What would Rarity say about your wardrobe/attire?

[Silver W. Valensnow 196]

true, "Royal Samurott", l think she would act like nothing were amiss and ask if she could help reorganise my wardrobe

 

{/spoiler]
 Do all your shirts have metal bands on them?
Me: Just the ones that don't have ponies on them.
 And the only pants you have are jeans that are frayed at the ankles, or these... ugh, cargo pants in either black or camouflage. And are those gym shorts. You don't seriously wear those in public do you?
Me: Who says I go out in public?  There isn't exactly much to do around these parts that doesn't involve getting in a car and driving 30 minutes to someplace more interesting. 
 Well... I'm sure you must have something formal you wear to you place of work.
Me: I do. 

 Hmmm,I suppose that'll do. It is a tad bland though...
Me: Company policy makers aren't choosers, Rarity.
Couldn't you just wear something with a bit more class?
Class costs more money than I can make in that bland ensemble.  I wear what I wear at home as a symbol of pride, representing where I've been, what I've done and what I'm into, a mark of uniqueness. What I wear is comfortable in feel and practical in application. Plus, I wear what I do in rebellion to the pathetic excuse my people call "fashion."
Oh come now it can't be that bad. 
Me:{spoiler]

Rarity:
*cue screaming*
This is a fashion crime spree! No! A fashion massacre! Neigh! It's simply fashion butchery! How is all this considered acceptable attire?! This... this simply cannot stand. This, this grave... injustice, this total disregard for all things sacred, must be rectified.  
Me: Night stand, second drawer down, next to the Highlander laser disk bootlegs. 
Rarity:...

 
We must never speak of this again.

 

That's a bit harsh, l think Rarity wouldn't act like that, then again, this DOES make for nice postage

[The Blades Shadow 444]

I don't know exactly what she'd say, but I will tell you that it would NOT be good, I know that for a fact

[Scootaloo Is Best Filly 578]

I don't think she'd say too much of anything because she'd be too shocked at how bad my wardrobe is, and she'd be too quick dragging me to the boutique to spiff up my wardrobe.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Perhaps it would go like this.

 

 

 

 

 

Me ...How's my attire? 

 

Rarity:  ...Surely darling -- im sure you have your preferences but...imean surely you wish to look..more..presentable correct?    ... 

 

Me: ...that's your job.

 

Rarity: Fair enough,tho i insist that you allow me to make you more suitable attire.    

 

Me: ....can you make it Pink? 

 

Rarity:  ..-- well of course i can make it pink -- but i was thinking more of a-...

 

Me:-Pink..or no deal. 

 

Rarity: ..Deal? -- B-but im doing this for free; no payment,surely in exchange for my generosity you would atleast allow me to use my expertise to give you the best suitable color for yo-..

 

Me: - Pink. Please.

 

Rarity: *sigh*....fine. This is going to be Art Of The Dress all over again...

 

 

 

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

fashion emergency alert!  

[Felix 1,363]

"Why you simply MUST try something more suit to your 'physique!' Why not put this on? I think it clearly captures your essence don't you think?"

[SilverStarApple 849]

I'm pretty sure she'd tear my clothes inot their cloth components, and make new clothes from the remains.

[Mitchell 45]

Is that all you wear? just jeans and T-shirts? and why do these so called "jeans" all look the same?

[GhostPony750 959]

She would be totally devastated... for no reason.

I always wear the same thing anyway.

[Guest]

"Oh my celestia, when was the last time you watched those?! And what is that crusty white stuff?"

[Shadowed Watcher 183]

_{She'd take one look, her eyes'd get wide and she'd back out of the room real slowly. We would never speak of it again. And that's how bad my gettup is.}

[Null_account 144]

"Darling.... You need a fairly large amount of improvement here.... Maybe at least a few more nice skirts?"

Edited August 8, 2014 by xXRandomRainbowzXx

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

Let's just say "fabulous", "breath taking", and "stunning", are adjectives she would likely not use.

[Visual Spectrum 1,932]

She would find my shirts fabulous, but she would notice my lack of pants. Then she would offer to make me pants. I would accept her offer because I really need more pants. She would be flattered about the Rarity shirt. 

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

I barely care about fashion and just wear what I like, so she'd be very unimpressed.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Oh darling what is the point of living with an entire species that mandates clothing if you are not even going to enjoy it!? Look at you, look at your wardrobe. This is not an outfit this is a cry for help! Honestly dear its like you gave up half way through getting dressed this morning...

[sunne 659]

I have some tops that she might like, but most of my wardrobe is hoodies and black pants. xD

[Inkscape 113]

"Do you by chance have any pants that aren't made of denim?"

[neznamkaksa 79]

She'll probably say its a crime against fashion and fabulousness.

[Rainbow S.D. 546]

"What the buck?"

That is what I guessing she would say.

[Justin_Case001 4,897]

Honestly, I think she would say my clothes are chic, unique, and magnifique.  I really do, I'm not just making a clever joke.  Some of you may recall from various clothing threads around here that I'm pretty into fashion, so yeah.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,347]

I'd probably get the "Would you like a bit of advice?" response, since I usually just wear plain jeans and t-shirts and stuff.

[Guest]

Pretty sure it would go like this:

 

[Stellafera 3,836]

Y'see, this is why Rarity and I would get along right off the bat.

 

Me: *Wearing a high waisted black skirt with a crimson, ruffly necked top. It shows off my narrow waist nicely. On my right hand is a brown, glassy bracelet I got at a craft fair.*
 

Rarity: "Oooooooh you look dressed to the nines! Are you going to a party?"

 

Me: "Nah, these are my lounge around at home clothes."

 

Rarity: 

 

Me: "You can look around my closet a bit. I'm sure there's some combos there I haven't tried. By the way, the blue eyeshadow really brings out the purple in your mane and balances out your eyes. I like it."

 

Rarity:         

 

Rarity: "So, how about your hair care routine?"

 

Me: "Oh, I've actually been meaning to ask you about that. How do you do a ponytail?"

 

Rarity: 

 

 

Me: "I can never figure it out..."

Edited September 16, 2014 by Stellafera

[Fluttershutter 2,503]

Simply dreadful, darling! Such drab colors and no accessories at all?

Don't you have any formal attire?(finds my starfleet pajamas) Oh, is that what this is? Well it's so terribly wrinkled.