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  1. Thorns
    Clearly eleven and three quarters. Throw in a dime for good measure.
  2. Thorns
    Parents are stupid. Stupid parents teach their children stupid things. Kids are surrounded by stupid outside their home. Alright, let's be real here. I hear this argument or complaint over and over again. Let's not generalize all the children in the world just because a few children you happen to see personally appear to be spoiled. That mentality is stupid and irrational. It seems like everyone who witness a child who happens to be a little more fortunate than you were at their age, the finger is automatically pointed and prodded into their soft flesh. First of all, what's wrong with being spoiled? Absolutely nothing. Sure, it can eventually lead to an array of inferiority complexes, but there are still the minority that take their spoiled nature and channel it into becoming overly ambitious and near sociopathic range. This usually yields to a ridiculous level of success, which would promote economic growth. We need more people with backbone and are not afraid to take what they want out of life. These are some of the people who make changes in the world around us. I- You know, I'm retiring. Just. Spoiled kids are not as plentiful as you would think. Look at Detroit. Look at downtown Houston, Texas. Look at Thomasville or Dixie, Ga. It's . . . Oops, gotta go.
  3. Thorns
    Well, it appeared as if Twilight was more concerned with handling the writing utensil with her new assets as opposed to the actual writing itself. Perhaps both worlds do share the same written language, though I may have seen English written in some places when I last saw the movie. Perhaps it was so the crowd felt more connected to the protagonist. Twilight's attempt to write her name is comparable to someone who's typically right-handed that is trying to write legibly with their opposing hand. They both know what they're aiming to accomplish on paper, but their lack of muscle memory and the sheer awkwardness of writing with an unfamiliar tool makes the final product come out sloppy and indiscernible. I take it that Pinkie Pie recognised what characters Twilight was trying to produce.
  4. Thorns

    Today was an excellent day. Unfortunately I am unable to venture beyond that. But today was an excellent day.

  5. Thorns
    I was just thinking about . . . . . . the cutest little chubby cheeks! D'aw! I thought it was pretty well-played. I couldn't honestly imagine him as another common pet.
  6. Thorns
    It's been harder and harder to eat a decent lunch in my where and when. It's a bloody shame I don't have a kitchen to produce my usual culinary concoctions, but I make do. For instance, last weekend I went out on a long unnecessary to hike to retrieve branches, twigs, moss, and other flammable crap that I could have acquired in my own backyard for a small fire. Then I hovered a metal grate over it and placed a peeling cauldron on top and added in the tea leaves that I didn't obtain from anywhere exotic. Next, I poured in water to match the inner contours of the large bowl, filling it up nicely and then threw in some mint leaves when it was a-boilin'. Then I EV trained my Shiny Espeon while I finished the tea. Then I pulled out a leftover McGriddle from McDonalds and the end.
  7. Thorns
    I'm inclined to agree. I used to be hardcore Nightwish fan back in my day. Now I've moved on to more obscure and classier stuff. Like Luca Turilli, Jethro Tull, Sigur Ross, and Blind Guardian for some examples. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ky561nHoW8 You guys can thank me personally on my profile. This whole album moves the soul. Hopefully into a spot of sunlight.
  8. Thorns
    I am secure in my persona and am pretty much success personified. Or rather, I have found success in life. Thus I see no reason to fabricate any extravagant stories or put on any intriguing demeanor. What's more is that I simply don't give a *SQUEE*. What can I say, I love being a thorn inside and outside the World Wide Web. Honesty like any other skill needs to be practiced. One of these days, your precious little Integrity will be questioned, and lies will not help you. I learned that the hard way. So work on always being truthful in word and deed. So remember kids: Integrity first, security cameras second.
  9. Thorns
    Having someone throw a toaster in your swimming pool. What would be worse is if there was a song currently playing by Bob Dylan. "I went to the pool Where all the terrorists swim! I took out my toaster . . . . . . AND THEN I THREW IT IN!" Left, right, left, left, right, kill! Good times, good times.
  10. Thorns
    Fourteen and a half.
  11. Thorns
    I'd hit you with . . . out feeling any remorse.
  12. Thorns
    The Pinkeh Pie hates that anime or manga coexist in our world.
  13. Thorns
    1. Well, duh. Thanks for reiterating a fact no one bothered to mention because quite frankly it is irrelevant. 2. That's just speculation on your part. It's the unknown variable that should keep you from stepping it at all. He could be a great guy who's down on his luck. Maybe his wife is sick. 3. Now this takes the cake. It would be different if one were witnessing actual hazing, disruptive behavior, or violence. This was just a dad trying to teach a child what he felt was right. "Were we arguing? I'm sorry." - Fluttershy. Since when were we arguing? I don't know you and your opinion holds no water with me. I just know I'm right and was reinstating my humble opinion. Also to stay on topic, that's truly terrible that there are callous people roaming around with limited mentalities on how the world is ran. It's very saddening. *EDIT* OH MY GOSH, I AM NOW A CUPCAKE. *UNEDIT*
  14. Thorns
    I do. Terribly sorry, I didn't mean to be a thorn in anyone's side. Well, I technically did. Someone has to live up to this awesome username. I'm sorry you guys bear witness to callous, narrow-minded people at local shopping centers.
  15. Thorns
    Here's how I will tell my future beautiful and hopefully not morbidly obese children: "My dear child, do not believe it when your kindergarten teacher tells you were brought in by some mystical stork. Nay, good child, for based on your generous size, you were more than likely brought in by a crane. Kidding. Your mom and I were trying to eat a safe lunch, only our cyclindrical condiment dispenser was defective and a little squirted where it wasn't supposed to go. It was a great hamburger though."
  16. Thorns
    You don't know why. I don't know why. You just don't know him and don't know how he treats his children at home. Furthermore, anyone who is that possessive of his child and his/her actions is more than capable of laying on the disciplinary action if things don't turn out the way they want it to. I've seen it happen. It's because we don't understand the true nature of their domestic life that you don't go around purposely trying to get a rise out of people. It's silly, it's immature, and the consequences can be severe. What if the boy was standing up for himself later on that evening and used you as a reference to back his claims? "B-b-but I saw that one guy h-have one-" His father could promptly respond with a smack in the face or more derogatory words. It was just a very careless thing to do. There is no worse enemy than the one incapable of knowing why they may be wrong. That is this boy's father in this case. The Father felt a need to teach a son a lesson, and a random stranger apparently makes little of it by openly defying his logic. It's just . . . wrong. Keep your nose out of other family's business unless it's threatening the physical well-being of someone.
  17. Thorns
    So far you're the only person I've met on this forum who makes remotely any sense. I am proud to distribute my first bro-hoof. To us. Cheers. Oh. And to stay on topic. Another bad trait is that I make a mean meatloaf that makes some people leave their spouses for me.
  18. Thorns
    The best route to take is to simply ignore the homeless. They can lick old cardboard pizza boxes behind a Dominoes for all I care. Buying them food, sheltering them, giving them money, giving them anything free is certainly not helping them out, and it certainly does not assist the Giver financially wise. I'm sure you heard the old political story about the little girl wanting to help the people of the world. She's talking to her father about how she can give back to the community, and she speaks openly of assisting a homeless man. The father recommends she do some yardwork for money to then give to the homeless character. The girl's face scrunches up to display confusion and she asks: "Then why doesn't the homeless man do the yardwork so he can have money?" It's that simple. They can spend their time trying to employ themselves, but instead they wallow on street corners and under overpasses with crappy signs publicising their misfortunate. That's pathetic. Let them find their own work. We certainly don't need imbeciles bearing the intellect of some syphilitic creature multiplying anywhere.
  19. Thorns
    Well, that was mean of you. What an inconsiderate thing to do in front of a young boy's father. And how dare you call him ignorant. That's . . . unnerving that anyone would intentionally instigate a strange grown man like that. What if your little act of defiance spurred this young man's father to beat him that evening? And yet, I digress. You're young. Please, think about the consequences of your actions before you act prissy in a shopping center.
  20. Thorns
    My worst traight is that I'm too good looking for words. Flips hair back. I've also been burdened with the body of a Greek God or Goddess. Also, I'm too humble for my own good.
  21. Thorns
    2/10. I don't like the genre. Here's some classy music for your virgin ears. HIT IT. [tube] [/tube]
  22. Thorns
    Is not a fiend who doesn't hurt someone's feelings by not using their username as an oxymoron.
  23. Thorns
    Listen to me and don't take my words with a grain of salt.
  24. Thorns
    . . . is a renowned member on this forum, is readily enjoyed by their peers, has a loving family who has it out for their best interests, and is on a pre-meditated course towards Eternal Salvation.
  25. Thorns
    A staggering 4.3/10. Maybe if you paid for my wisdom teeth to be removed, I'll take it up a notch.
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