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It bothers me how when people sing anything, they think they can make it sound better by just flourishing everything. So someone was going "So c-AAAA-l me maaaaaaaybeeeeee" like it was some sort of love song.

I see the months as two columns, with six months each. From there, I can find out a month's polar opposite (like March to September), and what season it takes place in. I see the days as a thin band of paper, with the days written on it. This allows me to count the number of days from some time to another time, and to see the polar opposite of a day.

I see you down there.

COME AT ME BRO! ... Just don't shoot my neck or legs.

Whenever there's something stressing me or I don't want to do it, I actually use hypnosis techniques. I've been practicing hypnosis for about a year, and I just sort of think-talk a routine to myself until I feel the "symptoms" of going under. I don't do anything silly, like give myself suggestions - I just like that feeling of floating through space. Eventually, my thoughts drift back to me, and I feel calm enough to handle them, and also I have some time to think about them before I open my eyes.

Which is why an Israeli musician remixed a Polish musician singing in Hebrew... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZjZuSov2hQ I can't find the remix right now, but... this guy.

I've actually been using GameMaker since I was eight. If I can find a PC with an Internet connection in my house, I'd be more than happy to help you.

Lyra is my favourite pony, and I love da hugz :3 The only thing I dislike about my birthday is that in other scenarios, Fluttershy ties me to a bed, and Shining Armour kisses me. My worst, though, is being moonstuck with an incredulously annoying Pinkie...

Here, I will post some silly songs and poems I have written to help myself with English homework. I wonder if it will help anyone, anywhere... If not, it sure was fun! Informal Language If you start every sentence with "yo" When you chat with your ol' buddy Joe I oughtn't have to say That you speak in a way Called informal language...fo' sho'. Synonyms I love synonyms Starts a word, gives it new life REfrigerator

I realize that there's a difference between disliking school, which a lot of people feel, and not caring for school. I agree with Shield here, school isn't all about getting a little black letter in a little white book. I know you've heard enough BS about how you'll need what you learn in real life, but in this capitalistic society of ours, you need an education, and those little letters, in order to survive. Education is only important as a means of producing money. Now, I'm not saying you wouldn't go to school in a Marxist/Communist society, but in that scenario you'd learn things that you will ACTUALLY need in the field, not just learning to find the average of your purchases or whatever.

Online, I'm usually just "Ping" or "Maple" (for my OC). IRL, my family calls me "Owl". Long story short, my brother's "Squid", my friend's "Lemur", and another guy's "Grizzly". I still don't get it entirely. My personal nicknames include Rusty, Pussycat, Dim-sum Dumpling, and a bunch of other goofy nicknames, each with their own embarrassing stories. But my most recent, and honestly favourite, nickname is Booboo-san. The Booboo, I'd rather not explain, but one day at summer camp, I woke up with a bad allergic reaction. As a side effect, my cheeks swelled up so much it pushed my eyes narrowly, so I looked Asian. From thence came the -san. I went to the doctor (who was Asian, as luck would have it), so she didn't get it until I told her. So, that day, I did a bunch of stereotypical stuff (at archery, I said: "Why use arrow when you have throwing star?") and whatnot. Fun times... Note: I mean NO offence to any Asians. It's just an act to entertain a bunch of adolescent boys.

That... That is actually crazy! I don't even understand how that's possible! I've been looking into body language, but I haven't learned anything about what we do. I can't believe that I'm not alone! EDIT: Ooh, does "little things no-one else knows" count as a topic? Here's one: If you put your thumb between your middle and ring fingers on your dominant hand (ASL for "N"), it will turn off your gag reflex.

I do that occasionally, spinning around a bunch of times to see if I can end up facing the right way. I usually cheat by counting my steps, and doing a hop-twist at the top step to right myself

I sometimes put my hands behind my back, and I always clasp my right hand with my left one. If I'm doing it to be polite for someone, I hold my right's middle three fingers with my left hand. If I'm anxious, I hold two. I have never had a close friend that wasn't my best friend that didn't have a mental condition. For example, my friends have had OCD, ADHD, or even DID. I'm not sure what causes those people to flock to me, but it's still incredibly strange. Whenever I open a door to a place with people in it, such as a classroom or hallway, there is a 3 in 5 chance that there will be another person on the other side of the door, who was opening it at the exact same time. I hold mugs with my pinky out. I think I may have learned it from SpongeBob. EDIT: I'm the only person in my family to hold a knife in my right hand when cutting. I'm right-handed, but play all "club" sports (baseball, hockey, golf etc) with a left-handed club, and use a left-handed stance. This I know I learned from my grandfather.

I'm afraid of heights, so if there's a gap between the stairs (no vertical bit) I will go very slowly. However, if I just want to pop into my room upstairs for a moment, I skip a bunch of steps, and always jump the last couple stairs, turning midair with the railing.

Yo' seein' dis shiz-niz goin' down right hier?

John Wilkes Booth? Bram Stoker? Mary Shelley?

Amy Winehouse ...?

I'm not sure if I'm inside or outside...

Michael Jackson Elvis John F. Kennedy William Lyon Mackenzie King Alexander Mackenzie John A. MacDonald Ronald Reagan Charles Tupper William Taft Oh wait, women right? Marilyn Monroe Marilyn Manson

They call me double-O Seven - the double-O stands for License to ROCK!

I'm going to say this again, mainly for the people who think there should be an automated system for removing "squeakers". I have a very high-pitched voice, but if any of you had been reading my earlier posts, you'd realize that I'm a very mature, refined, and (if I do say so myself) intelligent, and I enjoy playing online video games. And sometimes, I wish to communicate with my teammates. Is it so wrong that if I try and say it as quietly as possible, as not to pique the mic, and take all precautions to prove I'm more than other people with similar voices, that I'm allowed to play the game in peace? Who knows? You may find someone who respects you, thank goodness.