Klopp

A baffled, bright red pony that appears to be chewing on something. I assume, since it is a pony, that it is probably hay.

I don't even know what the hell it is. Definitely no, though.

I shouldn't really have too much of an issue bashing you until your organs fall out with this door. And it will probably leave you with splinters in your intestines, as well. A very slow and painful death.

I'll ship you with Goron Link. Deku Link and Goron Link on a date. Sounds very interesting.

I am a male, and I don't really have anything I hate about my gender. My gender doesn't really define my personality, or my interests, or anything of the sort. In fact, I tend to be more neutral about my interests and personality, having a fair bit of feminine traits, as well as the masculine. As for the physical aspects, being a male does allow me to have larger muscle mass, which I use constantly at work and at home. But the one things that is a downside is male genitals. They are such a nuisance at times, never wanting to stay in one place, and always doing their best to be uncomfortable in your underwear. If I could just replace it with a womans parts, keeping the rest of my body the same, I probably would. Of course... I might change my mind after the first period.

I don't think so. I would say my avatar has much more charm and charisma, which adds to cuteness.

Guilty pleasures? I don't feel any guilt for enjoying things. If I enjoy something, then I enjoy it. What need is there to be guilty about them, unless your pleasure is thievery, vandalism, murder, or any other malevolent deeds? None of those I enjoy, by the way.

Nope, I'm not afraid of mice. I just find them to be a nuisance when they are around. If given the opportunity, would you choose to live in space for the rest of your life?

4/10. I do know what's going on, but it's not really good avatar material, in my opinion.

Just don't take all of it, okay? I hate it when I run out of jelly.

A blue man with antlers holding a torch? No, that's not scary. That's just silly.

Yes, well I do. I'd prefer you NOT marry my Fiance. I'm sure she agrees. By the way, I'm not going to marry you either.

In the distant future, far after the Elements of Harmony have been destroyed, there was nothing to keep the ponies from losing their friendship. Chaos ensued, and the reformed Discord helped Celestia and Luna to try and recreate the Elements to bring peace again to the kingdom. However, something went wrong and the three were pulled into a magical vortex. Their bodies became mangled and twisted, but in a flash the three of them used their final powers to combine themselves into one. The ensuing explosion cause the magical vortex to dissipate, and what emerged was a new Alicorn... one who was a combination of Luna, Celestia, Discord AND the Elements of Harmony. With a Unicorn horn, as well as two others, her magic was far greater than anything else ever conceived. Princess Tricornia Solaria Luna. She was able to use her magic to eliminate all negativity among ponies in an instant, using her almighty Triple-Tip Friendship Laser. Soon after she was brought into the world, everything became the most peaceful it had ever been, and all creatures, dragons, ponies, cows, dogs, griffons, even the fish, were all friends forever.

1/10 This art style offends my eyes. And the unusual marshmallow creatures don't even look fit to be eaten. Sorry, I just don't like it.

Good! Now I can fly, be covered in soft fur, and be naked in public. All fantastic things, I must say.

No, I don't fit in a loft bed. Not unless the roof was still 5 feet above me, in which case I would have no preference of being high or low. Do you think space exploration would be ultimately beneficial for humans?

I have seen you a few times, but I really haven't got a clue how famous you are. I'll just go with a 5/10, for default purposes.

I can't think of a single good reason to. I'll have to pass.

I don't have any typical fears, really. Nothing like snakes, spider, bugs or the like. My greatest fear is being negatively judged by others. This stems from the fact that I was always belittled by my father just because I had interests that he didn't understand. He would always be telling me that the games I played, the shows I watched, or whatever I liked, was stupid. It didn't help my self-esteem at all. It led me to be overly secretive about my interests and desires, and whenever anybody asks what I'm doing I just say, "Nothing". Basically, because of my fear, no one knows anything about me cause I keep it a secret from everyone. The only one who does is my Fiance, cause she's as weird as I am. Took me forever to divulge my weirdness to her, though.

Yes, in pretty much every forum game I browse through.

I use neither, as both have the ability to cause pain in, or on, my ears. I've tried many designs, and while some are better than others, they still eventually cause extremely unpleasant pain. Fortunately, I have found the solution! I now use a bone conduction headset, called the Aftershockz Bluez 2. (Really silly name) It bypasses the ears entirely, and sends the sound straight into your bones. It's comfortable to wear, and best of all, there is no pain at all. The only real problem is that the sound bleeds out quite a bit, but it's easy to adjust the volume to avoid that. Usually the sound of the environment will cancel out anything that escapes, unless you have it on maximum volume.

white socks, navy boxers, and my favorite blue shirt. Do you think it would be awesome to terraform Mars into a livable planet?

Compassionate.

I saw you once, a few seconds ago. So I'll have to say yes. Also, I don't want pop-tarts OR coffee. I'll just take a cheeseburger.

Hello me! I was surprised when she drew that for me, as I had just come home from a long shift at work. She just designed it and drew it all without any warning, but what a nice surprise it was! I love it, and it suits me perfectly. Though a pegasus is somewhat fitting, all the ponies are just a bit too different from my own personal tastes, but this amazing guy hits all the good spots! Thanks a billion, Arylett!