Tilt 286 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 I got the best joke. My life. 2 My pony OC If you would like to Roleplay please Private message me, I only like one on one Roleplays cause groups get overwhelming and becoming attention contests, I like to rp with people equally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1FluttershyFan 206 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 How do you grow millionaire flowers? You plant them in rich soil! Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', They hatin' I think want a job cleaning mirrors, it's something I could really see myself doing. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. - "Um... I was just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?" Fluttershy is Best Pony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitalSpark 1,830 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 What do you call a man with a wooden head? Edward. What do you call a man with three wooden heads? Edward Woodward. What do you call a man with four wooden heads? I don't know, but Edward Woodward would. ~VitalSpark~ [fimfiction] [deviantart] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordSwinton 759 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 Horrible joke... What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp... 5 Click here to boop that snoot, or here to request boops from Felix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilt 286 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 Horrible joke... What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp... Oh my god, that's so dark. my kind of humour. My pony OC If you would like to Roleplay please Private message me, I only like one on one Roleplays cause groups get overwhelming and becoming attention contests, I like to rp with people equally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineapple Bloom 511 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 I think the most terrible jokes are ones about diseases and other serious stuff. "My past does not define me, because my past is not today." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 A duck walks into a bar. He jumps on the bar stool and asks the bartender, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender replies, "No, I don't have any crackers." After a while, the duck says again, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender says, a bit louder, "No, I don't have any crackers." After another pause, the duck says again, "Do you have any crackers?" The barman, angry now, says, "If you ask me for crackers one more time, I'll nail your beak to the bar." There's a pause, then the duck says, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender screams, "NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!" So the duck says, "Well, then... Do you have any crackers?" 3 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yozer247 1,006 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there? Not susie Sig by No DDR machines were harmed in the making of this signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSelect 36 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 What did an ocean say to another ocean? Nothing. He just waved. I'm your friendly neighbourhood voice actor and singer! My Youtube Channel: Brian Random Latest Videos: Anthropology / Character Voice Reel 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilt 286 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 If Susie has 10 cakes and her friend Bethan asked to 5 cakes, how many cakes would Susie have left? 10 cakes and a dead body. 1 My pony OC If you would like to Roleplay please Private message me, I only like one on one Roleplays cause groups get overwhelming and becoming attention contests, I like to rp with people equally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pakicetus 312 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 Horrible joke... What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp... Crossing the line twice is the best worst humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twi The Totodile 200 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 I think the most terrible jokes are ones about diseases and other serious stuff. I know, disease jokes make me sick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral 1,185 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 what game does a cricket play? cricket XD Credit to Rainbowdash72 for sig credit to Ivory for the amazing avatar credit to couleur for the wallpaper if your in hell keep going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricebug 555 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 My brain is so stupid I laughed at a lot of these XD What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twi The Totodile 200 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeltor23 704 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 A terrible joke? okay There was a penguin who breathed through the anus. One day he sat down, and he died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 What is the opposite of nitrogen?Daytrogen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzecat 350 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 The meeting for the clairvoyance club was cancelled due to unforeseen events. 2 Semper ubi sub ubi Wyzecat supra omnia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 (edited) I really like Mexican jokes, but sometimes they can just cross the border. What's faster than a French man raising a white flag? A black man running from the cops. What's the difference between a South Korean and a North Korean? A North Korean works in a mineshaft extracting minerals, and a South Korean extracts minerals in Starcraft. What did the mine workers tell Hitler? "We have too many metals, Mein Führer!" If you're Hungary, where do you go? Turkey. What's the difference between a Chinese and a Japanese man? The Chinese man is hiding behind his wall, the Japanese is crashing his plane into it. What's the best way to build a microwave? Child labor in Taiwan. What did the Canadian say when he robbed a bank? "Sorry." What happens when you put a Russian and a Cuban in the same room? The Russian will start Putin, and the Cuban will flee to Miami. Why did the Chinese cancel their plans for war? They realized their guns were made in China. What did the Spanish man do to the Italian? He gave him the boot. What do you call a black man living in the UK? Not a-frican American. What's the easiest way to save money? Be Jewish. What's the easiest way to establish a democracy in your country? Have oil. What did the earthquake say to San Andreas? I Haiti over here. How do you convince your country to go to war? Employ weapons of mass distraction. Now I'm just gonna sit here and hope no one gets offended and I don't get banned for this post, lol. Edited January 21, 2015 by Admiral Regulus 4 Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamato 1,348 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 What's long and wet? Air Asia Flight 8501 This is the greatest OC of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral 1,185 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 heres one joke i know i was told to clean the toilets so i went to the poop deck. and in the toilets sat the rear admiral i told him how his week was he told me it was a sht week. Credit to Rainbowdash72 for sig credit to Ivory for the amazing avatar credit to couleur for the wallpaper if your in hell keep going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowTashie 378 January 22, 2015 Share January 22, 2015 The classic how many pikachu you can fit on a bus joke. I hate it more because my sister woke me up early one morning to tell me that. She was so proud of herself. 1 Sig tweaked to perfection by Coby! My facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bronies-Pegasisters-and-Pok%C3%A9mon-masters/901873019878238 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Punicpunch 1,688 January 23, 2015 Share January 23, 2015 Hey, hey, did you hear about the fire at the circus? It, it was... In-tents! HA! Your Resident Robot Cyberneticist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi89 5,293 January 23, 2015 Share January 23, 2015 Hm... Depends on your definition of terrible. If you mean terrible as in jokes that are so bad they're good, then I've got one for that: Why couldn't the 17 year old see the pirate movie? It was rated arr! ... I'm sorry, I'll get out now Well, depending on where you are, it might not work. In you live in the US, for example, you can see an R-rated movie if you're 17. I'm brohoofing that because I remember that joke from SpongeBob (back when it was good). ˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twi The Totodile 200 January 23, 2015 Share January 23, 2015 I'm brohoofing that because I remember that joke from SpongeBob (back when it was good). That's what I was referencing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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