Thorns

Let's take a look at the solar system as we know it, shall we? Well, the Sun's a hot star. And Mercury's hot too. Venus . . . is the brightest planet! And Earth is home to me and you. Mars is the Red One! And Jupiter's most wide! (Like my mother-in-la *smacked* Hey!) Saturns got those icy rings, And your an- *coughs Uranus spins on its side! Neptune's really windy! And Pluto's really sma- well, technically it's not considered a planet anymore BUT! We wanted to name the planets. And now we've named them all.

Makes me want to consider becoming an environmentalist.

Your avatar makes me want to watch Keep Calm and Flutter on. Or some other Fluttershy related episode. I find it a little odd that my avatar makes you want to ask questions of a morbid nature. To satiate your grotesque curiosity, yes, I am an emotional human being. Or rather I am capable of feeling emotion, yes. I'm having a blast already.

Earth. So far it has proven to be the most hospitable one. And this is to take up the remaining characters I need to make a post.

Here's to what I hope is a long-lasting, innocent little forum game. What does the avatar above you make you want to do? It's a simple enough game and also popular on a neighboring message board. Don't break my heart by letting this thread slip into the depths of Tartarus. Break it with something much more effective like peeing in my punch bowl or stealing my almonds. **NOTE** In hindsight, this thread may be better placed in the Forum Games subsidiary. I never thought about this constituting as a game so much as a basic conversational topic. I'm sure the Moderators will lead me in the right direction.

*groans* *presses play on the dusty tape recorder* Thiiiiiis is your silly welcome text, I hope it finds you well! You've been welcomed to this forum, Cause we think you're really swell. You just made your first new post, Now let us celebrate! Your threads will be enticing, Your signature first-rate! There are some things one shouldn't do, Don't be mean or necropost! (That'll be hard for me; the first one!) Somethin' somethin' somethin' Eggs go good with toast. No need to act so cool, Being you will be enough! MLP means staying true to you, Not acting really tough. It won't be the same without you [insert generic new name] So we hope that you stay on, So please, oh please, yeah, yeah, we've heard enough. Welcome im_an_iceberg. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

To quote one of my favourite quotes: "It seems I have erected a monument more lasting than Bronze."

Thank you! Why, I am so flattered. This is an honour and a privilege! Yes, I will most certainly engage in palaver with you in the near future. I sincerely appreciate you supplying me with these wonderful synonyms, because despite the fact that I have full access to the World Wide Web, I am seemingly unable to run a quick Google search on my own behalf. Thank you so much for holding my hand and doing me simple favours! And I just LOVE that song from that episode! I jam out to it when I'm working out sometimes. Ah, you two know how to make someone feel welcome. Thank you kindly! This just in. I now officially have an avatar. Now I feel as if I can be welcomed proper. And just because this avatar looks really dark, makes me appear edgy, and inflates what little pruned ego I have, all while defining who I am as a person. Only not really. I just love it. On another note: You're . . . going . . . to welcome me! Lol.

Hey there, Armchair Adventurer! I'm having one of those right now in my rolley chair while doing homework. I hope your dreams come true on this board! There are a lot of interesting people on here. Trust me. I've made a whopping 9 posts since creating my account. I am an expert.

Whoa, whoa! It's hard to see what you really look like behind all the ego, heheh. Nothing wrong with that, nice to see a pony fan with a backbone! Here, here! Welcome, friend, welcome! I'll be sure to check out your work as soon as I begin to remotely care about what other people produce on a MLP Board! Aaaaaaaaand remember! Hit it, Pinkie! Thiiiiiis is your silly welcome text, I hope it finds you well! You've been welcomed to this forum, Cause we think you're really swell. You just made your first new post, Now let us celebrate! Your threads will be enticing, Your signature first-rate! There are some things one shouldn't do, Don't be mean or necropost! (That'll be hard for me; the first one!) Somethin' somethin' somethin' Eggs go good with toast. No need to act so cool, Being you will be enough! MLP means staying true to you, Not acting really tough. It won't be the same without you [insert generic new name] So we hope that you stay on, So please, oh please, I can't take it anymore. Welcome. Just. Welcome.

Thiiiiiis is your silly welcome text, I hope it finds you well! You've been welcomed to this forum, Cause we think you're really swell. You just made your first new post, Now let us celebrate! Your threads will be enticing, Your signature first-rate! There are some things one shouldn't do, Don't be mean or necropost! (That'll be hard for me; the first one!) Somethin' somethin' somethin' Eggs go good with toast. No need to act so cool, Being you will be enough! MLP means staying true to you, Not acting really tough. It won't be the same without you [insert generic new name] So we hope that you stay on, So please, oh please, I can't take it anymore. Welcome. Just. Welcome. This post is for you, for you, only for you. Just give in to it. Never look at the surrounding threads. I made it just for you. Welcome again, though you seem a little over zealous. *clutches my gut*

Thiiiiiis is your silly welcome text, I hope it finds you well! You've been welcomed to this forum, Cause we think you're really swell. You just made your first new post, Now let us celebrate! Your threads will be enticing, Your signature first-rate! There are some things one shouldn't do, Don't be mean or necropost! (That'll be hard for me; the first one!) Somethin' somethin' somethin' Eggs go good with toast. No need to act so cool, Being you will be enough! MLP means staying true to you, Not acting really tough. It won't be the same without you [insert generic new name] So we hope that you stay on, So please, oh please, I can't take it anymore. Welcome. Just. Welcome. Don't look at other NEW WELCOMING POSTS. I wouldn't dare copy/paste this over and over again. No, you're too special. PM me if you wanna chill or talk about whatever. I'm a world class gent with experience up the kazooie. I'll be happy to silently judge you while refusing to impart knowledge, heehee, kidding! Welcome!

Thiiiiiis is your silly welcome text, I hope it finds you well! You've been welcomed to this forum, Cause we think you're really swell. You just made your first new post, Now let us celebrate! Your threads will be enticing, Your signature first-rate! There are some things one shouldn't do, Don't be mean or necropost! (That'll be hard for me; the first one!) Somethin' somethin' somethin' Eggs go good with toast. No need to act so cool, Being you will be enough! MLP means staying true to you, Not acting really tough. It won't be the same without you [insert generic new name] So we hope that you stay on, So please, oh please, I can't take it anymore. Welcome. Just. Welcome.

Hello there everypony! My name is Thorns, but you can call me Thorns for short. I'm every bit of a thorn in your side as one can imagine. I love dark humour, silly puns, and dry sarcasm. I also enjoy My Little Pony, candle-lit dinners, and long walks on sandy shores. In all seriousness, I am indeed a My Little Pony fan. I favour a little of all generations at the moment and it would be easier to transcribe my thoughts on here if my roommate wasn't snoring like a wildebeest. Sincerest apologies, only I honestly don't care one way or the other. A little about myself before I smack the straw and inadvertently shove a sock in my suitemate's mouth. I love writing, I love eating, I look cooking, I love working out, I love not knowing a good synonym for the word 'love,' and I am especially fond of people who don't snore like a weasel dying at the gates of hell. Yeah, tell that one to my ex-wife. Anyway, I am a ho- You know what? That's enough about me. Please, rest assured that I am indeed human and that I am genuinely interested in ponies. I'm relatively new with these online forums, so if any of you hipsters would like to send a PM my way, I'd appreciate it as I love making new friends. They make studying seem less like a chore and serve as positively reinforced delusions when wallowing in self-pity. Snorts. Once again, I would love to elaborate some more, but I'm a bit pressed for time. It doesn't help that my roommate is snoring like a heffalump. I'll deal with his obstrusive and involuntary vibrating of his respiratory systems and inadvertant blockage of airways in a minute. So . . . hello there. I hope we can become great friends! Gotta g- Oh no . . . Until next time! Carry on!