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What kind of rabble-rousing communist lies have you been reading?

 

Doritos do not kill people. Water does not cause tumors or evil. Keanau Reeves is not an immortal cyborg.

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I have no idea what you're asking. If you're asking about whether or not dorito's kill, then let me answer your question with a question:

 

Can corpses type?

 

Because iv'e been eating that crap forever.

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I remember when I found out doritos were kill

 

- Goes home

- Phone is ring

- I answer

- "Hello?"
- "Doritos are kill."

- "No."

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They are truely, truely kill. I once accidentally a whole Doritos. 

I did not know it was physically possible to "Dorito" i applaud you sir.

Everything gives you cancer these days.

Especially in California

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If they were, I'd be dead by now. I love my Cool Ranch Doritos. Never gonna give them up.

 

Sorry couldn't help myself. :lol:

Yeah I love cool ranch dorititos and I would hate for them to cause cancer. But since this is a joke, I think then I am perfectly fine.

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Well certainly junk food isn't good for you if that's all you eat. 

 

See that cake over there... Dump it in my mouth...  :lol:

 

/no regrets 

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And you know what's totally kill with some Doritos? Pepsi, a match made in heaven.

I feel the Pepsi now. It cools my body, so kill. The juice is loose!


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Nah, I don't think they would kill ya, even if you /only/ ate too many Doritos. They'll affect probably harm you in some other way, but I think the effects are negligible, I would say.


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