I have been thinking, and I think I am a vampire.
I like blood.
I am awake on the night and I sleep durning the day.
I have two sharp side teeth.
I hate garlic.
I have quite pale skin.
I see very well in the dark.
I bite my nails sometimes, maybe it is because I want to bite someone's neck?
Vampires' skin burns if "holy water" touches it, I hate water.
Hawthorn is dangerous for vampires, I am allergic to some types of pollen, maybe even hawthorn pollen?
I MUST be a vampire.
Haha, seriously though, everything above is actually true. So I thought this was a quite funny think to make.
Thoughts? May I please have your blood?