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  1. Bendy

    Non Cloppers Are Heretics!

    1. Connie

      Connie

      o.O

       

      I'm not sure if you're serious or not.

    2. Bendy

      Bendy

      I'm joking.

    3. The Kaeya Simp

      The Kaeya Simp

      i was worried there because i think it is wierd to masturbate

       

  2. Bendy
    Would you give a pony a belly rub? If so which pony would you give a belly rub to?
  3. Bendy
    When you hug a pony (say Pinkie Pie or some other pony if you want) by wrapping your arms around them, they in turn wrap their hooves around you. Sounds nice, but would you mind if they started nuzzling you? As in gently nipping at you neck and shoulder with their mouth. Would you let them nuzzle you? Nuzzle them back? Or tell them to stop nuzzling you?
  4. Bendy
    When you come to Equestria, ponification happens and you are turned into a pony? But this also means you lose your hands. I would be pretty angry losing my hands.The first thing I would probably do is march up to Twilight's home to see if she can magically can give me hands or turn me back into a human. I don't care if I look like a freaky pony with hands, hooves suck. If that fails, shout at Pinkie Pie and demand her to craft me some cybernetic hands.
  5. Bendy
    Ask magic pony to turn me back into a human so I can romance the ponies. Princess Twilight Sparkle would be the one, so I can be rich and just live my life mooching off of her. Also pet them and give them a belly rub with my hands.
  6. Bendy
    You end up in Equestria, The ponies are just as intelligent and nice from the show, the only problem that the ponies form of communication is horse sounds like neighs and other horse noises. At the same time, the ponies on their end only hear chimpanzee noises from you? What would you do in this situation?
  7. Bendy
    The Singularity. In which a somewhat.... kind AI eats.... uploads all human brains BY FORCE into a heaven virtual reality where we can live forever. The only downside Earth itself might end up eaten and transformed into a planet sized super computer. .... and possibly the universe itself, thus all organic life being wiped out.
  8. Bendy
    Not everyone wants to be 'normal'. Normal is boring. I think you can be crazy a little, just as long as you don't hurt anyone.
  9. Bendy
    Because many artists like to draw big boobs. That about sums it up. Also, lots of artists like to give Princess Celestia a really big butt. (I like those artists the most)
  10. Bendy
    What would Princess Celestia's reaction be if a human jumped on her back and shouted "Yah! Giddy up horsey!" and slapped her cutie mark? Would Celestia find it humorous or would she be angry? Angry reaction as in knock him off her back?
  11. Bendy
    Human x pony... OK, I'll go hide now.
  12. Bendy
    Why did someone have preform necromancy on this thread? Can this my thread be locked? It's very old, so please lock it. I'm sick of getting notifications of it.
  13. Bendy
    Would the act of eating ponies cause them to fear us? Would it make them absolutely terrified of the sight of humans? Since our soldiers randomly attack villages across Equestria during our invasion and every village we capture we eat half of the population. What would you say these ponies reactions to it be? Nightmare Moon? Princess Celestia? Fluttershy? Other? (what pony you want)
  14. Bendy
    As long as she doesn't ask if she can eat my brain so she can upload my mind to live with her forever. Me: Listen babe, I'm not sure about the whole singularity thing. I mean, what if we end up hating each other? Ask me when I'm near death, OK? And is fully sapient minded, but not a robot with a terminator personality.
  15. Bendy
    I would never transoms someone into a pony against their will. I don't think my friends would be too pleased if I turned them into a pony without their consent.
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  17. Bendy

    Quiet horsey sounds.

    1. CheeryFox

      CheeryFox

      :o
  18. Bendy
    Who would win? Would the ponies' Royal Guard be able to beat the Space Marines from Warhammer 40k? Or would the Space Marines win?
  19. Bendy
    You referring to me, right? Anyway, humanity nukes the ponies. Ponies die, the end. (Edit, unless they are overpowered and humanity ends up enslaved by small pastel horses) Or.... we send our most handsome humans to seduce the ponies... and.... never mind.
  20. Bendy
    A more valid theory is that Pinkie Pie has some draconequus blood in her.
  21. Bendy

    I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

  22. Bendy
    Horses make Hasbro money. Hasbro: Milk it! Beat the dead horse to death and perform necromancy and beat the horse to death again, and then perform necromancy again and so forth." So, I don't think it's going anywhere. Just as long as it makes money. Even if the show ends, they will keep making ponies until the end of time.
  23. Bendy
    Honestly, after the way they treated her during the events of Newbie Dash I think she should leave the Wonderbolts. They bullied her, you don't tolerate bullies. You don't just suck it up. I was just waiting for the moment Rainbow yells at them and shouts "That's it! I quit!" and gives them the reason you suck speech.
  24. Bendy
    My Little Pony will be seen as awful by the vast majority of moviegoers, so they won't watch it. Anyone who thinks themselves as manly man/normal will not watch it. Negative reviews by the mere fact it is My Little Pony. Full grown men watching the movies will be negatively portrayed by the media. Bronies will be insulted and be compared to pedophiles and zoophiles. Likely the sad truth.
  25. Bendy

    I hope I have not drawn too much hate for my views on some sub-fandoms in here.

    1. Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Jaxsie (Inactive)

      Might as well stick to your convictions and accept the consequence -- whether they like it or not isn't your concern :)

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