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KillerKingBakudan

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  1. Actually, I've wanted to flame certain people more for liking MLP too much.
  2. Remember Fighting is Magic? The fan-made fighting game based on MLP that Hasbro slapped a C&D on? Lauren Faust offered to help the devs finish that game by giving them completely original character designs that are loosely based on the FIM cast. So loosely, in fact, that they're not even ponies anymore. I saw the silhouettes, and I remember a deer being one of them. Bronies got pissed and lost all interest in the game. I don't think they'd bat an eye at the show if it was pony-less.
  3. I don't consider myself a part of the fandom anyway. I just happen to like FIM. That said, I'd probably watch a dark and gritty G5, but I sure as hell wouldn't want my niece watching it.
  4. In no particular order: Twilight Fluttershy Vinyl Scratch Tree Hugger
  5. Why not make that gary stu have a baby with the actual human Twilight, and leave the pony Twilight the hell alone?
  6. Yes, they were saving the world from some evil dickhead. And all that power they felt after being drained of their natural magic must have been so much like crack to them, they probably thought they never looked better. But if they had time to really look back to that moment (like it was caught on film, for example), then surely they'd want to re-evaluate their appearances, right? Opinions do change over time. I don't think it's far-fetched for some of them to have the self-respect to say "What the fuck were we thinking? We looked like a pack of rodeo clowns. I think we should alter the spell so we don't have to look like this when it's time to save the world again!" Even superheroes care about appearances. That's why they keep changing. They looked better in those stupid Gala dresses Rarity was forced to make in Suited for Success.
  7. Trixie needs a proper redemption episode. Apologizing to Twilight and not to her other friends doesn't amount to jack. And like Gilda, a more thorough look at why she's been such a dick is in order. Also, Zecora needs an episode. Even she has to have some imperfections, and I want to see them. Also, I remember Brenda Crichlow and Nicole Oliver saying in a con video that they'd love to see Zecora and Celestia meet. Why shouldn't they?
  8. I think by now DHX knows how universally panned the Rainbow Power designs were. I'm not even sure they themselves like them. But now that the marketing for that crappy series of toys is over and done with, couldn't they write a new episode that deals with the Mane Six's perceptions of one another when they transform? Aren't they conscious enough about their looks that they'd want to let Rarity help change them? I can't see an artist like her approving of all the overgrown mane styles, or the excessive cutie marks and streaks of color.
  9. You'd need a lot of caffeine to last until morning. She'd torment you like a kid on Elm Street.
  10. Each time you take a trip to Equestria, you are met with hostility by your favorite pony. This could be the most loving pony in the world, including Fluttershy, Celestia, Cadence and so on, and she'd still act really nice towards everyone else, but will always treat you like you're utterly worthless. And you'll have no idea why. She could bully you, or try to avoid you. She could give you snide ass remarks when you try to talk to her. She could slander you behind your back and make all the other ponies think you're a piece of shit. She could steal your belongings, or piss in your coffee. She could throw things at you. She could try to get you arrested by pointing a hoof and saying you touched her inappropriately. Anything malicious that could be done to you, without landing herself in prison, she'll do. How would that make you feel and what would you do about it?
  11. I know it's just a cartoon, but I never understood how certain characters from different shows could be made out of, or turn into, some kind of mineral or metal and actually be alive. I thought Iceman and Colossus took the cake, but these Crystal Empire ponies just take it to another level. For one thing, crystals are just rocks. How are the ponies even able to move when Twilight got turned to stone by a cockatrice and almost died? Now that I think about it, how was Twilight able to survive for so long? If her whole body was petrified, her bloodstream should have solidified and cut off any flow of oxygen to her brain, which would also have lost its functionality. But these crystal ponies are safe?
  12. The title doesn't change much. Yeah, you wouldn't "own" her by some dumbassed jurisdiction, but beyond that, she's still a freeloader.
  13. What's hilarious is no one's calling out Hasbro for the franchise's name.
  14. Alright, that settles everything then. The thread title's been changed. I'm still going to maintain that whatever the law says doesn't amount to jack though.
  15. I legally own my dog, but I tried selling her because it's a better alternative to leaving her stranded outdoors with no sense of direction, and every possibility of being abused or run over by a car. Regardless, I wouldn't do that if she was sentient. If she was self-reliant, and she had the vocal ability to flat out tell me she didn't want to live with me anymore, I'd let her walk out. It'd tear me up to see her go, but it's the only conscionable thing I could do. So no, I don't advocate slavery. Now again, if she was sentient, what if the reverse were true and she told me she wanted to stay? How is it possible to make a slave out of somebody when you're keeping the door wide open for them to leave? I've yet to hear anyone explain the logic in that.
  16. Of course there is. I'll have you know that I planned to give my dog up for adoption once. The only reason I still have her is because the person I sold her to told me she wouldn't stop yelping. She didn't want to leave, so I finally caved in and got myself a better job so I could take care of her. You can say I "own" my dog, but the fact is, I didn't force her to stay. Would it really be that different if she was actually sentient? If she could talk and say she doesn't want to go, who would I be to say it's wrong to keep her around and throw her out? She apologized to Twilight, but she didn't make it up to the rest of the Mane Six or anyone else in Ponyville. I doubt she'd completely change and stop being full of herself just because she realized what she did was wrong.
  17. Well, you sure as hell can't enslave somebody if you give them the choice to leave. That doesn't make a lick of sense.
  18. A "pet" is already considered an "animal friend". They're interchangeable. That's why people have pets in the first place. They want them for their companionship, not to treat them like crap. I don't understand why some of you are making that conclusion. The only reason we treat animals differently is because of their inability to communicate. It still doesn't change the fact that some animals are smarter and respond to humans better than others. You wouldn't value a lizard or an insect the same way you'd value a dog, for instance. Therefore, Trixie's intelligence would warrant her being treated equally and, by definition of her being a pony, still be regarded as a "pet". And not having a romantic relationship with her doesn't make her any less valuable as an individual. Let's be honest. Being smart does not/should not automatically make something sexually desirable. I have a dog. If you could magically make her brain develop like a human brain, give her vocal cords and have her wake up with the same intelligence that we have, that'd be the most awesome thing ever. But that doesn't mean I'd want to marry her. What do slave-owners do? They kidnap people or buy them off a slave trade, keep them chained or locked up in isolation, threaten them, beat them, deny them medical attention, put them through physical labor, and feed them just enough to ensure said labor is finished. That's not what's being denoted here. Let's say I'm a pony from Equestria. If a family of humans offered to support me for the rest of my life, and respect my freedom to make my own decisions and do what I wanted, why would I care if they said they regarded me as a pet? I'd laugh it off for sure, but still, I'd be living like a celebrity for having literally done nothing. Most people would kill to live that kind of life.
  19. Exactly. And while we're on that subject, the breezies are intelligent enough to run their own society like the ponies are. If they had no place to go, Fluttershy would most certainly take them in and nurture them like any other animal. Why isn't anyone calling her a slave owner?
  20. No, because for one, I'm not even talking about my own species. And "pet" is not a derogatory term, let alone a racial slur. It's something you care for. If my dog suddenly became sentient, why would I no longer consider it a pet?
  21. Fair enough. But I can't see another species being integrated into human society that easily, no matter how intelligent they are. A lot of us still can't even accept different minorities as human. If I had an Equestrian pony staying over, I'd be worried sick every time she went out. Trixie in particular would get herself into all kinds of trouble.
  22. Only if you treat them like dogs. It doesn't necessarily have to be that way. In the end, they're still animals. You can give them the same freedoms that you have, but if you're giving them food, a roof over their head, and plenty of love, I'd like to think that still qualifies them as pets.
  23. It's bullshit. I knew that even before I got into MLP. There's too much garbage in the world for love and tolerance to take precedence. The bronies just took those words and made it into a punchline.
  24. Hasbro doesn't seem to think so. They did name the franchise "MY Little Pony." But in all serious, if any ponies from the show lived with me, I'd give them the freedom to do whatever they wanted as long as they weren't being dicks toward me. I'm not sure that's actually worse than being the only blue-skinned human on earth. Lol.
  25. Which would you rather have? And yes, they're still assholes. EDIT: Changed topic title.
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