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Too dramatic for a pony forum but.....

I am typing this as an expression for my current life situation. I am having some job issues and some major family issues. I work for my family's business and they are agents of a medicare system that downright infuriates me and I can't do much of anything. This job is the reason why my parents haven't kicked me out of the house and also how I can pay my bills.   Point is I'm in a discovery crisis and have been for many years. I feel as if something big is on the way for me and I will be patie

TheMarkz0ne

TheMarkz0ne

I'm so scared.

I don't know why but I'm scared of pretty much everything and it really affects my life.     Here are few examples:   I'm scared of dogs because I don't know when they are going to attack me all of a sudden. And when dog comes near me my heart just starts racing and it feels so anxious.   I'm scared of cars and crossing roads, because I always feel that some car comes and runs over me and I try to avoid all crossroads when I walk. I would rather walk 1 mile to avoid the scary crossroad th

碇 シンジン

碇 シンジン

Early morning challenge.

So, it's 3 AM for me now. I've been having real bad bouts of insomnia lately, but that's not why I'm updating at this time. The reason I'm updating at this time is because I'm a fan of Gravity Falls, and have been messing around with ciphers. Now, normally I'm not a hardcore puzzle maker. Puzzle solver, I'm moderate level, but I'm issuing a challenge to anyone who thinks they are smart enough to solve my little puzzle.   I will make a picture of what I want you to translate available for downl

Keypassion

Keypassion

I am not a brony anymore.

So, some of you are wondering why I was away for such a while, well, I was thinking.   Just thinking. About my stance with my status as a brony. Well... I decided that I'm not a fan anymore.   Recently, the show looked more and more uninteresting. I was not watching it much. In fact:   I DONT have a big obsession with Pinkie Pie anymore. You heard me.   I kept thinking "WTF am I doing? Why am I fapping to ponies?" I know having a sexual attraction to animals and ponies, in this case, isn

SnipSnap

SnipSnap

Factoids of the Living Dead: SCREAM

A dang fine slasher movie, this is, even if its sequels decided to become the dumb movies the original was making fun of.     Beware of spoilers.   - Wes Craven wasn't planing on making another violent horror film, but his fans kept asking him to do something like The Hills Have Eyes again.   - The Ghostface Killer's mask is based off the Edvard Munch painting The Scream, but it wasn't designed specifically for the movie. It was actually based on a costume that had been in stores since

Orablanco Account

Orablanco Account

Grown REALLY tired of beating this dead horse

Do I need to say this again? FIM is not exclusively "for little girls" like G3, G3.5, or Tales. It's a show for EVERYONE and is written for EVERYONE! The same demographics as Disney's animated films, Pixar, and Harry Potter. Saying FIM "it's for little girls" when it factually isn't is an insult to every single person who watches and adores this show.   In fact, it's also a major insult to Faust herself. Don't believe me? Read this famous screenshot of a reply by Faust to an anti-brony:  

Dark Qiviut

Dark Qiviut

Twilight's Kingdom

See * for disclaimer, and explanation   Twilight's Kingdom Part 1 & 2 (May 10th 2014 2 x 22 minutes)   Part 1   A lot of 'official' stuff is taking place in the Crystal Empire this season. This brings up three possibilities, the most obvious being it's just a coincidence and we're simply not seeing all the important political happening in Canterlot. However, it's also possible that Celestia is very deliberately pushing the political focus to the Crystal Empire, either to speed up their

Fhaolan

Fhaolan

Luna's Soda Dream Scam

Princess Luna usually pampers me when it comes to my dreams. I say that because my dreams are usually very complex, and vividly nuanced, when I can remember them that is. One detail I can remember uncannily well is that the character I was playing in the dream was a lover of soda. Sometimes you could find tokens inside these soda glasses, and you could use these tokens to get prizes or buy more soda. My character had his eyes on one particular prize: A hoodie. But this was no ordinary hoodie, o

Gatekeeper Giggle

Gatekeeper Giggle

Luna's Lich Kicks my Butt

Luna sent me another dream, this one crazier than the last! This time, I was a roman centurion, and my two subordinates and I were in charge of policing a house party. This went great until a lich showed up. I ordered my men to flank it while I provided a distraction. However, I was forced to take refuge behind a conveniently placed pillar while the lich threw spells at me. They were paralyzing spells, and what I could only assume were instant death spells. My subordinates apparently screwed the

Gatekeeper Giggle

Gatekeeper Giggle

Luna Shows Me The Fan Fiction She Wrote About Me

Luna showed me another dream, this one... FAR more complex then the last. Seriously, if I told you the whole thing we would be here all day. So I'll just give you the basics of the plot. So, we start off with me as an apprentice to a world class mage. We all live in a prosperous empire ruled by a kind, but fair, king. But I soon found out that the mage and his... roommate? Wife? Romantic Partner? Business Partner? I have no idea what this woman's relationship to my master is, all I know is that

Gatekeeper Giggle

Gatekeeper Giggle

Nightmare Moon Gives me a Guilt Trip About Nature

This dream starts out with me as an incredibly wealthy business man, even though I'm still in elementary school. I was seriously driving a limo to school everyday. Anyway, the dream jumps ahead to the end of the school day. As I walk out the front doors of the school I see that there are bunches and bunches of caterpillars just crawling around in the middle of the sidewalk. I don't think anything of it and start walking to my car regardless, crushing countless caterpillars underfoot. When I make

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Gatekeeper Giggle

An introduction

Back on good old FimFiction, I have a running series of blogs in which I tell everyone the dreams I've had. Since I couldn't find any rule saying 'thou shalt not duplicate thine blogs' I'm going to move all of them here. To avoid boring you guys with content you could have already read somewhere else, I'll also include nightmares that I had as a child as well. Those will be exclusive to MLP forums, so you'll only be able to see them here. A quick guide: If the title of the blog entry is Luna.

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Gatekeeper Giggle

Factoids of the Living Dead: CHILD'S PLAY

Y'know, for a horror movie where the monster could easily be defeated if you kicked him hard enough across the room, the original Child's Play ain't half bad. Not a masterpiece by any standards, but it's good fun.     Take a seat, Annabelle. - Originally named "Batteries Not Included", but changed when it was found out Steven Spielberg was producing a movie with the same name.   - Child's Play was originally meant to be a satire of marketing aimed at children before it became a horror fl

Orablanco Account

Orablanco Account

Le Blog Premier

Part 1   So, because I am (highly) opinionated and the status updates don't seem appropriate for long blocks of text (and because I enjoy writing), I have decided to create myself a blog to showcase all the insane ramblings of the multitude of voices inside my head...   I mean to blog about stuff.   Please be forewarned: this shall be a highly concentrated dose of Seraph (applied directly to the retinas), and the things discussed herein may be of little to no interest to you.   It'll mo

SeraphStar

SeraphStar

I don't know anymore.

I have wondered this for a long time. Am I really the person I'm being here or am I the person that I am IRL.   I can't be both because they are totally different. Here I can be open I can share my thoughts and be happy. IRL I don't share anything I don't talk I'm always alone and at misery.   I have wondered who I am for 10 years and I haven't found answer, but lately when I joined here the difference between my IRL behaviour and behaviour here has grown bigger. And that really puts me in

碇 シンジン

碇 シンジン

Everyone here is a bot, aren't they?

You almost had me, but I've finally figured it out. Everyone on this forum is actually just a bot pretending to be a human. Now, let's make one thing very clear, I don't hold the fact that you're lifeless automatons against you. I've come to regard many of you soulless computer programs as friends, even though you're only capable of a pale imitation of the human spirit. But I do believe it's okay for you to drop the act now. I will not judge you any differently just because you are incapable of

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Gatekeeper Giggle

Factoids of the Living Dead: PAN'S LABYRINTH

This one is exceedingly overdue, but today we come to the modern masterpiece from the Mexican maestro's mind, Pan's Labyrinth. I was actually questioning whether this film could be counted as a horror film or if it was just fantasy of the darker variety.     Never mind.   - Guillermo del Toro keeps a large collection of notes and sketches that he uses to generate ideas and stories for his films. The notes on Pan's Labyrinth were once lost in the backseat of a British cab. Del Toro was afr

Orablanco Account

Orablanco Account

The Best Job You Can Get Without College Thats Not McDonalds

Recently I decided to ditch my restaurant job (which is why I haven't been on the fourms as much) and pursue a real career in professional driving.   Driving Buses and Trucks can pay handsomely if you know the industry and know how to play the game well. My experience has been fulfilling and id thought I share it with you.   Firstly, some of you may not even have your regular drivers license yet, and that's fine. Work on getting behind the wheel and be safe.   There is a different license

Stalliongrad

Stalliongrad

Topic: Don’t Worry 10/6/14

When I was writing this lesson, I was hesitant about writing it because I have been dealing with a lot of anxiety. I didn't want to come across as not practicing what I preach, then I realized that I shouldn't cover up on what's really going on -pretending I don't have any problems- but, I should be real instead.   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Topic: Don’t Worry Philippians 4:6-7   ·

Kreborn Sparkleheart

Kreborn Sparkleheart

15 is Not a Palindrome.

But it is a very special number, especially in latino culture; the fifteenth birthday is when a girl "becomes a woman" and is "revealed" to the world.   And it was my friend's 15th birthday yesterday! Since she was, of course, a quinceanera, she through a quince años, and I had the honor of being one of the attendants! Being one of the attendants, I was told that I would be waltzing with one of the female attendants and the quinceanera, however, the attendant dances were taken out of the mix

Zyla Fae

Zyla Fae

Echo Zero

Acts Ishmael is Static's role model. He said that his death would inspire generations of the weak and the defenseless and he was right. He was the first true insurgent. Like Dostoyevsky, he knew that this type is an endangered species. We will not be driven to extinction until we have brought others to the same state of oblivion. We are encrypted. We are not dead. We are many. We are very many. Yet they continue to throw us to the unvisited rooms. The emptiness. The sun that corrodes.   Salvag

Static

Static

After The Break

It's been awhile since I blogged and a bit has happened. First I've acquired a few new equestria items such as the build a bear cmcs, and the journal of the two sisters. I've also finished the rough draft of my Equestrian fanfic, at least up to season five without the comics, as I've not decided whether to do some of the comic arcs or not. I've also discovered "Let It Go" from frozen. There have been arguments and fun times abound. Still feel like I should find a butler constume and turn it into

Cimarronboy

Cimarronboy

Steven Reviews - Equestria Games

Well, lookie there! I'm actually reviewing an episode from the show. I think this is a nice change of pace, but do you think I should do something like this again? Please let me know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c_0u8Bk18k

Geek0zoid

Geek0zoid

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