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More Postmodern Jukebox. This may be my favorite channel on Youtube.

JonTron weighs in: It seems the game lost a shit load of subscribers after Cataclysm. Having never played WoW, I'm really curious as to why that was.

"Get SET... for a combat drop." - Buck, Halo 3: ODST. Now with a starring role in Halo 5 apparently, but fuck if I know anyone who's played it.

Before my brothers and I entered the theater, we were having a debate about what the all-time worst superhero movie was. After we left, we all knew the answer.

It's in 90 years? Plenty of time to prepare.

Wait, so you're defending a movie where Batman guns people down with reckless abandon, including making a guy explode with a hostage right next to him; a movie whose villain was a campier and stupider bastardization than anything Joel Schumacher could have dreamed up; a movie that made Wonder Woman Jewish for fuck-all reason; a movie with absolutely no redeeming value to cinema whatsoever... And the people who call it a piece of shit and prefer the Marvel movies are brainwashed?

Sorry fanboys, I know everyone loves this game, but I had no choice.

@@Tsaritsa Luna's post makes an excellent point about single player in Call of Duty. The campaign isn't the afterthought that everyone says it is. It's actually very important to the game's userbase. For the record, I quite liked Black Ops 3's campaign and story. When I played it, I hadn't played a new CoD in three years, and it felt fresh again. It was an utter mindfuck, but it's possible to make sense of the ending if you check the tvtropes page. It's actually pretty clever in many regards, and I'm glad that Treyarch is usually on top of that. Obviously, you can still call it a short game all you want, and a 5-8 hour campaign is in no way worth a $60 purchase, but just powering through it one day at a cousin's house was pretty fun. That aside, it sucks that all three CoD developers are trying to push their setting date as far into the future as they can. It was novel when BOII was set in the 2020s, then Advanced Warfare pushed all the way into the 2050s, Treyarch came back and claimed the 2060s, and now it looks like Infinity Ward is going for the 2180s. I just want another historical CoD. Hell, even Ghosts' alternate history setting was a pretty good idea, even though I've heard that game was horrible. I recently played Wolfenstein: The New Order, and that game scratched an itch I didn't know I had. It was a breath of fresh air to see something original and well crafted again. Something that gave me a fair challenge, varied gameplay, an excellent story, and decent length for the money. We need more lengthy, story-based, single player shooters, because there aren't that many these days. Hell, the first two CoDs were very long games, so there's no reason why they can't be again. There's no reason every campaign needs to be 5 hours, and why most of their stories need to be Michael Bay gun porn. CoD can be awesome again. All the components are there. They just need to give it an honest try.