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Rainblow H. Ash

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  1. Spike is a talking baby dragon, I don't see what's so strange about him hanging out with adults, teenagers, or kids. You have no evidence he's in his teenage years and there's far more evidence to the contrary. As I said, the show says it, as well as the merchandise and all related material. If you want to believe he's a teenager, go ahead, bro. I won't stop you. A lot of people, including myself, will disagree with you though.
  2. In reality, the villains from Equestria would pour through the portal and turn Earth in a nightmare hellscape. I say Chrysalis gets South Africa, Sombra gets Russia, Flim and Flam get America, and Gladmane can have Canada.
  3. That seems like a cop-out to me. Spike is definitely a baby dragon. They say it in the show, the merchandise, and the wiki identifies him as such. At most he might be a toddler in dragon years. Unless you think dragons age the same way ponies do, even though in most stories dragons live for a very long time and age slowly.
  4. "The Humble-brag Starlight and Unrepentant Discord Trixie's Colostomy Tour!" I like the sound of that. You have my support.
  5. They've been calling him a baby dragon the whole show. That's how I know. I trust the ponies he's best friends with on this subject matter, bro.
  6. Banned because I'm afraid I have to pun-t that pun back at ya, hun.
  7. No, Twilight, along with everyone else, would've ended up a servant of Nightmare Moon if she didn't go to Ponyville.
  8. It doesn't have to be said. Twilight Sparkle hatched Spike when she was very young, yet in present time, Twilight is an adult and Spike is very young. That means dragons age differently than ponies and spend more time as babies.
  9. You're not wrong. Spike is referred to as a "baby" but he's actually almost as old as the Mane Six. But he's a baby in "dragon years" so it makes sense to me. Otherwise, he's just a kid with a crush the whole show.
  10. Well I lost all my hearing a long time ago, so I can't tell just how shit you are. I'm sure it's great though, bro. Yes. The underwear. Make me a song about fruity underwear.
  11. Banned for Bruining all the fun while I was gone.
  12. They should do an episode where Spike finally gets over his love for Rarity and he can sing about finding a new love his own age. Character development.
  13. Out of the ones you listed, I still love Pop Rocks. Of course, I always crush on some Candy Corn, which is ancient by comparison.
  14. The only thing about sex that scares me is when the pregnancy test reads positive.
  15. Or perhaps they're withholding information because there's something that will cause a Brony riot. Rarity x Trenderhoof made canon in the movie.
  16. For selling me the weed for the blunt in the first place.
  17. Doesn't surprise me to see Math in here so much. Math was one of my stronger subjects, yet Chemistry destroyed me. It's like it took the concepts of Math and twisted them into some kind of nightmare subject.
  18. Even though Deadpool could mop the floor with Pinkie Pie, I want to see her win just to slurp the sweet tears of Deadpool fans. Rainbow Dash won her battle, it's time for a Pinkie win.
  19. Twilight Sparkle: Pantsuit Applejack: Dirty Overalls Fluttershy: Animal Pelts Rarity: Thong Pinkie Pie: Birthday Suit Rainbow Dash: Snapback
  20. "Scary Go Round" sounds like it's from an old video game and it destroyed my ear drums when I started playing it. Good work, mate. I'd love to hear a song about Fruit of the Loom. That counts as fruit, right?
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