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Kel_Grym

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  1. 38794 Worship Celestia (subliminal messege)
  2. I'm starting a cult in your honor. Do you approve?
  3. Only if she could cook and pay her half the rent. Pony or human. I'm a practical man.
  4. I havn't ever tried eating oyster either and I'm not about to.
  5. Yes, yes....but what if Discord slipped through the warp gate with them? That would complicate things, wouldn't it?
  6. Fixin ta goto work yall

  7. Well if that happenened, I'd of course be chosen as one of Celestia's prophets/councilers/apostles/groupies [edit] Mayans mistook the conquistadors for gods, because they never seen a man riding a horse before. Celestia = Quetzycotl (might not be spelled right, sue me) Native Americans would relate the princesses to thier various culture myths. Ride the white buffalo. Oppisition from the chruch would be strong. Pale horse of the apocalypse has come! Pagans would do sumersaults. Monotheists would flip tables. Buddists would drink tea. Industrial revolution might not happen, and technology would probably still progress, but in a much more paced way that didn't depend on mass production methods that screws with the environment. If ponies came with Princesses, talk of pony invasion would spread and there would be trouble there. Pony/human couplings would probably be a thing, dragging along all the possible contraversy into the mix.
  8. I prayed to Celestia last night for a good day. My cousin came over with her new baby. My prayer was answered and my faith has been confirmed. Hail Celestia.
  9. I judge you for sentencing for beyond the average human lifespan Sentence: Spanking for one hour (it's from the show isn't it? I going from the headplate design on the guy with white hair and red scar.)
  10. I find you guilty of having a Naruto avatar. Sentence: You are hereby prohibited from having access to all bathrooms in a 10,0000000000 miles radius.
  11. I find you guilty of judging me after I've already been put on probation You shall be slapped around by rubberchickens at random, multiple times a day, for one whole month.
  12. @@Frith is Magick, You make a pretty good point. I'll have to rethink my position a bit.
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