This Just In: MLP Created by Satan to Confuse Men

[Banul 3,831]

I've seen the light, my friends. I now know that MLP was created by Satan, the Illuminati, and the one world government. I now realize that all of my problems are the fault of the ponies because God said so, and also maybe chemicals in food?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCQ-RO00mhk#t=52

 

Turn away now before you are lost to hell forever!

[Frostgage 7,976]

I've been saying this all along. Now it's too late ;-;

[Phill 1,287]

The guy who made that video is a lunatic. He thinks that EVERYTHING is controlled by Satan and the illuminati. He even made a video about why yoga is satanic 

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

The ponies are not pure in the eyes of the Omnissiah, apparently.  :okiedokielokie:

 

When are people going to learn that it is just a show that is made to be enjoyed by everyone, not just girls? 

[DormantAccount 308]

If I'm ever in charge of a project for some reason, I'm going to slip in as many references to the illuminati and the like as I can in the background, just to mess with guys like this.

 

Didn't that book you adore so much say that three things abide "faith hope and love and the greatest of these is love."

 

I'll never understand people who waste their time calling anything and everything that parts from the norm "THE WORK OF SATAN!"

[Po-Nonimous 583]

I watched (and cringed through) as much of that video as I could until I reached a point where nausea began to set in and I had to turn it off.

 

As a devout and practicing Christian I'm absolutely appalled and disgusted by videos like that. Made by arrogant, self-righteous individuals who, being diluded by their own paranoia and claiming to do "God's work", these kinds of lunatics do more to harm not only the public perception of the Christian faith and it's practicioners as close-minded, dilusional, ignorant and downright crazy, but also only serve to actually persuade people to become atheists! Argh! I have to stop now. I'm too disgusted.

[BastementSparkle 20,328]

Wow...You're telling me that Satan spends his time creating colorful, cheerful cartoons that help teach good morals and the value of friendship?

 

 Sounds like a pretty cool guy to me, keep up the good work Satan.

[CandyStrike 603]

Somebody's defying gender roles?

 

 

Seriously though, I feel sad for anyone who goes through life conscientiously adhering to gender roles.  It seems like they would be missing out on a lot of things they might enjoy if they only gave it a chance.

[Sceethe 704]

my god,i love stuff like this!

 

Haven´t had such a good laugh in a while, it´s incredible how the guy in the video stays serious like that.

Edited January 27, 2015 by Sceethe

[Mr. Nutt™ 146]

I knew it! Good thing I'm protected because I made this hat, from aluminum foil!

[Tilt 286]

I saw this awhile back, I laughed so hard.

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Oh no. It was all true. I took it as conspiracy theory. Oh no, ILLUMINATI!

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[chirox the pony 1,336]

Just sent this to our evil demon overlord Lauren Faust, hopefully her words of evil will help guide us to world domination. But seriously though this video is full of sexism and homophobia, let's hope that one day this guy sees how crazy and backwards thinking he is. 

[Lordav 3,427]

Well it is all clear now isnt it?

 

 

 

 

 

[Phill 1,287]

Well it is all clear now doesnt it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow, Satan created all of that? If that's true then he's a real bro

[Nine 707]

Man, Satan's really getting petty these days isn't he? What happened to the Satan I remember? The one who rebelled against God?

 

This is some pretty half-ass work. Not even; more like a sixteenth of an ass. I might believe this plot was the work of a poorly paid demon working a temp job, but Satan himself? I dunno ..

 

If it was, evil might be on its last legs folks.

 

If anyone watched the Rainbow Dash Presents or Mentally Advanced series, this let's play is done by the guy who made those. The link I'm posting includes his commentary on what kind of evil the devil represented in the Bible, and it's pretty funny and insightful (and not crazy).

 

edit: skip to 1 minute, 44 seconds

Edited January 27, 2015 by Nine

[Clawdeen 15,532]

I needed that, haven't had a good laugh like that in awhile.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

Oh.  This isn't exactly what I thought it would be.  I was sure that the argument would have something to do with irresistible, smexy ponies and how they have successfully lured amorous males away from human women.

 

I am disappoint. :/

[EddG 554]

Celestia = The Anti-christ

I knew it.

[Mesme Rize 15,687]

 

Oh my god, this is it? It's nothing more then being some sort of a manly stereotype?

 

You know, i enjoy some stuff people would consider "manly" like Football, Wrestling, MMA and drinking Beer, but why does this now get thrown out of the window, by watching MLP? If god thinks that way, our universe is pretty badly constructed.

[Shanks 10,816]

He may be right that there are estrogen mimickers such as BPA in the environment and there are some subliminal messages in entertainment but sometimes a show is just a show and this is an example of that. The owl is indeed an illuminati symbol but it is also a symbol of knowledge that has been used by numerous cultures and civilizations for thousands of years and they likely intended the owl symbol for the latter rather than the former. We can say this and the fact that liking a show has very little to do with ones masculinity femininity or sexual preferences but someone like this has already made up their mind and will not listen no matter what. It is just another close minded asshole who thinks he knows everything so I believe the phrase "don't feed the trolls" applies here.

[catnet 9,359]

 

 

Satan is best waifu- confirmed 

[Countess Noodle 607]

 

 

why yoga is satanic 

 

 

 

My mom talked about that to me too. Apparently when you do Yoga you are praying to a Hindu god. My mom is a christian so you are either with Yahweh of with the devil. :comeatus:

[Po-Nonimous 583]

The most blatant thing that strikes me about that guy's videos is that (and this is just my opinion but it seems valid) he's forgotten one of the foundational Principles upon which all Christian faith is built:

 

1 Corinthians 13:

 

 

⁴ Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. ⁵ It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. ⁶ Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. ⁷ It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

⁸ Love never fails. ^{13 *}And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.*

 

And this, I might add, is also the biggest part of the foundational principles taught in MLP/FIM so, that being the case, how can this show be the work of Satan when all it does is actually promote Godly things in ways that everyone can accept and embrace?