Heretick-Tock

But Satan gave human kind free will. Dammit, Christmas Doge, you lied to me yet again.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837 Never have I cried harder at anything than this fanfiction. I know it isn't real... but still.

Christmas Doge, can you make Jesus love me again even though I crucified him? It would be a great gift not to burn in hell for all eternity.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/eso/cdg/ What are "elementals", you ask? Think of it like this: elementals are the spirits of nature and all that jazz. Faeries, gnomes, etc... Basically, the stuff you don't see with your physical eyes. They exist in the spirit would, exclusively. But here's the kicker: Fathers of the Early Church actually debated with them over things like Jesus and the Virgin Birth. That means: Christians were much more mystical at one point. Christians successfully argued with faeries and nymphs. Fuck all you know about Christianity today; these guys were the big leagues. They took zero shit from anyone, not even from the spirits of the forest. "Haha, you think your goddess created this earth, gnome? Yeah well fuck you, you little assclown. Jesus is going to come back and kick your midget ass any day now!" God, you know how cool it would have been to be a Christian back then? "Where were you today?" "Oh, debating with a dragon about if he's the spawn of Satan or not." "How'd it go?" "I told him that if he doesn't believe what I say, he can suck my cock since I'm a martyr and not afraid of his 'fire breathing' skills." "How did he respond?" "He curled up and cried, since I hurt his feelings. He probably went off and got drunk like all these heathen losers around here do." "Wow, h4rdc0r3, Fr." Yeah, I wouldn't want to start shit around these guys either. Man, they probably had the faith of a lion merged with the balls of a pit bull.

If you don't believe in yourself, then believe in the one who believes in you! But seriously, you're a teenage girl. Things get better in the real world where society isn't full of grown ups who act like teenagers- Oh wait, yes it is! This is because people are stupid; and you don't have to be like them. Don't fall into society's "bully" trap. It's full of losers who never made anything of themselves, so they take it out on others who seen vulnerable.

I don't need any friends on the forums because I have friends in real life. I swear on Christ's name that I'm one of the few in this category.

You're still on that My Little Pony craze? Lol what are you, a dinosaur? Probably. Disney Princesses are SO much cooler, and everyone's getting into the fun.... except you. Just kidding, you stupid motherfucker. I scratch myself and then smell my fingers.

Take another look at this woman who's currently in your life, and see if she's really worth all your time and money. She's playing fair, telling you how it is; don't allow yourself to be caught up in trying to keep her in your life. If she needs to be let go of, do so when the time comes.

Okay, kids. Think of a question, don't tell me it or post about it, and just say "ready" when you're ready.

Is.... is that Bible homework you're drawing on? If so, why is your school giving you Bible homework? If you're in a Christian school, why are you going to a Christian school?

Looks like SOMEBODY is pissed off about the recent happenings in their cyber-life. Then again, it IS the just the internet and the internet is basically an expansive teenage girl.

Looks like the jig is up, guys. We're all Jewish, Reptilian Elites that rule the world. He found us out.

If Nightmare Moon tried to eat me I'd eat her first. I want every single one of you sick fucks to avoid commenting at all costs.

I drew Heretick-Tock

http://www.reddit.com/r/occult/comments/1oetd6/there_is_a_blatant_tree_of_life_on_page_three_of/ It's the first comment; and the man deserves a goddamn award.