ping111

I just give up now when people say "LET'S MAKE A BROWNIE LINE HURR HURR GENDER NEUTRALITY". YOU invaded this show. YOU complain when they "cater" to you by plugging a certain character or a funny line or gag. And now, YOU WANT them to come back to the source of this whole show, the toys, and cater to you from the baseline? This community already makes enough of its own product to give Hasbro a run for its money. If you simply want the brony line so that you can say "yeah, I'm a brony so I break gender stereotypes and fight for what I love which is at heart a girly thing, but while you're at it Hasbro can you make it less girly becase I'm embarrassed to be a brony in public?" Then what's the damn point of being a brony if you're not willing to embrace the fact that this show is a show for little girls, that you have come upon? Imagine if you only open your brand-new house to friends and family, but suddenly a huge group of fat neckbeards come in, barf rainbows over how beautiful your house is, but then draw pictures of the house everywhere, be it haunted or make the door a nether orifice, and start demanding you fix the decor. Eventually, you give in and start fixing the decor, but then they complain that you fixed it and you're just giving in to them. Some of this take this thought way too far and ask you to make your house feng-shui, just because they think that they have control over you and that you open them with open arms. Then they ask you to start selling replicas of your furniture, but tone down the colours so that they don't feel embarrassed that they're essentially copying your house. In the beginning, it was really nice because they seemed polite and they drew pretty pictures of your house for you, but they quickly became demented, lazy, and rude. MLP:FiM is a house, people. It's a house open for the target demographic. Hasbro was nice enough to let you in and fix the decor a bit, but now you're complaining that they're not fitting your rules of gender neutrality!? If they toned down the girliness, what's the point of being a brony anymore? You've made your entire mission statement faulty by ruining the original product! Good for you, now move on to Littlest Pet Shop and complain it's mean towards furries. Go the heck on. Some parts of this fandom, seriously. Learn to SIT THERE AND TAKE IT, because it's not your damned show. This fandom is famed for fanart, make some damned fanart. The toys are not for you to play with. They are for the target demographic to play with. Transformers was made to sell the toys to little boys, but then Michael Bae happened. MLP was made to sell My Little Pony toys to little girls, but then Lauren Faust happened. Do you see girls cooped up in their basements with hordes of Transformers, and fanfiction where they ejaculate oil? Heck no! So shut the hell up and realize you're a brony because this show is girly. Keep it that way, or consequences will follow.

I consider cartoon character's age position to be called "SpongeBob". I say this because SpongeBob is old enough to own a home independently (18), and be applicable for boating/driving lessons (16). However, due to the target demographic of the show, he has to act as if he's in the 7-10 range, maybe a little older on occasion. Due to this huge anomaly, only one inference can be made: IT'S A CELESTIA-DAMNED CARTOON. Now don't get me wrong, I love science as much as the next guy, even more, but there is no maturity-age ratio in young children's cartoons. They age much, much faster than they mature, as to keep the character of the, well, characters, constant as new generations come to watch the show.

The only thing that bothers me about the idea that Twilight causes the filly epidemic is, well, that Twilight did it. The idea of "Twilight gets distracted while doing magic, bam, there's your conflict" is seriously getting boring. I mean, during the beginning of Return to Harmony, she just says "I have a new spell that will fix everything!" Where did she find that out? "IN CASE OF DRACONEQUUS INVASION, OPEN BOOK"?