"Now I will call your names, and our judges will determine if you have passed the exam. However! I must warn you, there are many ways to fail. If you fly too far west, you will fail. If you drop below the cloud layer, you will fail. If you perform the exam in reverse, you will fail!
What if we opt out of taking the test?
The exam is offered again in the fall, and upon that exam, you will fail!
What if we finish too fast?
Then you will fail!
And what if we pass?
Then you exit the educational system... and that is a world an educator is frowned upon to understand. I know not what will happen.
So, we don't have to go to school anymore?!
I assume yes! Though I dare not contemplate the consequences..."