Gangsta Rap Thread

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Rainblow slides down offa stalagmite and smiles*

 

Rainblow Hash:

Now we talkin'! Gots me a challenger! Vinyl, sit dis one out, no beats fo' me dis time neither!
 

*Vinyl nods and kicks back with an apple cider*

 

Rainblow Hash:

You say "Ayo I'm out" because you fear the counter attack

You runnin' with yo tail between your legs cuz you know you wack

Green bags? Son, get on my level, I got a green sack

You might got a helmet, but you won't survive the flak

The reason you rumble through rubble because that was your house

But I blew the shit up while you hid like a scared little mouse

I take the second place medal, strangle you with it

Hop outta the second place chair and put your body in it

You ain't trouble, the pretzels I already won double

Let's make it triple, now sit down while I burst yo bubble

I get cash and hash back in flash, look at the gash

I left in your head after the bash, you shouldn't be so rash

The only missin' piece of the puzzle was a bullet in your brain

Now stay up outta my way, Rivendare, or your blood's down the drain

[Guest90210 3,568]

Now we talkin'! Gots me a challenger! 

 

*Slowly ascends from the rafters while giving a long drawn-out golf clap*

 

Haha I pity you fool, those claps were all a fake

You don't deserve no props you fall into an empty lake

Of lame rhymes, sucka, quit playin', my raps are,

Better, attack I'm on it, your back I'm jumpin' on it

The stacks, I'm countin' all em

Some skills? You don't have none of em

I'm at the party store, balloons galore

Plannin' a second party, wonder what I got in store?

Yo this time, the cannon's loaded with you in it

I blast you off to mars and send your wack rhymes with it

 

Harnessin' unicorn magic, homie you listenin'?

Shatter the ground and leave the whole Equestria block missin'

Yo Imma hurricane, Fluttershy manuever type weapon

Move over or get run over by the winds of change blowin'

In the air, I don't care

Your DJ can't battle with mine, there

I said it but it's the truth and that's fine, where

Is the next victim of my rhymes, care

To test me next then take a seat in that chair

Ayo I'm out...

 

Nah buck that I'm not finished just yet

As close to perfection is what I am, now just get

Out my face, your breath smells like those muffins

That Spike found in the trash, yo homie you think that I'm bluffin'

But I ain't, Ayo now where are those notes?

Your pen is out of ink, get on a boat sail it to the Golden Coast

If you ain't here to learn then your raps are as close to ghost

I'm sailing thorugh the air, I'm the only one who can brag and boast

Edited July 1, 2014 by Rivendare

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Hits the cave wall with a sledgehammer, causing a huge slab of stone to fall*

 

Rainblow Hash:

Yo you got some words, I like that! Time to step in and hit you with that back fade, though!
 

*Jumps up on stone slab and turns snapback backwards*

 

Rainblow Hash:

Yo your silly claps were fakes, just like you

Your rhymes remind me of what's in the toilet after I'm done in the loo

I'll jump outta your cannon, and yell out boo

I'm an untamed rapper outta the jungle who belongs at the zoo

Behind iron bars, to keep me from you

Cause I will choke foals until their face is blue

 

Lemme ask you something homie, you really think you're a hurricane

Well I'm bringin' a pegasi army here to bring you the weather pain

Here's the forecast: we're kickin' your ass

So you better skip my hood if you wanna last

I ain't no victim, homie, so you can take your seat

In the electric chair where I'll fry you in one beat

 

Perfection is outta your grasp

I'll hear your last gasp

And then you'll knock on death's door with one final rasp

I'm the captain of this ship and we're setting sail

For a place called destiny and you're gonna bail

You'll hit the rock bottom of the ocean without a wail

And then they'll see what your entire rap career is: a fail

 

Now hold on a second, where you think you goin'

You might've just drowned, but I ain't done rowin'

I'm pullin' back the drawstring on a recurve bow

And lettin' it loose to let suckas like you know

That if you mess with me and live, count yourself lucky

Because you're my next victim and I'm the Pegasus-version of Chuckie

[ztrash 62]

You two rep for the mlp forums when it comes to rap. You guys are da realist muthaphukas on here. you both get unlimited pretzelz

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Un...

 

Un...

 

Unlimited pretzels?

 

This can't be real life!
 

This has gotta be a dream!
 

I... I'll never go hungry again!
 

You dat man, Zizkil! You dat man!

 

*Daps up Zizkil*

 

You my buckin' Metroid, dawg!

[Stellafera 3,836]

Stellafera is a citzen going by the eponym 

with etymology derivative of the Latin word

for star-bringin cause she is so studious

her status as a thug is dubious-

more than dubious it’s nebulous from her stellar

swear-free spitting since just like all of you she’s actually

just sitting at a computer which isn’t very dangerous

unless you’re counting the danger of a freak threat like Vesuvius-

 

But I digress.

 

I guess, what I keep trying to essay,

is that an MC is not bad this way.

Per say.

Maybe a little meandering and not at all tough,

but sometimes fluff can be just enough.

 

And if I can’t be gangsta from my heart,

At least my thesaurus will set me apart.

 

WORD.

 

*sets mic gently on stand so as to not damage it*

[ztrash 62]

 

Stellafera is a citzen going by the eponym 

with etymology derivative of the Latin word

for star-bringin cause she is so studious

her status as a thug is dubious-

more than dubious it’s nebulous from her stellar

swear-free spitting since just like all of you she’s actually

just sitting at a computer which isn’t very dangerous

unless you’re counting the danger of a freak threat like Vesuvius-

 

But I digress.

 

I guess, what I keep trying to essay,

is that an MC is not bad this way.

Per say.

Maybe a little meandering and not at all tough,

but sometimes fluff can be just enough.

 

And if I can’t be gangsta from my heart,

At least my thesaurus will set me apart.

 

WORD.

 

*sets mic gently on stand so as to not damage it*

 

Yo dat wuz da sickest... Sickest Rhymez frum da heart, that i have ever heard. You be da rapper that makes everyone feel from deep within their souls.... *crys a little* You da dankest!

[Guest90210 3,568]

*Hits the cave wall with a sledgehammer, causing a huge slab of stone to fall*

 

 

*sets mic gently on stand so as to not damage it*

 

HOLD UP...I got two of ya'll chumps tryna dethrone tha rap prodigy? Ya'll finna get back in line cause I'm number one up in here son...I ain't finished just yet...Ayo, ayo...

 

Thanks for the mic, now I'm gonna tear it in half

And shout now I don't need no vocal enhancement in fact

It's Rivendare in this bitch with some wings like a Pegasus

With a shiny "WB" on my chest, I guess

That WB stands for Winner Born, my mind is torn

Backwords is how I rap on this verse, ayo Rainblow be warned

A gangsta, born to bounce all off the walls

Peltin' slugs gettin' skrilla for rilla it is my call

Ayo Stellafera you spend all your time up in the books

I spend the time up in the hustle on the streets bein' a crook

Readin' a dictionary, thesaurus, man I can't even spell the rest

It takes too long and I need a buckin' cigarette

 

I want you to keep your eyes on my rap flow

You're goin' dizzy, who is he?

The one who keeps the rap failures busy

Who's tryna copy his flow, his tempo, I don't know

Why they try to fight with the best, It's a waste of effort I know

Ayo Rainblow, I got a couple words for you brah, check it out bro...

 

Ayo you jumped out scary, shouting "boo", that's true

But I was ready, buried my brass knuckles into your rotten tooth

Sweet tooth, some candy it's handy, when you are planning

A party but it's for only the G's of tha block, not a pony

Who raps like Justin Bieber who himself became a brony

It's only a matter of time before your whole sherade only

Exposes itself and then you'll have it all blamin' it on me

But homie your ship is D.O.A, I say you're a phony

 

You say you're Chucky, Oh well, I'm Michael Myers

I staple my rap sheet to the wall simply for you to admire

While you outside handin' out those printed fliers

I sneak up from the back, attack the wack, I don't like no liars

I ain't perfection, I ain't dope is all you've got to say

I spit the hardest buckin' raps on any given day

What more do I have to do to prove to both of you

That I'm tha best in the game, now it's time my rap is through

[Stellafera 3,836]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Rainblow Hash steps outta his Lambo and lights up a spliff before tossin' it into da darkness*

 

Rainblow Hash:

It's kinda hard to dethrone somepony who was never throned

Now let's take a trip to the cemetery cuz yo flank is boned

You say you're high like a Pegasus, but you're only stoned

"WB" stands for "Whiny Bitch", and bitches get owned

You were born a winner, but you'll go out a loser

I can't decide between the bat or the nine, I was never a choser

Stellafera's in the books because she wants that knowledge

Now sit down beside her cuz I'm takin' both of y'all to rap college

 

You ain't a crook but I'll leave your head crooked

When I bash your face hard with a wooden bookend

You can't finish reading the thesaurus because you can't sit still

But that's because I whipped your flank so hard you can't shit still

I don't keep candy handy, I have that hard-type brandy

I keep a AK hoofy so I can blow off your roofy

I'm more than scary, but when things get hairy

I ain't afraid to pop a sucka's head like a cherry

And you're lookin' like a sundae better duck yo head

Comparin' me to Bieber? Yo that joke's long been dead

 

Michael Myers was a hack, he ran around in a mask

Don't worry though, I'll be Jamie Lee Curtis and take you to task

I'll rip the stapler outta your hooves, staple your face to the wall

Now get outta my way, because it's my fliers standin' tall

As for you, Stellafera, you're a good homegurl it's true

But you postin' a video? I'll tear through you too

Yo raps ain't crap, but they sure ain't the greatest

So you better hide in the shelter cuz you be the latest

Now both of you bow down before the Hashy Throne

And better pray to the Rap God that your soul can atone

[ztrash 62]

 

*Rainblow Hash steps outta his Lambo and lights up a spliff before tossin' it into da darkness*

 

Rainblow Hash:

It's kinda hard to dethrone somepony who was never throned

Now let's take a trip to the cemetery cuz yo flank is boned

You say you're high like a Pegasus, but you're only stoned

"WB" stands for "Whiny Bitch", and bitches get owned

You were born a winner, but you'll go out a loser

I can't decide between the bat or the nine, I was never a choser

Stellafera's in the books because she wants that knowledge

Now sit down beside her cuz I'm takin' both of y'all to rap college

 

You ain't a crook but I'll leave your head crooked

When I bash your face hard with a wooden bookend

You can't finish reading the thesaurus because you can't sit still

But that's because I whipped your flank so hard you can't shit still

I don't keep candy handy, I have that hard-type brandy

I keep a AK hoofy so I can blow off your roofy

I'm more than scary, but when things get hairy

I ain't afraid to pop a sucka's head like a cherry

And you're lookin' like a sundae better duck yo head

Comparin' me to Bieber? Yo that joke's long been dead

 

Michael Myers was a hack, he ran around in a mask

Don't worry though, I'll be Jamie Lee Curtis and take you to task

I'll rip the stapler outta your hooves, staple your face to the wall

Now get outta my way, because it's my fliers standin' tall

As for you, Stellafera, you're a good homegurl it's true

But you postin' a video? I'll tear through you too

Yo raps ain't crap, but they sure ain't the greatest

So you better hide in the shelter cuz you be the latest

Now both of you bow down before the Hashy Throne

And better pray to the Rap God that your soul can atone

 

Can these rappers get any danker?!!

[Guest90210 3,568]

 

*Rainblow Hash steps outta his Lambo and lights up a spliff before tossin' it into da darkness*

 

Thought you saw the last of me...You've been mistaken homie. I still got another round in me...Check it, uh, ayo, ayo...

 

 

Take a seat and just listen, I'm guessin' you neva listened in class

Neither did I, I spent the evening wishin' and fishin' for mass

Appeal, to blast your grill, to grip the steel

To earn my meals, to ignite the feels, so dope I steal

The medal from your neck, I am the realest dealist

Stylist profilin' tha block with the realness, deal with this

But you ain't gettin' it back, jack

Step off before the attack

The only the audience you rap to is the buckin' coat rack

My rhyme scheme is so incredible, unbelievable

The time seems like those spectacles that blow your mind, I'm invincible

 

Packin' heat, I can't be beat

If you got a buckin' problem with me, meet me in the streets

Of Equestria, rollin' with the besties huh

Loaded with a party cannon full of confetti and another sum

Of cash, ready to blast at your dome

You don't even own a single Bit now do you bro?

You fightin' with the best, put up your defense

But it's so broken that it doesn't even impress

Me, I am the best see? No time for rest

And it'll stay that way forever until infinity

Edited July 4, 2014 by Rivendare

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

It ain't over till the fat AK bangs, ya heard?!

 

*Jumps on the hood of a cop car*

 

Rainblow Hash:

I can ignite feels too, though I got different methods than you

The feels I ignite is a burning in your chest from the twenty two

Style? Boy I'm stylin' on you, the block ain't yours

I take care of punks on my turf like one of my chores

Funny you should mention the coat rack, cause you'll get wrung

When I come at you like the Coathanga Strangla a la Brotha Lynch Hung

I'll have you in a state of panic when I start slashing

And before you know it, your life before you is flashing

 

I'm in the streets right now, homie, where you at

I got a banana mag fully loaded and it's stuck in the gat

But it'll be stuck in your belly fat, I can guarantee that

When you try to see me in the street, it's just Ratatatat

My bank account is one and then seven zeroes

So don't try to act like no motherbuckin' heroes

If I see ya, you and your crew will get chewed through like hay fries

So you're better off rappin' while wearin' a mailmare disguise

 

Me, on the other hoof, I'm here to raise the roof

And show these other punk ponies the underlyin' truth

You can't compete with Hash, it's a failure in the makin'

And I ain't gonna kill ya, cause your life ain't worth takin'

Stellafera, LZRD WZRD, Rivendare, Callisto, all of you suckas

Ain't got what it takes to regicide this kingly face-bucka

Rainblow Hash is a master level pony rapper so kiss the ring

And hope you ain't the next rapper to hear the fat choppa sing

[Guest]

I got another gang story to tell ya', about how a young pony was born in hell.

And right then and there, it's no hope, 'cuz a pony can't escape the gangs and the cakes, damn!

And when its pony on pony, that makes it illy.

Can't survive in the Equestrian City!

And fool, that's bet, 'cuz when you grow up in the hood, you got's ta claim a set.

Its not that you want to but you have to.

Don't be a mark, cause ponies might laugh you straight off 'da block.

Can't deal with bustas, so they get clocked.

Who cares about another, only got love for my gang brothers!

But I'm young so nobody would wonder that the hood would take me under.

Edited January 25, 2015 by Guest

[oOMerpDerpOo 0]

Yo yo yo, freestyle your word-spittin on this thread. Pony or not, you can freestyle whatever the hell you want. Whoever makes the sickest, most dopest, most dankest, most gangsta, most pimpin, freestyle gets 10,000 free pretzels!!! LET THE RAP $H!+ BEGIN!!!!!

Mkay I'm Sure There Trying And The Most I'm Happy About Is Doing What We Want 

Bro's You Guys Look Thirsty Want Some Hot Cocoa? Go Play Out In The Snow While I Get The Ammo. Gonna Roll The Dough If You Know What I Mean. Seems Pretty Supreme Welcome To To My Scene Sit Down Have A Seat Listen And Watch As You Begin To Fall Asleep. I'm High On Caffeine You Seem Pretty Keen Whats Your Favourite Colour Green? I'm Gonna Plough You Outta My Way Shove You Into An Icecream Cake. I'm Gonna Take You're Steak I'm Gonna Give Him Some CornFlakes And A MilkShake For His HeadAche. You're Raps Arent Worth A Dime Man I'm Just Wasting My Time. Learn Some Rhymes And Extersize.WORD 

I Commit Pitiful Crimes By Using My Rhymes Almost 5 Times It's Terrifying It Almost Feels Like I'm Dying I'm Trying. You Better Not Be Spying Or Else I'll Use My Qualifying FaceHoof To Knock You Off The Roof Dont Be Such A Doof Or I'll Knock You Out With My Hoof I Can Give You Some Proof. "Dum Dum Dumm" The Drum Sounds. Hah You Look Like A Clown A Clown I Will Drown Right About Now.

[Queen of Kings 13]

*galloping sounds*

 

Enter the fake mare

To great fanfare

MC fake horse spits hot fire

Call me a liar

But I rap dope, nope?

Well, check this barrage of spoken word

Haven't you heard?

Straight outta the stable

I'm young and able

I'm not real

But you'll have to deal

When it comes to this I ain't faking

Some advice that needs taking

I can crank out a beat in a minute's heat

So take a seat and learn well

I'll break it down so you can tell

I'm the real deal

You feel?

The high priest of dank

Top tier, first rank

The model equestrian rhyme-busting poet

Now you know it

And what's more to say?

It's as clear day

Just one thing you need to know about me

I'm the B-E-S-T