Khaoios 1,970 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Haven't heard much from Miaq. Actually I completely forgot that he requested that. Yeah......we were actually wondering b/c we thought you disappeared or something, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 June 25, 2014 Author Share June 25, 2014 Yeah......we were actually wondering b/c we thought you disappeared or something, Lol. I've been around. I haven't been messing with the forums much, but you can always get my attention by shouting at me on skype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaoios 1,970 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Lol. I've been around. I haven't been messing with the forums much, but you can always get my attention by shouting at me on skype. Okay..........Do you want me to ask Miaq if he's still up for it or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutter's lover <3 8,204 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 I know, but what makes it hilarious is that I'm actually a real minister, legally. I secretly do this in hopes that the hardcore pony waifu crowd catches wind and becomes jealous. I never knew that. I Guess that means I'm legally married to Fluttershy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 June 25, 2014 Author Share June 25, 2014 Okay..........Do you want me to ask Miaq if he's still up for it or something? Sure. I never knew that. I Guess that means I'm legally married to Fluttershy. Yes...however, due to legal loopholes, you're also now property of Hasbro. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperhooves 872 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 OH, MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaoios 1,970 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Confirmed, Miaq is still on for Fleetfoot. He'll be here to report in, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutter's lover <3 8,204 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Sure. Yes...however, due to legal loopholes, you're also now property of Hasbro. Well, I guess...does that mean I get royalties, every time Fluttershy appears on screen? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 June 25, 2014 Author Share June 25, 2014 Well, I guess...does that mean I get royalties, every time Fluttershy appears on screen? No, but it does mean every picture of you and Fluttershy are now copyrighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 June 27, 2014 Author Share June 27, 2014 (edited) Minister Kel Grym, on 26 Jun 2014 - 7:38 PM, said: wut?WUT!?OH NO NO NO! I DONT THINK SO!How did Celestia, CELESTIA, lost to freaking Scootaloo and Pinkie Pie? I mean, Pinkie Pie I can kinda understand, but SCOOTALOO!!![Long string of explatives]No, seriously, why didn't anyone tell me about this? I didn't even get to cast in a vote!One day...I will have my vengeance.From now on I declare a Holy Crusade in the name of Celestia. RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED ME MLPFIFA TOURNAMENT!!! I will come down from the clouds with thunder and lightning and rip a hole through the earth beneath your feet and plunge you down into the depths of Tarturus so hard, it will send shock-waves through he multiverse!!! As of right now the Cult of Celestia is in a state of war against the forums. All members of the Cult are expected to post bananas in the name of Celestia, everywhere they can. #CelestialCrusade. Edited June 27, 2014 by Minister Kel Grym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeric 46,836 June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Maybe you should all change your avatars to Banana? What are the rules about marrying Celestia? I'm curious about that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quill Waver 1,408 July 9, 2014 Share July 9, 2014 (edited) If only Ghost didn't marry Rarity... Now I feel jealous... I need to confess my sins and seek forgiveness, minister... Edited July 9, 2014 by Asterian Starfall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 July 14, 2014 Author Share July 14, 2014 Oh wow. I haven't checked this thread in a while. Problems with content loading are still persisting. Kinda hard to keep track of things. Maybe you should all change your avatars to Banana? What are the rules about marrying Celestia? I'm curious about that one? 1. I might still do that in the near or distant future. 2. No. I'm not even good enough for Celestia and I don't think anyone short of the God Emperor himself, or Chuck Norris would be good enough for her either. If only Ghost didn't marry Rarity... Now I feel jealous... I need to confess my sins and seek forgiveness, minister... Confess away, I'm all ears. *sips on coffee, while adjusting wire tap under shirt* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'aiq the Liar 5,804 July 14, 2014 Share July 14, 2014 Oh wow. I haven't checked this thread in a while. Problems with content loading are still persisting. Kinda hard to keep track of things. 1. I might still do that in the near or distant future. 2. No. I'm not even good enough for Celestia and I don't think anyone short of the God Emperor himself, or Chuck Norris would be good enough for her either. Confess away, I'm all ears. *sips on coffee, while adjusting wire tap under shirt* Pm me sometime so we can do the fleetfoot wedding thing. It will be a khorne wedding, but one nontheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 July 14, 2014 Author Share July 14, 2014 @@M'aiq the Liar, Will do. It might not be until Tuesday or Wednesday but we'll see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 July 17, 2014 Author Share July 17, 2014 (edited) 12th Pony Waifu Marriage! Jorguil X Rainbow Dash (actually did this long time ago, but neglected to post) (I'm so lazy) Skype Wedding Transcript [2:58:24 PM] Kel Grym: Alrighty then. Time for another wedding! Last of the Mane 6! [2:58:33 PM] :Flutterblitz:: o.o [2:58:53 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: all right then [2:59:08 PM] Kel Grym patiently waits for everyone. [2:59:19 PM] FreshFisherman: (d) [2:59:25 PM] Jump Cut: *walks in* [2:59:27 PM] :Flutterblitz: sits down with Fluttershy [2:59:48 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: Chikoritacheezits sits next to Pinkie Pie [2:59:50 PM] FreshFisherman: (d) o [3:00:00 PM] Jorguil Ferris: *being pushed closer to the church by Ali* I still don't know..... * [3:00:06 PM] Jump Cut sits next to Applejack [3:00:20 PM] Kel Grym plays wedding music [3:00:27 PM] FreshFisherman: Oh, Jorguil. Take the plunge [3:00:39 PM] Pinkie: Oh boy who's getting married this time? [3:00:56 PM] Applejack: I think its Rainbow [3:01:20 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today to celebrate the holy matrimony of Jorguil Ferris and Rainbow Dash...for some reason. [3:02:10 PM] FreshFisherman: *receives check from shady person in trenchcoat* [3:02:19 PM] Pinkie: oh oh hi dashie great job you're getting married [3:02:43 PM] Kel Grym: I see the groom is present. Is the bride here yet? [3:03:22 PM] Applejack: looks like you crossed the finish line finally [3:03:27 PM] Rainbow Dash: *near the entrance having a talk with Twilight about something* [3:03:39 PM] Pinkie: oh hi twilight you're here too [3:03:39 PM] FreshFisherman: :| [3:04:02 PM] Kel Grym: ... [3:04:06 PM] Kel Grym: Rainbow? [3:04:10 PM] FreshFisherman: Twi, why are you here? [3:06:07 PM] RainbowDash: Well I know this pony is odd. [3:06:31 PM] Kel Grym blinks [3:06:53 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: something is going on [3:07:19 PM] Kel Grym: What do you mean Rainbow? [3:08:51 PM] Rainbow Dash: Well what about my time to hang out with you and the others Twilight? [3:09:34 PM] Pinkie: instead of being anti social as usual [3:09:36 PM] Jorguil Ferris: *standing at the front* [3:10:18 PM] Fluttershy: C'mon Dashie, you don't wanna be late for your own wedding... [3:10:55 PM] Pinkie: yeah dashie come on [3:11:20 PM] Twilight: Go on Rainbow you know it isn't all that bad. [3:11:25 PM] Kel Grym pulls out a sammich [3:11:50 PM] Jorguil Ferris: So whats going on I can't hear them from here. [3:12:00 PM] Kel Grym chews thoughtfully [3:12:34 PM] FreshFisherman: *throws a fresh fish at Jorguil* [3:12:40 PM] FreshFisherman: Come on... [3:13:33 PM] Rainbow Dash: *Walking in with a ego big enough to suffocate a pony* [3:14:13 PM] Kel Grym finishes sammich [3:14:48 PM ] Twilight: "You can do it Rainbow, better take a seat." [3:15:11 PM ] Applejack: for a pony goin fast all the time you sure did take a while to get this thing started. [3:15:33 PM] Pinkie: Don't make me pull out the 2 hours later card [3:16:01 PM] Rainbow Dash: Well Applejack all the better to save the best for last. [3:16:34 PM] Applejack: *rolls eyes* [3:17:42 PM] Jorguil Ferris: *Noticing the Pony walk up the center* "Rainbow Dash is here time to be the best I can." [3:19:06 PM] Kel Grym: Are we ready? I don't know how much more I can stomach watching the namby pamby encouragements and all. [3:19:31 PM] Lyra: *Lyra intensifies* [3:19:41 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: Pinkie even i'm getting bored lets do this [3:19:54 PM] :Flutterblitz:: Let's get this show on the road. [3:19:56 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Well I am Ready [3:20:15 PM] FreshFisherman: (d) [3:20:32 PM] Rainbow Dash: Well I am here, sorry it wasn't more epic. [3:20:51 PM] Kel Grym: Okay then. Do you Jorguil Ferris take RainbowDash as you wife, and do you RainbowDash take Jorguil Ferris as your husband? [3:21:09 PM] Princess Sugar Cuddles: *cries* [3:21:22 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Yes I do [3:21:59 PM] Rainbow Dash: *sweats* Yeah [3:22:01 PM] Pinkie: *crying* so romantic [3:22:13 PM] Kel Grym: Ok. Any objections? [3:22:24 PM] FreshFisherman: (angel) [3:22:49 PM] Kel Grym glares at the congregation [3:23:01 PM] Jump Cut: *sits watching attentively* [3:23:13 PM] Kel Grym: Doesn't look like it. Good. [3:23:17 PM] FreshFisherman: (d) [3:23:44 PM] Kel Grym: Congratulations. You're man and wife. You can kiss now. [3:23:59 PM] Jorguil Ferris: ...... [3:24:00 PM] FreshFisherman: Weddings are the perfect parties. [3:24:19 PM] Pinkie: did someone say party [3:24:23 PM] Fluttershy: Yay. [3:24:30 PM] FreshFisherman: (^) [3:24:45 PM] Rainbow Dash: Stop being so soft *Tackles him to the ground kissing Jorguil* [3:24:55 PM] FreshFisherman: Woah... [3:24:57 PM] Jump Cut: *claps* [3:24:59 PM] Kel Grym: sigh...finally. [3:25:12 PM] Kel Grym Jumps on moped and speeds out of church As the Minister speeds away into the sunset he considers his accomplishment of finally marrying off the mane 6. While this wedding was uneventful, drawn out, and threatened to make him vomit out his sammich, he can't help but feel a sort of swelling pride in his continuing work to marry off fictional characters to people on the internet. Perhaps one day it would lead to world peace. Perhaps not. Perhaps it would trigger an apocalypse. Who knows? But today is a glorious day, for the Minister has come to a decision. As of right now, the Minister has repealed his initial rule of never marrying the same pony twice! That's right folks. If you have a tulpa you wish to wed, the Minister will be more than happy to arrange wedding services for you! (I may regret this) Edited July 17, 2014 by Minister KelGrym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 July 19, 2014 Author Share July 19, 2014 13 Pony Waifu Marriage M'aiq X Fleetfoot Skype Wedding Transcript [7/17/2014 9:14:42 PM] Kel Grym: hmm [7/17/2014 9:15:27 PM] Kel Grym: Awaken [7/17/2014 9:15:35 PM] Kel Grym: Kel Grym rings church bells [7/17/2014 9:15:35 PM] AlicornAcolyte: *Ali looks up from Torah and sees Kel* [7/17/2014 9:15:49 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Oh my! [7/17/2014 9:16:02 PM] Kel Grym: Yes [7/17/2014 9:16:06 PM] Zizkil M.: Alah has returned [7/17/2014 9:16:12 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Shalom, rabbi! [7/17/2014 9:16:28 PM] Kel Grym: sighs... [7/17/2014 9:16:37 PM] Kel Grym: Thus begins another episode. [7/17/2014 9:16:50 PM] Jorguil Ferris: looks like it. [7/17/2014 9:16:58 PM] Zizkil M.: Season 7 of the church [7/17/2014 9:17:21 PM] Kel Grym: We need witnesses! [7/17/2014 9:17:40 PM] AlicornAcolyte: I am here. [7/17/2014 9:17:54 PM] *** Kel Grym added M'aiq *** [7/17/2014 9:17:54 PM] *** M'aiq needs to update Skype to participate in this chat. Help by sending them to skype.com/updateme. Learn more about new group chat. *** [7/17/2014 9:18:04 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Well still not as long as the simpsons. [7/17/2014 9:18:10 PM] M'aiq: i cannot update it skype [7/17/2014 9:18:19 PM] M'aiq: you do not release ios updates for shit [7/17/2014 9:18:41 PM] Kel Grym: huh [7/17/2014 9:18:44 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): *barges through door* Did i miss anything? [7/17/2014 9:19:02 PM] ChikoritaBrony: what's going on here [7/17/2014 9:19:06 PM] M'aiq: yea, its weird [7/17/2014 9:19:08 PM] Ire teh fox: WTF IS GOING ON. [7/17/2014 9:19:28 PM] Kel Grym: M'iaq the Liar is getting hitched to Fleetfoot [7/17/2014 9:19:38 PM] M'aiq: this fucking wall [7/17/2014 9:19:39 PM] ChikoritaBrony: interesting pair [7/17/2014 9:19:44 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Sounds legit. [7/17/2014 9:20:06 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Nice pair, indeed, *Spitfire stands beside me* [7/17/2014 9:20:22 PM] ChikoritaBrony: I've got Pinkie here [7/17/2014 9:20:37 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Rainbow is training again. [7/17/2014 9:20:49 PM] Kel Grym: I have pinkamena locked in a cellar. [7/17/2014 9:20:56 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Tell that mare to get her tail over here, lol [7/17/2014 9:21:19 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie how is your dark side over therePinkie: Pinkie logic learn it live it love it [7/17/2014 9:21:34 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Pinkiamena looked in a cell..........what happened? [7/17/2014 9:21:49 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Correction: "Locked" [7/17/2014 9:22:05 PM] Kel Grym: Its for her own good don't worry about it [7/17/2014 9:22:11 PM] M'aiq: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO6giM9UAv0 [7/17/2014 9:22:20 PM] M'aiq: the only acceptable wonderbolts wedding song [7/17/2014 9:22:23 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie: I've met my dark side before *cringes* [7/17/2014 9:22:43 PM] Kel Grym: Alright, alright [7/17/2014 9:22:46 PM] Kel Grym: Lets begin [7/17/2014 9:22:52 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Fish [7/17/2014 9:22:58 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): *Spitfire and I take our seats* [7/17/2014 9:23:01 PM] Kel Grym: Kel Grym plays wedding music [7/17/2014 9:23:08 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d) [7/17/2014 9:23:24 PM] Rainbow Dash pops out of closet saying, "Boo!" and scare Jorguil. [7/17/2014 9:23:43 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Rainbow can I NOT HAVE A DAY WITH YOU JUMPING ME! [7/17/2014 9:23:55 PM] Spitfire: SIT DOWN RAINBOW DASH OR ELSE YOUR DROPPING AND GIVING ME 20!!!! [7/17/2014 9:24:17 PM] Kel Grym: Kel Grym beats gavel [7/17/2014 9:24:19 PM] Kel Grym: SILENCE! [7/17/2014 9:24:22 PM] M'aiq: I came here to chew bubble gum and get married, and I'm all outa gum [7/17/2014 9:24:25 PM] Jump Cut: oh i arrived just in time [7/17/2014 9:24:53 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie: this is gonna be fun [7/17/2014 9:24:57 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d) [7/17/2014 9:25:05 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of forum user and mare, under the light of Celestia and by the authority granted to me by the ULC. [7/17/2014 9:25:07 PM] Zizkil M.: I has new five gum, you want it? [7/17/2014 9:25:18 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Rainbow Dash: YES MAM *Sits with a loyal stare* wait whats happening? [7/17/2014 9:25:37 PM] Miaqsbestman:BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD [7/17/2014 9:25:43 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Wedding Rainbow. [7/17/2014 9:25:52 PM] Kel Grym: ...The groom is present. [7/17/2014 9:25:55 PM] M'aiqsFamily:SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE [7/17/2014 9:25:57 PM] Jump Cut: *sits down* [7/17/2014 9:25:59 PM] Kel Grym: And probably Khorne [7/17/2014 9:26:09 PM] Kel Grym: Where is the bride? [7/17/2014 9:26:10 PM] ChikoritaBrony: how big is this family of miaq? [7/17/2014 9:26:29 PM] Fleetfoot crashes through church, and lands perfectly next to groom. [7/17/2014 9:26:29 PM] Fleetfoot: I am Here. [7/17/2014 9:26:40 PM] Jorguil Ferris: I don't know. [7/17/2014 9:26:54 PM] ChikoritaBrony: i hope that roof didn't cost too much [7/17/2014 9:26:57 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): *Spitfire stares at Fleetfoot* [7/17/2014 9:27:03 PM] M'aiq is dressed in vietnam era SOG fatigues, carrying a car-15 [7/17/2014 9:27:06 PM] Kel Grym: The government will pay for it. [7/17/2014 9:27:09 PM] Jump Cut: *looks up at hole in the roof then back down* [7/17/2014 9:27:44 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d) [7/17/2014 9:28:05 PM] Kel Grym: M'iaq, do you hereby solemnly swear to take Fleetfoot here, as you lawfully wedded wife, through sickness and through health, for better or worse, until death does you part? [7/17/2014 9:28:27 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Rainbow you know this is not the weather hq right? [7/17/2014 9:28:30 PM] M'iaq: *in duke nukem voice* Sure, why the hell not [7/17/2014 9:28:35 PM] Jorguil Ferris: you can calm down now. [7/17/2014 9:28:49 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent [7/17/2014 9:28:55 PM] Jump Cut: (d) [7/17/2014 9:29:05 PM] Spitfire rolls her eyes [7/17/2014 9:29:07 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing) puts hands over her shoulders [7/17/2014 9:29:25 PM] Kel Grym: And Fleetfoot. Do you really want to be legally bound to this guy and share your assets and holdings with him? [7/17/2014 9:29:25 PM] M'aiq makes eye contact with spitfire, his epic shades to much for her to handle* [7/17/2014 9:29:47 PM] Fleetfoot: It's time to make this hombre mine [7/17/2014 9:30:09 PM] Kel Grym: Ok, I'll take that as a yes. [7/17/2014 9:30:21 PM] Kel Grym: Is there any objection to this union? [7/17/2014 9:30:37 PM] M'aiqsFamily: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD [7/17/2014 9:30:39 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Nope [7/17/2014 9:30:55 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Spitfire and I have no objection, [7/17/2014 9:30:57 PM] ChikoritaBrony: no objections over here [7/17/2014 9:30:58 PM] Jump Cut: *shakes head no* [7/17/2014 9:31:04 PM] Kel Grym: Alright then. [7/17/2014 9:31:07 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Damn orthodox minister. .. [7/17/2014 9:31:08 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Who is fleet foot? [7/17/2014 9:31:20 PM] Kel Grym throws fresh fish at Ali [7/17/2014 9:31:36 PM] Spitfire: RAI- [7/17/2014 9:31:37 PM] Nick (Tunder-Wing) covers Spitfire's mouth. [7/17/2014 9:31:38 PM] Nick (Tunder-Wing): You may continue. [7/17/2014 9:31:50 PM] Frostgage: hi [7/17/2014 9:31:52 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (bow) [7/17/2014 9:31:58 PM] Kel Grym: Then by the powers invested in me, in the Name of Her Holiness, I pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride. [7/17/2014 9:32:03 PM] ghostfacekiller39: [Thursday, July 17, 2014 9:31 PM] Frostgage: <<< hi, sup bro [7/17/2014 9:32:10 PM] Miaq pulls fleetfoot in close and says, "Hail to the king baby." [7/17/2014 9:32:13 PM] ChikoritaBrony: random people jumping in on a wedding [7/17/2014 9:32:39 PM] M'aiq kisses Fleetfoot, as the sheer power of their love breaks all windows in the cathedral [7/17/2014 9:32:43 PM] Spitfire: *puts on sunglasses*.......nice work Fleetfoot, *leans to Thunder-Wings side* [7/17/2014 9:32:54 PM] Frostgage: hi ghostie (heart) [7/17/2014 9:33:08 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Speak to me in your british voice bby~ (heart) [7/17/2014 9:33:15 PM] hwut: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5blW0wgaXY [7/17/2014 9:33:16 PM] Frostgage: But I'm not British :| [7/17/2014 9:33:19 PM] Kel Grym: Some of those stained glass windows were priceless artifacts I lifted from Canterlot Castle... [7/17/2014 9:33:25 PM] Jump Cut: *claps* *spins cigar in hand, then place in mouth, then lights it* [7/17/2014 9:33:27 PM] ghostfacekiller39: In my headcanon, you're british [7/17/2014 9:33:31 PM] Frostgage: u wot m8 [7/17/2014 9:33:33 PM] M'aiq carries Fleetfoot off into the sunet as the song starts to play. [7/17/2014 9:33:42 PM] Kel Grym: That's a wrap You saw it here first, folks! M'aiq and Fleetfoot have been hitched! Even more astounding! Ghostie and Maiq were in my church at the same time! And it did not get leveled to the ground! Hail Celestia! [Meanwhile, In Canterlot] 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 July 19, 2014 Share July 19, 2014 I am secreting tears of joy out of many orfices Congrats, Miaq. She's totally not thinkin of Big Macintosh during the honeymoon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaoios 1,970 July 19, 2014 Share July 19, 2014 I am secreting tears of joy out of many orfices Congrats, Miaq. She's totally not thinkin of Big Macintosh during the honeymoon. You said it, . Good-bye BigMacXFleetfoot. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 July 22, 2014 Author Share July 22, 2014 (edited) [edit: update notice on July 22nd] Just posting a little update. So far, there are three new weddings lined up, for whenever I get around to doing them. 1st, is the wedding of and their Rarity tulpa. 2nd, is the wedding of the Questioner (currently known as ) and ...yes this particular wedding is surprisingly not a Pony Waifu wedding, but one between two forum users. Shocking, yes? 3rd, is the wedding between and Applejack. This wedding will be a little different, as Desert Guardian cannot get skype to work for him, so we will be doing this one via PM. That is all for now. Hail Celestia! [edit: Wedding post on July 23rd.] 14th Pony Waifu Wedding Luna831 X Luna Just goes to show how plans change on the fly. Had other weddings planned but this one happened first. Skype Wedding Transcript [3:35:21 PM] Kel Grym: Alright, Alright [3:35:24 PM] Kel Grym: Silence! [3:35:34 PM] Kel Grym: *wedding music plays* [3:35:39 PM] ghostfacekiller39: clop [3:35:39 PM] ChikoritaBrony: it's time [3:35:39 PM] AlicornAcolyte: [3:36:05 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Ghost that is lemons. [3:36:15 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today, on this happy and joyous occasion, to join this man and this alicorn princess in holy matrimony. [3:36:26 PM] Kel Grym: Is the groom present? [3:36:39 PM] ChikoritaBrony: [3:36:44 PM] Jump Cut: [3:36:54 PM] hwut: [3:37:08 PM] Jorguil Ferris: [3:37:31 PM] ChikoritaBrony: one of these emoticons is not like the others [3:37:43 PM] hwut: [3:37:56 PM] Jump Cut: damn dude [3:38:04 PM] Jorguil Ferris: mix that! [3:38:13 PM ] AlicornAcolyte: I thought I was a drunk... [3:38:32 PM] hwut: gotta have one for each hand [3:38:38 PM] Jump Cut: nope your not the only one today [3:39:31 PM] Kel Grym: The groom is new to skype. Please standby [3:39:37 PM] ChikoritaBrony: this wedding will get tipsy [3:39:42 PM] Luna831: ok [3:39:49 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent. [3:39:59 PM] Jump Cut: ah ha! [3:40:01 PM] Kel Grym: The groom is present. Is the bride here as well? [3:40:05 PM] ChikoritaBrony: i love a good wedding [3:40:11 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Somebody read my post.. [3:40:24 PM] Jump Cut: about that new bakery place? [3:40:40 PM] Luna: Tis a yes, I am here. [3:40:43 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Cheesed it! [3:42:08 PM] Kel Grym: Alright then. Do you user Luna831, take this pony alicorn princess, to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, and changeling invasions, till death do you part? [3:42:11 PM] ChikoritaBrony: well looks like everyone is getting drunk at the reception [3:42:35 PM] Jump Cut: yup ^^ [3:42:59 PM] Luna831: yes i do [3:43:04 PM] :Flutterdash:: Actually it's Garth Brooks [3:43:24 PM] hwut: >tfw I cannot differentiate the two via voice [3:43:29 PM] :Flutterdash:: wait, he might've just done a cover. [3:43:35 PM] :Flutterdash:: idk [3:43:48 PM] Kel Grym: And do you, Luna, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness, and in health, through tornadoes and meteor showers, until death does you part? [3:44:08 PM] Luna: Tis a yes, I really do [3:44:30 PM] Kel Grym: Splendid. Any objections to this union? [3:44:34 PM] ChikoritaBrony: enope [3:44:39 PM] hwut: Neigh [3:44:41 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie: none over here [3:44:51 PM] :Flutterdash:: Nope [3:44:51 PM] AlicornAcolyte: [3:44:54 PM] Jump Cut: nuhu [3:44:59 PM] Jorguil Ferris: I see none. [3:45:10 PM] Fluttershy: Umm..no,none here. [3:45:19 PM] Applejack: all clear partner [3:45:42 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Actually in technicality isn't he in a polygamy since she is multiple personalities? [3:45:59 PM] Kel Grym: umm...no [3:46:01 PM] ChikoritaBrony: shhh we don't talk about that [3:46:04 PM] :Flutterdash:: lol [3:46:14 PM] Luna831: If that is the case i can marry nightmare moon too? [3:46:23 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Lol [3:46:29 PM] Jump Cut: dat eternal night [3:46:29 PM] Kel Grym: Same thing [3:46:35 PM] Nightmare Moon: Tis yes, I take him as my hubsand. [3:46:49 PM] Kel Grym: Without further ado, in the name of Celestia most high, I pronounce you man and wife (wives?). [3:47:01 PM] :Flutterdash:: Hmm..maybe I should Marry Flutterbat as well. [3:47:02 PM] hwut: Fleetfoot is currently passed out in my car, and unavailable for comment [3:47:11 PM] Kel Grym: You may kiss the bride(s) [3:47:16:PM] Luna831 and Luna (NightmareMoon?) Kiss passionately. [3:47:18 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie: *launches celebration party cannon* [3:47:31 PM] AlicornAcolyte: What a nice wedding! So gotta Tweet it... [3:47:35 PM] ghostfacekiller39: [censored by the Minister] [3:47:38 PM] Jump Cut: *claps* [3:47:39 PM] hwut: #wedding [3:47:40 PM] Fluttershy tosses confetti [3:47:50 PM] hwut: #love [3:48:02 PM] :Flutterdash:: [3:48:04 PM] Jump Cut: *Applejack twirls her hat* [3:48:22 PM] AlicornAcolyte: [3:48:22 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Ghost whats with these lemons? [3:48:32 PM] ghostfacekiller39: *Rarity dries tears of joy with handkerchief* [3:48:33 PM] Fleetfoot wakes up for just long enough to do a fireworks flyby [3:48:54 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Better than what I did at Flutterdash's and Fluttershy's wedding :| [3:49:02 PM] Rarity: I'm still peeved about that. [3:49:02 PM] :Flutterdash:: @Jorguil: He plans on burning the Chruch down....with the lemons. [3:49:17 PM] ChikoritaBrony: how exactly [3:49:35 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Don't talk shit about lemons, Chikorita. [3:49:40 PM] ghostfacekiller39: They're OP [3:49:50 PM] Luna831: how do i tweet this for proof? And that is that. Congrats, Luna831, you are officially married to Luna! And I sincerely hope, you guys appreciate the effort I went through, to find and paste all those emoticons that don't translate over from skype to my posts... *grumbles* Congregation is always making me work harder Edited July 22, 2014 by Minister KelGrym 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kel_Grym 1,917 July 28, 2014 Author Share July 28, 2014 (edited) Recent Weddings! Asterian Starfall X Rarity TheQuestioner X Hyperhooves (between two actual users) Deathstroke X AppleJack My apologies for not having the transcripts up yet, I've been a bit busy and a bit lazy at the same time. However, I have decided to stop posting the transcripts on the thread and just post them as blogs which I will provide links to. I'm in the middle of typing them up as we speak and they will be posted in due time. There are have been a few wedding requests in that time, and I said I'd get around to doing them on Monday, but for reasons, I will have to get around to them on Tuesday, unless my schedule frees up. Link to Asterian's wedding transcript. Link to TheQuestioner's wedding transcript. Edited July 28, 2014 by Minister KelGrym 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyTwilight 110 July 31, 2014 Share July 31, 2014 (edited) This is awesome! Hail Celestia http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36500000/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-image-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-36547991-381-371.gif I call dibs on Discord. Edit: I did the ritual so.... Hail Celestia, Best Pony Princess/Queen/Empress/Goddess Ever! Edited August 2, 2014 by (MARVEL) Starlight K 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshower Raindrops 3,227 August 1, 2014 Share August 1, 2014 I did not think I will be able to read this all, but this is funny. . I call sunshower raindrops!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adachi 772 August 15, 2014 Share August 15, 2014 Hail, Celestia! Hope things are well. I have a confession. I have put my faith in others over Celestia, so I repent of my sin. Also, some time I shall learn magic so I can directly commune with our Goddess. I cannot wait Also, this is most likely just a theory, but I read that all matter is most likely made of energy. If we're all energy, when we die, I think if we pray to Celestia to take us to Equestria and let us be reborn as ponies in her world, it's possible. I want to spread the word of Celestia, but if I try advertising her religion on any Pagan forum, they might look at me as a troll, since they'll likely think I'm trying to mock their connection with their Gods. And I know Christians will have nothing to do with other religions. I could try occult forums, but most of them don't worship any one God since we're all basically Gods anyway (Celestia is still the best though ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshower Raindrops 3,227 August 15, 2014 Share August 15, 2014 Hail, Celestia! Hope things are well. I have a confession. I have put my faith in others over Celestia, so I repent of my sin. Also, some time I shall learn magic so I can directly commune with our Goddess. I cannot wait Also, this is most likely just a theory, but I read that all matter is most likely made of energy. If we're all energy, when we die, I think if we pray to Celestia to take us to Equestria and let us be reborn as ponies in her world, it's possible. I want to spread the word of Celestia, but if I try advertising her religion on any Pagan forum, they might look at me as a troll, since they'll likely think I'm trying to mock their connection with their Gods. And I know Christians will have nothing to do with other religions. I could try occult forums, but most of them don't worship any one God since we're all basically Gods anyway (Celestia is still the best though ) There actually was another Celestia (+Luna) cult that started on 4-chan. They later made their own wiki which I cant find now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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