Species Relations Applications

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,154]

Officialy endorsed by Artemis.

 

"Make a thread." - Artemis

 

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What is MLPForums' Species Relations?

 

The Species Relations team is a specialized force of MLPForums users dedicated to the goal of ending species inequality and horse superiority. We're a dedicated staff that aims to help everyone be equals and have a good time on the forums.

 

"Geez, that sounds sweet! How can I join?"

 

All applicants can fill out the form below to help the Species Relations team in the fight to end speciesism and species inequality.

 

Name:

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" :

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse?"

 

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I'm looking forward to seeing all of the motivated and proud activists who are willing to join the new revolution! See you all on the political battlefield! - O~

[Proton 564]

EDIT: Oh wait it's serious.

 

Name: Proton

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" : Well, I've recently gotten into being a furry, so that's that. I can break the barriers between wolves, merseals and horses.

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse?" : I have a horse persona and a Wolf persona.

 

ccc:

Edited August 27, 2014 by Proton

[Lightwing 12,955]

lol,i'm hearing the full conversation,i should add something too

 

Name:Lightwing

 

 

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" :I can show to those speciesist ponies that othr species are also cool,and that "everypony" is a derrogatory title.

 

 

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse?"Yes,but I say "everyone",and not "everypony"

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Name: M'iaq

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" : As an android I can assist all non-orgainic life forms intigrate into the brony fandom, and I am able to communitcate in the base 42 numeric language that all androids use.

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse? I am and adroid, and as such can communicate with other non orgainic persons well.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

Ok uh I'm not entirely sure how this works, but I'd love to help, so uh... Here's my application:

 

Name:

Afterwards?

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" :

Uhhhh... By helping spread the love and equality, and stopping speciesism at its roots. Or something.

"Are you a horse or not a horse?"

I... I'm pretty sure I'm a horse, yes.

 

Did I do it right?

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

Name: Chigens

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?"

 

Kill the people who don't appreciate other species.

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse?"

 

Half-horse :|

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,154]

 

 

Name: Proton "How can you help the Species Relations team?" : I can help by destroying the barrier between subatomic particles and living things. "Are you a horse or not a horse?" : I'm a horse but I'm also not a horse. It's complicated. ccc:

 

Welcome to the team! We're always in need of good subatomic particles~! Science in da house, dawg~!

 

 

 

Name:Lightwing "How can you help the Species Relations team?" :I can show to those speciesist ponies that othr species are also cool,and that "everypony" is a derrogatory title. "Are you a horse or not a horse?"Yes,but I say "everyone",and not "everypony"

 

Welcome to the team, Lightwing! I'm always looking for good horses who don't believe in speciesism.

 

Name: M'iaq "How can you help the Species Relations team?" : As an android I can assist all non-orgainic life forms intigrate into the brony fandom, and I am able to communitcate in the base 42 numeric language that all androids use. "Are you a horse or not a horse? I am and adroid, and as such can communicate with other non orgainic persons well.

 

Welcome to the team, Maiq! It's always good to have the calculating abilities of an android around~!

 

I'm so glad to see so many new applicants~! Thanks for joining the fight~!

 

 

Ok uh I'm not entirely sure how this works, but I'd love to help, so uh... Here's my application: Name: Afterwards? "How can you help the Species Relations team?" : Uhhhh... By helping spread the love and equality, and stopping speciesism at its roots. Or something. "Are you a horse or not a horse?" I... I'm pretty sure I'm a horse, yes. Did I do it right?

 

Don't worry! We'll need good people (note : not good /horses/ or good /species/) to fight the battle against speciesism!

 

Name: Chigens "How can you help the Species Relations team?" Kill the people who don't appreciate other species. "Are you a horse or not a horse?" Half-horse :|

 

Nothing to fear! Being half a horse allows you to be two beautiful species, in one harmonized and beautifully blended mix. Everyone's beautiful just the way they are.

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

Name: Sunshower Raindrops

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse?" : I am a pony specifically a Pegasus

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" : I can turn all non ponies into ponies so the issue of different species will never exist.

 

 

 

 

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,154]

 

 

I can turn all non ponies into ponies so the issue of different species will never exist.

 

Melting pot is not what we're going for, sorry.

 

[REJECTED]

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

Name:

 

Artemoose

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" :

 

I can be everyone's hat and coat rack.

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse?"

 

Neigh.

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,154]

 

 

Name: Artemoose "How can you help the Species Relations team?" : I can be everyone's hat and coat rack. "Are you a horse or not a horse?" Neigh.

 

Hmm.. I think that.. You sound qualified as a professional coat rack.

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

Hmm.. I think that.. You sound qualified as a professional coat rack.

And as a moose, I'm a solitary creature, but also attend closely to the needs of my offspring and companions. Loyalty: ponies aren't the only ones who have it! The moose is a noble steed, indeed, strong and with a piercing gaze!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Name: The Questioner

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" : I have many powers, including, but not limited to, shapeshifting, so I can be any species with ease. I can also destroy anyone that tries to stop the team's work, hopefully that will not be needed,

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse?" DRAGON. Horses are tasty.

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,154]

Name: The Questioner "How can you help the Species Relations team?" : I have many powers, including, but not limited to, shapeshifting, so I can be any species with ease. I can also destroy anyone that tries to stop the team's work, hopefully that will not be needed, "Are you a horse or not a horse?" DRAGON. Horses are tasty.

 

Hello, applicant! We appreciate your commitment and passion to join the Species Relations team, but we do not intend on eating the "competition". As a result, we will have to send your application to our high-command's table so we can further discuss this.

 

EDIT: Welcome to the team, Questioner.

[ACCEPTED]

Edited August 27, 2014 by Otty~

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Hello, applicant! We appreciate your commitment and passion to join the Species Relations team, but we do not intend on eating the "competition". As a result, we will have to send your application to our high-command's table so we can further discuss this.

 

[PENDING]

Well, if you don't want the competition eaten, I can not eat them.

[galaxysquid 2,121]

 

Name: Wubsy

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" :

 

Defend the forums from the H.A.T.E.Rs!

(IdontknowOttytoldmetojoin) :3

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse?"

 

Is there a wrong answer?

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,154]

 

 

Name: Wubsy "How can you help the Species Relations team?" : Defend the forums from the H.A.T.E.Rs! (IdontknowOttytoldmetojoin) :3 "Are you a horse or not a horse?" Is there a wrong answer?

 

There's not actually a wrong answer. Welcome! :3

[Banul 3,831]

Name: Banul

 

How can you help the species relations team? :

I know all the illegal ninja moves from the government.

 

Are you a horse or not a horse:

Panda. Pandaren, specifically.

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,154]

 

 

Name: Banul How can you help the species relations team? : I know all the illegal ninja moves from the government. Are you a horse or not a horse: Panda. Pandaren, specifically.

 

I LOVE PANDAS! Umm..

 

I mean, you sound very qualified for the job. Welcome~!

[galaxysquid 2,121]

There's not actually a wrong answer. Welcome! :3

Good! Well, I'm a kitty... Not a horse. :3

[Ashley 2,427]

Name: Mabel Pines

 

"How can you help the Species Relations team?" : I will bedazzle everyone's faces, and make sweaters for everyone!

 

"Are you a horse or not a horse?" I'm a Mabel!

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,154]

 

 

Name: Mabel Pines "How can you help the Species Relations team?" : I will bedazzle everyone's faces, and make sweaters for everyone! "Are you a horse or not a horse?" I'm a Mabel!

 

Hm.. Sounds legit. Welcome! :DDDDD

[SCS 7,443]

Name: xxXxXxXmlgswagmsterPr0xXxXFaZexXXxXxx
 
How can you help the Species Relations team: Drop sick rhymez
 
Are you a horse or not a horse: BOTH

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,154]

 

 

Name: xxXxXxXmlgswagmsterPr0xXxXFaZexXXxXxx How can you help the Species Relations team: Drop sick rhymez Are you a horse or not a horse: BOTH

 

...

 

Sounds legit.

[SCS 7,443]

...

 

Sounds legit.

 

HIRE PLS