gaming Terrible Video Game Ideas

[Revy ~ Two Hands 862]

Okay so I have an idea for a truly terrible video game it's called: 'IRL'.

It will follow my adventures from posting on pony forums, to playing actually interesting videogames, to drinking beer.

 

It will be the most ironically bad game ever made.

 

What are your ideas for terrible video games (ponies can feature)?

 

 

[firetorn 187]

A game where you are a McDonalds employee, and it is literally just like working at McDonalds. You have to flip burgers, deal with angry customers/managers and mop floors, then you get paid a measly amount of  points. You can then share your highscores with your friends to show how much your life sucks lol.

[Crispin 56]

A game where you are watching someone slowly groan for hours. That's all it is, just groaning and if you turn him off he dies and you device explodes and it releases gasses to kill you in 30 minutes. The groaning noises are extremely loud and cannot be turned down ever!

[Shady Bubbles 429]

Sadly, my idea has already been taken: make an anniversary for Sonic that is extremely broken and glitchy and has terrible voice acting and Sonic kissing a human and just basically the worst game ever, except give it excellent music. 

 

I just never got over the fact that this game happened, and I paid $60 for it.

[FlitterFlutter 1,584]

A game where you are a McDonalds employee, and it is literally just like working at McDonalds. You have to flip burgers, deal with angry customers/managers and mop floors, then you get paid a measly amount of  points. You can then share your highscores with your friends to show how much your life sucks lol.

That sounds fun. Like dealing with the customers and stuff. I would play that all day. 

[Scootalove 10,689]

A game that has you working at Walmart, where you can't talk back or stand up for yourself against the customers.

[firetorn 187]

That sounds fun. Like dealing with the customers and stuff. I would play that all day. 

haha, it would be like, when a customer complains, there are only 2 options: Apologize politely and continue accepting the abuse or explain to them that they are wrong and get fired

Edited May 3, 2014 by firetorn

[Discordian 6,015]

Half the ideas in this topic so far seem like simulation arcade type games like Diner Dash.

 

One of the most terrible ideas to come out of any video game: Having a control scheme that is played out entirely with a stylus or Wiimote or some sort of motion control. Joysticks exist for a reason.

[FlitterFlutter 1,584]

haha, it would be like, when a customer complains, there are only 2 options: Apologize politely and continue accepting the abuse or explain to them that they are wrong and get fired

You know I think that their was a game like that but you had a hardware store of something like that. It was tons of fun. 

[Chacobos 160]

I had a horrible idea....Ride to Hell displayed it quite well. 

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

A homesick alien who can't quit falling down holes.

 

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Edited May 4, 2014 by A.V.

[long gone 8,929]

A game where you are Gabe Newell trying to release Half-Life 3, but your inability to count to 3 prevents you from doing so much to the disappointment of the Internet.

[Midnight Dragon 264]

A game where you're a badly designed anthro and you live with other badly made anthros, and you all work at a mall that looks like a CG-fied version of a Kindergartener's drawing. Also, the developers have obviously never been to a mall, as your jobs all consist of selling everything including the kitchen sink at stands (rather than each of you running a store for a specific type of item), and if you fail to make enough money in the time limit (which is more than likely to be the case, you're forced to juggle what appears to be unfinished models that the characters say are jukeboxes, but look nothing like that. This is really hard to do, and if you fail, the game completely resets and all of your progress is lost.

 

Also, if you somehow manage to beat it, your only reward is a poster for the sequel game. Then the next time you start the game up, everything is glitched up and unplayable, and you either have to smash the disk or stare into the soulless eyes of the now even more deformed character models.

 

The game's title? "Super Furry Adventure in the Crazy Mall That is Actually Owned By Humans with Some Kind of Jukebox/Juggling Fetish". Coming soon for the Wii U!

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

WHEELCHAIR RAMPAGE

 

In a world, where fed up paraplegic Bob Everyman had had enough, nobody is safe. 

 

Reviews

 

Komaku-"This game is a must have for everybody!"

 

Ipn-"I never knew rampaging around in a wheelchair could be this fun!"

 

Gamespots-"Best game since Goat Simulator! 8/10"

 

Some random features of the game

• You can upgrade your wheelchair to be rocket propelled.
• Yes, you can run people over.
• You can even craft a Steam Powered Wheel Chair for yourself!

Some random achievements in this game include

• Do you want to steal a cushion? Steal 100 couch cushions.
• Roll out! Assemble other paraplegics, and together you will unite into one giant paraplegic. 
• EXTERMINATE! Exterminate whale species of choice.  
• Spiderchair! Defeat the Spiderman boss fight, and steal Spidey's web shooters to make your chair a Spider chair!

WARNING: THIS GAME MAY BE HIGHLY OFFENSIVE TO SOME.

[Celestial Wish 349]

Farm simulator..

 

 

Brink....

 

That is all..

[Tholos 145]

You are a two dimensional cliche'd soldier, in a beautifully rendered for the Nintendo 64 world. There are millions of lensflares, and shotguns and sniper rifles work the same way. You can carry hundreds of cartridges on your person and somehow fit several large weapons on your body, I'd rather not delve into where they are stored. 

 

You have but one mission, shoot everybody who is Russian or isn't white. Somehow the Geneva convention doesn't apply to your specialized squad of Corporal Fuckgee and Captain You Should Have died Three Sequels Ago Jr. At this point we might as well be selling nerve gas in six packs for a dollar each.

 

If you play a lot, the game will literally just start letting you win by allowing you to nuke everybody or release a team of savage dogs to attack your opponents. The game will lag a lot in order to add artificial challenge. There's no need to worry about stopping people from wall-hacking, it's not like they're going to try anyway, right?

 

We will market this game on it's realism by making it as least realistic as possible and including zombies. 

 

The game will even feature it's own language, with thirteen year olds screaming at each other in nothing but homophobia.

 

Then we'll randomly start stealing ideas from sci-fi games and completely abandon our audience, going on a spree that's akin to schizophrenia, like the only thing now guiding our development and design choices is the voices in our heads, and the only way to keep them at bay is making as shitty of a game as possible.

 

The best part? We will release this same game, under a different title, every few years, forever.

 

I already got a title in mind, too, we'll call it Call of Duty.

Edited May 4, 2014 by Tholos

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

NASCAR The Game:2011. Now with car manufactures.

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

How about a game that plays like WoW, but where the plot revolves around going to college? And like, you would have to choose a class, like you could be a bookworm, or an athlete, or a frat bro, and they all have their own abilities, and you take classes with other players and go on quests to battle homework assignments and papers and whatnot.

[Sky Cutter 294]

half life 3... produced by Michael Bay

[Unikitty 1,212]

Contrary to many people's suggestions; but wouldn't a retail simulator be absolutely awesome for people working in retail? Imagine this:

You pick a store type similar to the one you work in - fast food joint, discount variety store, major chain complex. You name it.

Then you go ahead and choose the difficulty. Is the town you're in full of friendly, but senile pensioners? Maybe it's a mining town and everyone is big, bulky labourers who stink up the place. Perhaps you're working in a capital city full of popular tourist attractions? Those foreigners who don't understand a word you say, and NEVER put things back on the shelves.

After all that's sorted out, you hit play.

...and proceed to abuse and insult every person who so much as mutters slight disdain towards you. Maybe even throw some stock at them, or chase them with a broom you were sweeping up with and they were too stupid to move off the dirt patch.

Just think, it would be the ultimate stress relief for those working in retail.

 

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To keep on topic, how about this?

 

BANKING ACCOUNTANT SIMULATOR: THE GAME

[Toaster Bot 183]

A game where you are Gabe Newell trying to release Half-Life 3, but your inability to count to 3 prevents you from doing so much to the disappointment of the Internet.

 I was bored so I gave that brilliant idea all the fifteen minutes it deserved in order to be made.

Here you go: http://www.mediafire.com/download/ig6kxb2kkq7eqt3/Gaben_Simulator.exe

And just in case you're afraid it's a virus: https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/352e354171dd9904d785a338345ff47cd78956e85ca0692e1f24e800f74b788b/analysis/1399173281/

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Oh, and on-topic: a game where you're a potato. You can't do anything, because it's a realistic simulation.

Edited May 4, 2014 by Toaster Bot

[long gone 8,929]

 I was bored so I gave that brilliant idea all the fifteen minutes it deserved in order to be made.

Here you go: http://www.mediafire.com/download/ig6kxb2kkq7eqt3/Gaben_Simulator.exe

And just in case you're afraid it's a virus: https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/352e354171dd9904d785a338345ff47cd78956e85ca0692e1f24e800f74b788b/analysis/1399173281/

YOU JUST WON THIS THREAD.

[Revy ~ Two Hands 862]

Ha I didn't expect as many responses as this. I just started skimming these ideas and they are gold.

This is basically a lol thread at this point.

YOU JUST WON THIS THREAD.

I'm going to play this game and seriously analyze it.

Lol. I expect terrible terrible things

 

Edit: I played 'Gabe Simulator' and all I can say is 

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GAME OF THE YEAR  10/10

Edited May 4, 2014 by Gamer Twilight

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

A game where the AI is so unbeatable, that you rage quit

[Shady Bubbles 429]

A game where the AI is so unbeatable, that you rage quit

We'll call it Ninja Gaiden Black