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Red_Rain

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  1. Chess against a super computer. Lost
  2. Red_Rain

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    I am Mr Red Rain, Formally known by mental institution patients as, the shadow in the corner (Vanishes) But no my brother just go institutionalised. (I have many)
  3. Red_Rain

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    *facepalm* (Walks over to janitors closet with 303 one bullet, a CD, and one finale twinkie) (Realises suicide isn't the answer, fires gun into roof. eats twinkie.)
  4. Wouldn't you like to fucking know? NAH it was Buried
  5. Okay look at it this way. *Ahem* Your the younger sibling of a being that controls the sun, and they're the one that gets all the happiness from the subjects, you only ever get to chat with guards that get up in the night to patrol the grounds. you put up with this for what 100, 200 years? the loneliness would Kick in. same as the psychological breaks. you'd lose your mind just talking to this group of people that only say the same thing ever. you'd want to be normal. Now when you finally take action your not thrown in prison stripped of your power for 10 years. No much to simple. your banished to the moon for 1000 years. after the initial ten you'd learn you lesson. the next ten would be slight hope that they weren't fully serious. the next 980 would be mounting hatred against the one you were banished by. now after you imprisoned for 1000 years you managed to escape your imprisonment. and are A. Crazy out of bloody all things living. B. Really pissed off. Now you want to follow through with your plan and are defeated and brought to your senses and then made to apologise for the actions of your sibling which banished you to a living hell and given no chance at redemption for 999.364 years. No she wasn't evil. she was possessed by rage and insanity, also a demonic presence. so no nightmare moon wasn't Evil. she was a crazy pissed off four legged aileron out for revenge. I'm surprised Luna hasn't shanked Celestia with a knife in the middle of the night cause wouldn't you be angry not being given food or water for 1000 years. or any entertainment. other than some rocks?
  6. well if the brony population is at a current level of 24.5 Million as i have been informed and if that population is what? 2.2231222342212211% of the human population and there is roughly 80 million other people (4.1342412421313% Maybe) that watch the show as i have been informed. us bronys are not the only reason MLP is still up and running. but if 4.5 million of the brony pop are buying merchandise, and 3.8 million of the other people buy merch than it tips a bit, so we are indeed a factor but no. we are indeed not the only reason. as i said other people i meant ones that do not truly consider themself bronys. We are a factor that is true BUT! We are only a small part of it there is around 6% of the human race watching MLP, and you know what? i don't even know why i know some of this statistics. it is just sad that i know that. So your answer Yes>No=Incorrect (I'm sorry that's just a very bad joke i don't even get it) No we are not the tipping factor. (Gigity Nuff said) also 42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot. but no we are not the reason the rope is taught we are just a single weight on it. (Metaphor)
  7. 10K? all of the people on this forum would blow through that in a week. me in probably a day (I SPEND RUTHLESSLY!) Day with the pony. cause Really. isn't the root of all evil money?
  8. Red_Rain

    writing We Are

    I sit in the bar and sip my iced beverage, it is a short glass. and when it is done leave the bar, and walk down the cold alleyway. There you see me. and i you. you see me walk away from the place i was warm. where i knew i was safe. then you followed me to find what i was doing. As you followed me alone through the cold dark town. i walk into yet another building. swinging the gate open and carelessly leaving it open. I remove the keys from my long coat and unlock the small apartment i dwell in. the lock clicks. you fumble. i whip around and then you see. you See my face. and the hole where my heart would be. the hole in my head. the black eye i had sustained from some blow to the head. i see you. you scramble to your feet. holding a crucifix. i bow my head slightly and remove my fedora. and remove a picture. it is of me. Your standing there. in the photo. Next to me. smiling. I hold it up and you see. A tear runs down your cheek. I would move forward But i am held at bay by what you hold. i reach back and open my door. then step inside. Closing the door. You stand there. holding the crucifix in front of you. at my door. i sit on my bed. in my apartment. The place i died. My body lays next to me. a cigaret is all i want to have now. I think of asking you if you have but one. then i just sit back down. suddenly you and nine other priests burst through the door. i look at you. and smile. We are brothers. eight come forward and grab my arms. I do not fight. You prepare the holy water. the other priest places a hand on my head. i open the my mouth. The inside looks foul. i say but these words. "Forgive me father: For i have sinned." You hear me say these. and finally it all comes back to you. Time pauses. I sit up. Then stand. I walk to the door, and collect my hat. i look to you and tip my hat. The hole where my heart would be is now not but a hole, it not missing. there is no hole. my shirt is repaired. I smile and walk out the door. You go to follow but stop. We Are But mortal creatures. A photo is on my bed side table. You are in it. a woman stands next to you, she is in a bridle gown. she is kissing your cheek. her name comes to you. "Mary" you say, She is your wife. Long gone. A tear trickles down your cheek. Time restarts. You are now in my home. and i am in your memory. i was never. and you were always here. You feel your chest. It has a gaping hole in it. But no blood comes forth from it. you remember me. I walk in. dressed in a police uniform. you fall to the ground. several paramedics follow me in. you look the the bed. and see Mary. she holds a shotgun. Smoke from the barrel. I Handcuff her. And run over to you. Then i beg you not to die. the darkness seeps in. you smile to me. One Final goodbye. i hold you there. dead in my arms. I turn to Mary. and ask her why. but there is no answer. We Are. This was written when i was BORED just so you know. Also this is was what you get when you mix paranoia and a drug addict friend into a story THANK You for reading
  9. Who here hates my guts? Come on, i have a permanent buffer.

    1. Valencia

      Valencia

      Don't put yourself down you're a nice person Red :)

  10. *Throws holy water on him* The Power of christ Compels you. The Power Of Christ Compels You.
  11. Red_Rain

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    2040 the year half of us will be dead and another species of bronys will rule the MLP forum.
  12. Also i apologise if i offend anyone here.

    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      *hugs* why would anyone be offended :)?

    2. Valencia

      Valencia

      I'm sure if you got anywhere close to offending someone its not as bad as you think it is & maybe you jsut caught them in a not so good spot :)

  13. Instead of reading what i posted just read this it's short plain and simple. Pleas stop with the constant brohoofs please their annoying.

  14. Okay. Now. i am going to make this try and seem as clear and collective as i have attempted to seem over the past few weeks. Please All of the people who Follow my posts. Stop, i may have seemed to be that morbid sort of artistic guy off in the corner of the dark bar but i'm not. yes i am artistic. but stop Brohoofing everything i say, Please. Stop. i ask that you read what you brohoof VERY carefully. I am indeed a patient man. i am free of addiction, i am not on any type of medication. B...

  15. *clap* *clap* *clap* Nice, you did good. also did you make your avatar or the picture by yourself? (no i am not being an ass.)
  16. Use the guardian angel perk from fallout 3 and use vats to snipe his ass. yeah if you may have guessed i play fallout 3 that or just kick him into a furnace. Minecraft (looks at you) It's fun.
  17. Oh Uh, Ehh, Uhh, Eww, Uhh, How, Why would you lick me? It's so unsanitary.
  18. "Hello Madame You seem lost, Please come in" (show's to spare room.) "please Make yourself at home, holler if you need anything!"
  19. Red_Rain

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    What the hell have we turned this into? i mean dude really? i just had to wade through a heap of random crap to find this page.
  20. Get the hell outta this town before i put a cap in your ass. *Aim's 9mm*
  21. Okay this is just cause i want to post another thing on this one instead of waiting a week then doing the kill thing on someone else but here we go. Make them watch every episode of the original MLP the one from the 80's. damn it's annoying
  22. Red_Rain

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    i wonder how many years it will be before the world ends and someone wins this damn thing
  23. Total overkill. Kidnap him with my crew. then bring him out to a remote location. make him dig his own grave. 10 shots to the head. burnt. cut to pieces. then finally buried in a cement casket made from that crap cement you get from the hardware store. (he won't be coming back)
  24. Red_Rain

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    i wonder how many billions of these last poster wins things are on the net?
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