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Bendy

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  1. What horrible books/stories made by humans could we give to Twilight just to troll her? She will read them, but hate them. Note: even horrible fan fiction.
  2. What would happen if you sent this letter to Princess Celestia?
  3. Far from dead. Just go on fimfiction, there's fan fiction being uploaded every day.
  4. The bigger the pone, the better the pone.

  5. Cloppers are the superior, master fans. Non cloppers are not true Bronies.

    1. Castle Bleck
    2. The Kaeya Simp

      The Kaeya Simp

      Sadly I can't answer because I don't think the post'll end up forum friendly.

       

      This is a PG-13 forum after all!

  6. Do you think the ponies would be scared of our weather? By the simple fact the weather happens without any intervention and it can't really be controlled. Not to mention, natural disasters, the kind of which that kills people and reeks havoc on infrastructure.
  7. Liberty Prime is a giant, heavily armourd robot armed with a particle cannon on his head and throws tactical nukes. He is programmed to kill communists and is a true American patriot. He often shouts patriotic slogans as he kills communists. Starlight Glimmer is a cute, little communist unicorn.
  8. Could we humans even dance with the ponies? Or would it look very awkward over the size difference? Dancing as in rumba or ballet, or something else. But, Princess Celestia or Princess Luna, they are one of the bigger ponies. Would it be easier to dance with them? Could Pinkie Pie dance with a very tall human?
  9. In the Nightmare Moon time line, there's no sun? Why isn't everyone freezing to death and starving to death in that time line? No sun, no food, no heat. Thus, everyone freezes to death or starves to death. The act of getting rid of the sun would cause a massive world wide mass extinction event. Panic, riots and disorder among ponies would happen. And there won't be any animals left either. Maybe some ponies could live in caves, deep underground, eating worms and mushrooms to survive, but for the most part, everyone is dead.
  10. In season 1, as far as we knew Nightmare Moon attempted to wipe out all life on the planet by freezing everyone to death and creating the mother of all famines under eternal night. That seems not to be the case anymore for some reason, somehow plants can still grow in the darkness nor is everyone freezing to death. Nonetheless, it still doesn't make what she did right. Also it appears the elements of harmony are not as powerful if wielded by a single user.
  11. Heresy! The sun can never be big enough! I'm sorry, but I call exterminatus!
  12. Math guys, I like some help with this. I might do it for a future story. So, how big would Princes Celestia be if the average pony was the size of a shire horse?
  13. Princess Celestia's Order: I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, a number nine ninety nine, a number nine nine nine with extra dip, a number nine ninety nine large, one with cheese, two number ninety nine eight, a nine nine nine nine with extra dip, one with cheese, two large number sixty nine with extra cheese, a large number sixty nine without cheese, a number nine zero five with extra dip melted cheese, a number nine large with extra cheese, two number thirty fives, one with cheese, a number line large, a number six with extra cheese dip, a number line small, a number nine regular, a number line large, a number sixty six with extra dip, a number nine with double cheese, a number nine small, a number line large, a number nine large, a number nine large, a number four with extra dip, number nine small, a number nine large , a number nine large, a number nine large, a number nine large, a number nine large, a number nine large, a number nine, a number nine large, a number nine large, a number nine large, a number nine small, and a large soda.

    1. PoisonClaw

      PoisonClaw

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      "... We serve food here, mam."

  14. How much weight you think Princess Celestia could lift? As in gym dumbbells or beyond?
  15. Is moonhose big enough? I think she needs to get bigger, she (most likely anyway) did after all become Nightmare Moon over Princess Celestia being bigger than her.
  16. Would you play against a pony dumb enough to play such a game with a human? The game where a human has the advantage, since ponies can't do scissors or paper, only rock.
  17. Sunhorse became everyone's sun. They all orbited around her. XD For I wanted her to be big, but still a good horsey.
  18. Pones enslaved humanity. They defeated us in a great war. Today, we rub their bellies and give them ear scratches. Our amazing hands saved us from death or being turned into girly horses. What other uses could us humans be to our cute pony overlords?
  19. Nah, I want her bigger the universe. If not more.
  20. Heresy! Such heresy! She need to get bigger! Much bigger! I don't like Luna as much because she's smaller.
  21. Is our sunhorse Princess Celestia big enough? Or does she need to get bigger?
  22. You show them the power of a gun. The Princesses and the Mane Six are there, watching you show off the gun. Your gun is a heavy magnum gun. On the other side of the room is a mannequin, covered in the finest plate armor Equestria can make. You shoot the gun, the bullet travels all the way through the armor and out the other side, and also penetrates a deep hole in the wall behind it. How would they react?
  23. Does the mainsteam media want all men to be anti social shut-in? Who sit at home and never interact with women, and fear that so much as even saying hello or looking in a women’s direction they will be accused of all sorts of things under the sun?

    1. Snow Frostflame

      Snow Frostflame

      I couldn't agree anymore, Its especially ridiculous when you've got countries that actually support this bullshit.

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