Granted, Due to the fact that she is a horse, she is unable to speak and comprehend English. She's like every other horse, just pink and curly hair. And she worshps satan.
I wish i had 9 fingers.
When you hire me as your new best friend, you're not just hiring someone who will be your friend. You're hiring 19 years of experience in friendship and all that other crap more!
So pick me! And together, we will be the best of friends.
This will be us when we do become friends!