Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

*swings laptop like a steel chair wwe style*

[Windy Breeze 15,189]

I may not sure how to bash you with this thing, but the bigger the better. I bash you with a sofa.

[Dark Bun 681]

I don't think I can kill anyone with a plastic garbage can, but I can sure try.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

My CD rack is next to me.

*Throws CDs like shurikens*

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,091]

A mini orange flashlight, bury his ideas!  

[Windy Breeze 15,189]

Hit them with a shoe rack!

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,091]

A small white power adapter, it'll do more than poke somepony in the eye.  

[Will Guide 21,360]

(what I have to my side of Jonathan and Johnson shampoo) Then again, they lied about their "no more tears" label even though it does make you cry, according to Family Guy

[Astralshy 26,481]

A bar of chocolate

I'm sorry @Will Guide, this will take a while :o

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,091]

A grocery store receipt, more than just littering.  

[Will Guide 21,360]

Considering my four Legend of Zelda hardcover books of Breath of the Wild, Encyclopedia, Art book, and Timeline....

 

[TBD 17,254]

a cup of water

[Evil Pink One 13,506]

Sickem boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tao 7,629]

Sorry its death by Nail Clipper.  

[ChrysalisM 290]

Pencil sharpener shoved down the throat.

[GlitterMoon 225]

My Iphone 7 

[Astralshy 26,481]

I'm sorry you're gonna die by several paper cuts by this piece of note paper

[The Mint Pone 2,294]

Sorry astral but with this chocobo pillow it’s gonna take a while 

[BlackFaithStar 56]

Mint is getting squared by a chair.

[GlitterMoon 225]

You're about to be killed with an ALPACA PLUSHIE 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Death by PC monitors?

2 hours ago, GlitterMoon said:

You're about to be killed with an ALPACA PLUSHIE 

I am now excited to die

[TBD 17,254]

death by a heavy pencil beg

[Lunaholic 898]

With my printer 

[Northern Star 1,024]

Either a box fan or a old grain truck that doesn't want to run, your choice. Both will probably take a while. 

[TBD 17,254]

death by fries!