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Kronos the Revenant

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  1. Which of these do you feel is more important to you?
  2. Nothing is worse than having your parents asking you the same goddamn question at least five times with the same answer just because they think you’re lying when, in fact, you’re telling the truth. 

  3. I have......not particularly high or low standards, just specific ones. I want someone who can tolerate my constant, unintentional bullshit and can comfort me whenever i have a mental breakdown. That’s all i really want. Anything else about them i can adjust to easily. I mean, personally, i’m a 1/10, so im willing to be with anyone. Im a 23 year old, 185 lbs, 5’6” fat bastard that no one would give a chance at a second or even first date with. So, yeah, if s/he’s a 0/10, that’s more than enough for me as long as they’re compassionate and caring.
  4. This game only cemented my idea that im a worthless subordinate doomed to follow what others say and get reprimanded for trying to do something i want to do for once. If i wanted to feel like that, i wouldnt be playing Animal Crossing.....I’d stick to my real life.
  5. I deleted ACNH from the Switch. The data is still intact, but access to it is non-existant. Now im considering getting my own Nintendo Online subscription and downloading my own copy of ACNH, but that may mean either starting from scratch or some other weird mess of data and whatnot since im in a family share plan with my brother’s account.
  6. I think i did something EXTREMELY brash and really lacking of foresight in regards to the game and im nervous about never taking it back.
  7. Nah, cant do that. He’s the favorite. How do i know? He’s 18 years old and is headed for university. Im 23 years old and im a fast food worker making minimum wage. Tell me, who do you think they would listen to? Whose side will they take?
  8. I want to pierce my palms, skin my arms and legs and disembowel myself just for disappointing my little brother in a video game because i feel like i hurt him.
  9. Welp, he wanted to give his friends some fruit. I told him i just sold all of said fruit. He said he wanted fruit. I changed the clock to skip just five days ahead. Collect requested fruit. Tell little bro i got him cherries. Asks how. Tells him. Now he passively-aggressively flips me off by basically ignoring his responsibilities and just glaring at me. Mind you, he ASKED me for some of this and this time skipping thing didnt affect the game negatively in any way whatsoever, except for breaking the Nook Miles collection streak. Here’s the thing: it’s been ten DAYS since he last picked up the Switch. I’ve been working at my job at Mickey Deez Nutz while he’s been sitting on his butt glued 24/7 to his PC, not even LOOKING at the Switch for that period of time. I play Animal Crossing every day. Him? Always on his computer. And what’s worse is that im not the initial inhabitant if the island, HE IS, so HE’S the only one with the power to actually progress the island, but he doesnt want to do it. He says he wants to “experience it a certain way”. Yeah, you REALLY want to experience your SWITCH game while glued to your PC. Big brain logic. Anyways, thanks for coming to my TED Talk on why i feel like a worthless human being unworthy of the life i’ve been given.
  10. Let’s see.....I’m 23 years old, 5’6”, 180 lbs, and im fat as fuck. I’d say close to having diabetes at 23 is where im at.
  11. Yes. In a goddamn heartbeat. If i could turn into someone who’s not a complete pile shit and waste of space, that would be leagues better than the dead hand of a pair of 2s, a business card for a dry cleaners, a Thousand Eyes Idol YuGiOh card and joker card that i call my life.
  12. Something I’d like to have that’s unusual for a 23 year old? Welp, there’s lots of thing i’d like to have that should be STANDARD for a 23 year old such as a legitimate career and a house, but my mental state is nowhere near ready for that. As for something unusual? I’d like a torture chamber where i can mutilate my body in a multitude of ways to satisfy my masochistic tendencies.
  13. The way i deal with depression is that i just let the punches (both emotional and physical) land wherever they go and just roll with it. Then, when i sleep, i dream about mutilating myself a la Jigsaw deathtrap style. Then, the following morning, my emotions are shut down, and the cycle continues day and night.
  14. Welp, my little brother’s passive-aggressive attitude towards me and his bitterness has officially ruined my enjoyment of this game.
  15. I want to find Ankha. She’s so appealing to me and i just have this urge to follow her every whim.
  16. Been watching some police shows and just thought of this:

    Police: *bans automatic weapons*
     

    Criminals: *Use submachine guns and assault rifles*
     

    Criminals: *kill dozens of officers*
     

    Police:

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  17. If there are multiple profiles sharing the same Switch, each one can purchase one painting. That’s what im doing with my little brother’s and my own accounts for Redd’s paintings. Also, im kinda cheating with a tutorial video on how to spot fake works of art, but still, it minimizes pointless purchases.
  18. Just got a letter from the IRS. Signed bu Donald Trump. Which is basically saying “Here’s your money and my signature, please like me for next election. Take care. Bye bye.” Like, WTF, i still dont like you, Trump. 

    1. DubWolf

      DubWolf

      What kind of letter :ooh: ?

    2. Kronos the Revenant

      Kronos the Revenant

      IRS. It’s about the stimulus checks they’ve been sending out. 

    3. Megas

      Megas

      His signature is why physical checks took longer to get to people.

      Thanks for choking us financially?

  19. Been watching a lot of YuGiOh videos lately, and they’ve made me hate the card game in its new state. What i mean is, back then, the game was just summon one monster at a time, maybe set a few Spells or Traps. Turn by turn, summon one monster. Days when “Special Summons” were really “SPECIAL”. These days, if your field isnt full on your first turn, you’re officially not playing the game correctly. Also, every player has ways to beat you in one turn before you can even blink. It’s aggravating. My brain cannot think that fast. It’s not fair. YuGiOh isnt fun anymore.
  20. My mom’s talking about Kim Jong Un’s vegetative state and is know thinking of fixing me or my brother up with Kim Jong Un’s sister. :D  

  21. Just bought a painting off of that scumbag Redd. I dont like him already.
  22. With that look on his face, i think he’s killed a family member or at least a kin member.
  23. Day 563 of self isolation. 

  24. Nothing because no one in their right mind, not even Rainbow Dash while drunk on cider, would ever want to be near me.
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