Ask teh Koukatsu!

[Lightwing 12,967]

I guess I'm not the type of pony everypony should know...

B..buu...butt...but you're THE Koukatsu! The #2 in rank of the Jeric x Button's Mom fan club! The lover of Derpy and Starlight Glimmer!

 

You should be known by EVERYONE

 

Also,just to ask a question...

Muffins? :u

[Koukatsu 5,899]

B..buu...butt...but you're THE Koukatsu! The #2 in rank of the Jeric x Button's Mom fan club! The lover of Derpy and Starlight Glimmer!

 

You should be known by EVERYONE

 

Also,just to ask a question...

Muffins? :u

Muffins?! MUFFINS?! Yes.

[Yummychickenblue 301]

Are you going to Bronycon?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Are you going to Bronycon?

Unfortunately, no. I'm trying to move, and after BABS, I'm totally broke. I blew $900 USD on ponies. XD

If I do, it'll be a very last minute thing, and I definitely won't be buying much of anything while I'm there, but the odds are against even attempting it. :U

[Yummychickenblue 301]

Unfortunately, no. I'm trying to move, and after BABS, I'm totally broke. I blew $900 USD on ponies. XD

If I do, it'll be a very last minute thing, and I definitely won't be buying much of anything while I'm there, but the odds are against even attempting it. :U

Oh, ok. D:

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Oh, ok. D:

Does not compute. :U

[Yummychickenblue 301]

Does not compute. :U

Koukatsu can't open this file.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Koukatsu can't open this file.

KOUKATSU.exe has crashed. Please reboot.

[Yummychickenblue 301]

KOUKATSU.exe has crashed. Please reboot.

Does anybody know how I fix Koukatsu?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Does anybody know how I fix Koukatsu?

Koukatsu am Bender, please insert girder.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

I guess I'm not the type of pony everypony should know...

http://imgur.com/gallery/2O6AvNI

 

Where did that come from? I know I haven't been here long, but that isn't you Kou!

[Koukatsu 5,899]

http://imgur.com/gallery/2O6AvNI

 

Where did that come from? I know I haven't been here long, but that isn't you Kou!

Ye, I was just messin' around a bit. I know I'm fabulous.

TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION;

It came from a lack of questions! XP

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

If the "Unihorns" get a fan club, why don't we Pegasi make one?

Edited April 27, 2015 by CinnamonPop

[Koukatsu 5,899]

If the "Unihorns" get a fan club, why don't we Pegasi make one?

Oh my Luna, I can't believe it... You're right, where is our fan club?! I am disappoint. :c

[Koukatsu 5,899]

I love Derpy because she isn't the hero. She isn't the villain. She's nopony, which makes her everypony. She's the embodiment of the mane 6 in one. She's honest, because she only wants to help, and doesn't know what went wrong. She's loyal, she'll do her best for anypony, every time. She's funny, because, let's face it, reasons. She's generous, with her muffins and help, though some would decline either or both. She's kind, because even with ALL the crap she has to put up with, both in the show, and from the real world, her character never truly changes. And she's magic, because where once I worshipped Rarity, I can now see that Derpy is the One True Princess. Yes, I know she's fictional, and therefore cannot care about the soccermoms who had her eyes changed, and voice altered. Still. Where everypone teaches you one minor lesson, she teaches us to be helpful, and even if we fail, laugh it off, apologize, and do your best to do it right next time, in spite of any flaws you may have, that others may tease or bully you about.

Thinking back on this, I had an epiphany via Skype:

 

[12:29:57 PM] Koukatsu: Did you realize...

[12:30:02 PM] Koukatsu: Watching episode 100...

[12:30:16 PM] Koukatsu: My post about Derpy is essentially proven canon?

[12:30:28 PM] Koukatsu: ...That, and the accuracy of my tarot readings...

[12:30:35 PM] Koukatsu: I think I might be a prophet. ;D

[12:31:28 PM] Jeric: What post?

[12:32:20 PM] Koukatsu: https://mlpforums.com/blog/2260/entry-14808-why-are-you-so-crazy-about-derpy/

[12:32:34 PM] Koukatsu: I am a profit of the Muffin Lady, Derpy.

[12:34:08 PM] Jeric: (rock)

[Lightwing 12,967]

What would you say if I came up with a You x Derpy fanfic?

 

Thinking back on this, I had an epiphany via Skype:

 

 

[12:29:57 PM] Koukatsu: Did you realize...

[12:30:02 PM] Koukatsu: Watching episode 100...

[12:30:16 PM] Koukatsu: My post about Derpy is essentially proven canon?

[12:30:28 PM] Koukatsu: ...That, and the accuracy of my tarot readings...

[12:30:35 PM] Koukatsu: I think I might be a prophet. ;D

[12:31:28 PM] Jeric: What post?

[12:32:20 PM] Koukatsu: https://mlpforums.com/blog/2260/entry-14808-why-are-you-so-crazy-about-derpy/

[12:32:34 PM] Koukatsu: I am a profit of the Muffin Lady, Derpy.

[12:34:08 PM] Jeric: (rock)

>Not a question :^)

This post doesn't have anything to do with Ask a Pony, thus it will be sentenced to the Quote Portfolio thread of the Forum Lounge.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

What would you say if I came up with a You x Derpy fanfic?

>Not a question :^)

This post doesn't have anything to do with Ask a Pony, thus it will be sentenced to the Quote Portfolio thread of the Forum Lounge.

Not a question. Also, I don't have to ask myself questions. I'm omnipotent, when I'm the subject.

[Lightwing 12,967]

Your face if Derpy Hooves (the user) appears?

Not a question. Also, I don't have to ask myself questions. I'm omnipotent, when I'm the subject.

I asked you a question, you silly Kou.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

I asked you a question, you silly Kou.

You're right, I missed it.

 

What would you say if I came up with a You x Derpy fanfic?

I would celebrate you, for a time.

 

Your face if Derpy Hooves (the user) appears?

"Ohai, fake Derpy. -__-"

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Do you like Paul?

 

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Do you like Paul?

 

I am indifferent to Paul.

[Yoshikupo 302]

Chain: what kind of skills do you have in baking?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Chain: what kind of skills do you have in baking?

I'm not too shabby at it. :U

[Yoshikupo 302]

Chain: I wasn't ready for you brohoof so you hit me  I still like you but do you do that to everyone? 

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Chain: I wasn't ready for you brohoof so you hit me  I still like you but do you do that to everyone? 

Everyone who follows the rules of this thread, and includes a question in their post. :U

My brohoof criteria changes from thread to thread. :U