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  1. Seaponies, Mereponies in the end they're all just a bunch of Phonies. Lol j/k that said sea or mere ponies remind me of the Mythic creatures Hippocamp.
  2. Seaponies would be awesome to see a whole arc could be made about their kingdom and race. If the show doesn't have this planned they could at least add it elsewhere.
  3. Down at The Sugarcube.- These Boots Are Made For Griping... The sun shined brightly above in the sky as down below in the town of Ponyville a fresh new blanket of snow covered everything from trees to rooftops for mile's on end. Everything felt calm and gentle in this small little pony town., Everypony who felt chilled galloped over to The Sugarcube Bakery for the newest sale going on for winter. Half off Hot Chocolate and with every cup a pony got a free treat to eat as well. With a flash in the sky a multi-colored pony swooped in towards the bakery her Rainbow Mane windblown from the cold as her coat was softly blanketed with snow that she easily shook off. A smile across her lips she trotted over towards the front door a flashy new pair of boots on her hind legs. ------- The warm cozy embrace of the store greeted Rainbow Dash like a warm hug from a friend as she looked around slowly with violet colored eyes., the line ahead of her was small only two ponies stood before her and some nice hot chocolate. At the front of the line stood Ditzy-Do better known as Derpy to the town-ponies and behind her was Cheerilee the local teacher down at the school house for the fillies and colts. The front counter was empty as Dash bit her lower lip gently looking ahead toward each pony in silence before finally deciding to break the silence. " So...what's the hold up? " Dash asked the two ponies ahead of her as they both turned towards her smiling., Missing Pinkie tugging at a rope pulling a tied up pony down into the basement area. " Pinkie said she had to go make a new batch of Cupcakes real quick so we're just waiting. " Derpy giggled as her eyes trailed down to dash's' feet seeing a pair of dark blue boots with red lightning bolts down the side. " I'm here to pick up a large order of Hot Chocolate for the children myself. " Cheerilee smiled in a sophisticated manner before she too spotted the boots eyes narrowing a bit. Rainbow just smiled seeing each pony had noticed her boots as she did a small stretch back with her hind legs to show them off. " They're nice huh?, cost me a hind leg and a hoof but I think it was worth it." She giggled aloud feeling as if all eyes were on her a feeling she thought Rarity must get all the time. " But why? " Cheerilee asked tilting her head to the side., not the compliment Dash was expecting. " What do you mean why? " Dash asked raising a brow slowly confused. " Well you're a Pegasus darling you don't really walk anywhere you just fly., it's like giving a farm plow to a unicorn they don't need it. " Cheerilee spoke in a soft tone as Dash shot her a glare. " What!...so because I can fly I can't wear boots? " Dash snapped back in anger. " Well I just think it's wasteful that's all a nice pair of boots like that would be better suited for a earth pony like myself. " Cheerilee spoke with a huff turning her back away from Dash who gritted her teeth in anger. " Why are you wearing just one pair? " Derpy suddenly asked as Dash looked to her confused. " Huh?...what? " Was all she could reply. " Well you just look weird Rainbow Dash wearing boots only on your hind legs what about your front legs? " She asked as Dash looked down to her bare hooves then back up to Derpy. " That makes no sense Derpy I need my front legs to grab things., I can't wear boots on them it would be weird." Dash replied in a confused tone. " But they're your front legs you grab things with your legs? " Derpy asked shocked. " No!...I mean yes....What?! " Dash yelled aloud mane frazzling out. " We all grab things with our hooves!! " Dash snapped back suddenly finding the words she needed. " I grab things mostly with my mouth. " Cheerilee added her two cents turning back to the conversation. " Me too. " Derpy added. " That makes no sense I've seen all of you use your front legs to grab many things!! " Dash yelled aloud as both mares shrugged. " I honestly can't remember ever using my front legs to grab anything seems' unsanitary. " Cheerilee spoke popping her lips aloud in a smug tone. " Lopsided." Derpy added. Dash just gave Cheerilee a glare and a confused look to the gray mare. " Just wearing two boots makes you look like your standing at a tilt..." Derpy spoke as she looked away in a innocent manner Dash taking deep breaths holding herself back. Yet even before she could speak Cheerilee chimed in again. " Plus another reason pegasi don't need boots are because how can you cloud walk now? " She mused as Derpy looked to her nodding in agreement. " What?!...I just walk on them it's a skill. " Dash spoke in a calmer tone. " But that's with your hooves if they are covered up with boots then how can you walk on them. " Cheerilee asked narrowing her eyes in deep thought. " We just do as long as I'm a Pegasus and my hooves are touching the cloud we can walk on them!!! " Dash snapped as she got into the face of Cheerilee glaring deeply into her eyes. " But your hooves are not touching them the boots are! " Derpy pointed out as Dash slowly tilted her head to the side in shock and awe. " Okie Dokie I'm ready to take some order's!! " Pinkie popped up from behind the counter with a smile across her face. " No!!...Shut Up Pinkie!!!...I need to talk to these two!! " Dash snapped looking to the two ponies in anger. " What do you two have against my BOOTS!! " Dash screamed aloud heaving franticly as both ponies gave her a odd look. " I was just pointing out you don't need them...because You're a Pegasus...." Cheerilee glared as she dragged out her reason. " THAT IS NOT A REASON CHEERILEE!! " Dash yelled eyes widening out in anger. " PUT ON ANOTHER PAIR OF BOOTS RAINBOW DASH!!! " Derpy screamed out even louder causing Dash to stumble back slightly in shock and fright. " What you yelling at me for Derpy!!?? " Dash asked the blonde mare in confusion. " WELL...well I don't know?...you look weird!!! " Derpy mustered out a reply out of confusion. " I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR BOOTS ON MY FRONT HOOVES!!! " Dash screamed out at the top of her lungs. " Can I take a order? " Pinkie spoke in almost a whisper. " I still think you can't walk on clouds with boots. " Cheerilee rolled her eyes softly speaking under her breath. " Shut up Cheerilee no-pony cares what you think!!! " Dash snapped back both ponies suddenly yelling at each other. Derpy joined in the madness screaming about buying more boots., Pinkie held up a tray of freshly baked Cupcakes and Hot Coco hopping to ease the bad vibes. " SHUT UP...EVERPONY JUST SHUT UP!!! " Rainbow Dash screamed over the arguing as she slowly took steps backwards towards the bakery window. " You don't want me to wear boots then fine!!! " Dash sat down on her behind as she clicked off the boots straps and tossed the pair towards Derpy who dodged them. " I'll just fly everywhere I go so my PRECIOUS hooves can touch the clouds and walk upon them!! " Rainbow Dash laughed aloud eyes twitching with madness as she suddenly shot outward crashing through the bakery window and off into the sky like lightning. " Awww she busted my window." Pinkie huffed aloud in a pout., Silence slowly filling the air around the shop before Cheerilee decided to speak up. " You girls think she would mind if I took the boots? " She spoke in a serious tone as Derpy and Pinkie gave her a odd look in silence. Cheerilee spoke not a word as her hooves gently reached out in the silent room grabbing the boots with her hooves and pulling them closer to her. " Huh., I guess you can use your front hooves to grab things. " Derpy spoke in a bubbly tone. --- Well I hope you enjoy Skijarama lol., Couldn't fit revenge into this but 4/5 of the list is still good just came up with this and couldn't turn it down.
  4. Hehe sorry SJ but I liked Skijar you could say it sounds 20% cooler.
  5. Awwww....I loved it Soren it was really sad though but that in all was very touching and close to home. thanx. My story is about Half-way through prob be posted during late night hours here or maybe tomorrow lol. Humor with me takes a bit I'm always coming up with new wise cracks but I think Skijar will like it.
  6. I miss the old Teen Titans... MLP References all over the place with the Character Gaige from Borderlands 2!!! Fun Fact: I named my Gaige Rainbow Dash by the way on BL2.
  7. I call myself a Pegaonibister now thanks to a thread like this.... Who knows one day it might just get shortened to Blister. That said if we were using Brony as Bro+Pony and Pegasister as Pegasus+Sister then shouldn't it have been even more gender based? Like Bolt Bro+Colt and Silly Sister+Filly. Welp I ranted again so away I go!! ~Dashes Off.~
  8. So your saying Luna was so Cool she became a loser? Makes sense so by that logic RD is a loser as well and following this train of thought both Luna and RD being followed by many people and loved would make them Retro in a way. If one is Retro then by logic they would have a resurgence in time therefor they will or if not already be back on top as the most Popular- Yay!!...Socioeconomics is fun!!
  9. I know Pegasister is Sexist saying all Girls are automatically Pegasi!! But if Pegasister is sexist wouldn't Brony trying to hitch down on a term for all males be just as Sexist? That's It!!....I'm breaking the Mold I will no longer be held down by such terms as " Pegasister " or "Brony" Instead I will make a new word that can be used for both....let me see. Pegony.... Bronoister.... or Pegaonibister... Yes that is it I will Gladly Call myself now a Pegaonibister!!!
  10. I can't believe we let the club fall out of the First page!! ~Sonic Rainboom BUMP! ~ That said Hasbro you best show This soon!!! Yes RD winning the gold at The Equestria Games or I'm going to be like the second pic And come for you....
  11. Well I watched both Digimon and Pokémon so yes I would prob watch both and enjoy that out there ponies have a place in this world!! Fun Fact: Watched Monster Hunters for Five Months thinking it was Pokémon when I was a kid.
  12. This thread made me laugh so much....Bravo! That said live action would ruin MLPFIM if they had to cash in on a movie it would have to be Animated., but doing that they would add some giant end of the world cliché and at the end Twilight dies but the tears of her friends bring her back to life and everypony learns the power of Friendship!!! Just like The Pokémon Movie!!! Now that my wise crack is through if they did do a movie it would have to be a Series Finale type thing and tie everything together maybe just a small villain but work on giving each character a ending that fits them and satisfies fans,
  13. Rarity is just fine she's sweet and I don't think the element of Generosity would choose a stuck up pony.-this is coming from a RD Fan. Darling is just a nice way of calling someone without using their name like saying " Oh Hon." or " Honey." Now if she said something like " Now Bless your Heart." then she could be thought of as a stuck up. Here in the south a woman who says BYH is basicly calling you a Ignorant Bitch. Yes I swore and I'm sorry to all the small fillies who might get upset at that. :okiedokielokie:
  14. Celestia can have fun but she is thought of more as a Mature figure if she were to just let loose it could just unravel the very core of what is holding Equestria together. My theory is she is grooming Twilight who truly just enjoys learning, teaching and good old fashion text book reading., so she might take over one day and at long last Celestia can PARTY!!!. Ahem I mean Rest of course.
  15. Soooo being a Brony is thought like the same or Greater than Coming out as Gay? ~Facehoofs.~ It's a show not like groups of people are meeting up and having a good ole fashion Org....Ahem you know what I'm not even going to finish that. You give a show with just main females as the cast then it's a witch hunt you go see a movie filled with nothing but men cast like The Expendables and that's just a normal guys night out...not thought of as gay. Makes me wonder if women who enjoy a pure male show are thought of as being Lesbians? Well that is the end of my rant. ~Dashes Off.~
  16. Derpy is just that one pony that I hope outlasts the legend you know how everyone still remembers Navi from LoZ? Or how Tommy from power rangers seemed to be the only character that happened to get his own show? Love Derpy but My main pony will always be RD! Also for some odd reason people once jumped down my throat for referring to Derpy as Ditzy...
  17. I think she gets lots of love every time I do run across bronies online on BO2 their emblems are usually luna. That said Luna might get more attention due to human nature being drawn to Darkness the unknown of the void is it frightening or just unexplored? As with Princess C. she is the light we all feel safe in it and know all it's secrets thus we in a way take it for granted because we just assume it shall always be their to comfort us...guide us.
  18. I'm a MLPegaBrony-Fan. But all those who cross my path merely call me " Arc of Spectral Colors-Dash."
  19. Hehe...well I'm off to start this project talk to you guys later. ~Dashes off.~
  20. Welp Skijarama the dice has chosen. It will be a tale including. Rainbow Dash- Comedy-Double :wub: Taking place at Sugarcube Corner in the winter.- About Revenge- :okiedokielokie: And Boots- Friday is ok with me also soren w/e you guys want.
  21. wow so cool. That chart idea is great!! You just earned this my friend.
  22. ~Pokes Skijarama.~ So I got down being creative do you have a genre you wish for me to use?...or just spin the wheel? I won't lie 95% of my wheel is Humor.
  23. Troll's gonna Troll. Writer's Gonna Write. Hater's Gonna Hate. Ponies Gonna Pwn. Nuff said. ~Dashes off.~
  24. Something I've always wanted to try but just don't think I'd have a good crack at would be One of the Three CMC get's a Cutie Mark and show how it affects the friendship within the group.
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