Hypnosparkle Fan Club

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Hypnosparkle is without a doubt the greatest member here. He hails from the mysterious land of Germany, where he battles orcs and the zombies of Prussian musketeers on his way to his day job at the local pub. Women buy HIM drinks and he starts brawls with the biggest bruisers in Brandenburg. Once he ate a piece of the Berlin Wall and didn't floss afterwards. He's also in a motorcycle gang that wears purple leather jackets and terrorizes Bavarian villages at night by blasting Slayer on their speakers.

 

He is the most badass, testosterone-filled beast to ever walk the planet Earth. Stare into his eyes and worship your king!!!

 

 

Edited April 5, 2015 by LZRD WZRD

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Hypnosparkle hypnotizes me every night.

[Mesme Rize 15,692]

Now here is a thread, i can get behind.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

With music like this, I'm in.

[Hidey 2,836]

[CC_Maud_Pie 6,431]

Hypnosparkle likes to watch movies. Like me.

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

I heard that once Hypnosparkle brought the French army to its knees by eating all of their croissants. They surrendered before the first bullet could reach his army of Westphalian conscripts.

[simba86 1,541]

I have known him since before he was hypnosparkle, he is cool