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How do you grow millionaire flowers?

You plant them in rich soil!

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin', They hatin'

 

I think  want a job cleaning mirrors, it's something I could really see myself doing.

 

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.


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What do you call a man with a wooden head?

 

 

Edward.

 

 

What do you call a man with three wooden heads?

 

 

Edward Woodward.

 

 

What do you call a man with four wooden heads?

 

 

I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.

 


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Horrible joke...

 

What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout?

 

The boy scout comes home from camp...

Oh my god, that's so dark. my kind of humour.


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A duck walks into a bar. He jumps on the bar stool and asks the bartender, "Do you have any crackers?" 

The bartender replies, "No, I don't have any crackers." 

After a while, the duck says again, "Do you have any crackers?" 

The bartender says, a bit louder, "No, I don't have any crackers." 

After another pause, the duck says again, "Do you have any crackers?" 

The barman, angry now, says, "If you ask me for crackers one more time, I'll nail your beak to the bar." 

There's a pause, then the duck says, "Do you have any nails?"

The bartender screams, "NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!"

So the duck says, "Well, then... Do you have any crackers?"

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing?

 

 

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock

Whos there?

 

Not susie


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If Susie has 10 cakes and her friend Bethan asked to 5 cakes, how many cakes would Susie have left?

 

10 cakes and a dead body.

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what game does a cricket play?

cricket XD


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I really like Mexican jokes, but sometimes they can just cross the border.

 

What's faster than a French man raising a white flag? A black man running from the cops.

 

What's the difference between a South Korean and a North Korean? A North Korean works in a mineshaft extracting minerals, and a South Korean extracts minerals in Starcraft.

 

What did the mine workers tell Hitler? "We have too many metals, Mein Führer!"

 

If you're Hungary, where do you go? Turkey.

 

What's the difference between a Chinese and a Japanese man? The Chinese man is hiding behind his wall, the Japanese is crashing his plane into it.

 

What's the best way to build a microwave? Child labor in Taiwan.

 

What did the Canadian say when he robbed a bank? "Sorry."

 

What happens when you put a Russian and a Cuban in the same room? The Russian will start Putin, and the Cuban will flee to Miami.

 

Why did the Chinese cancel their plans for war? They realized their guns were made in China.

 

What did the Spanish man do to the Italian? He gave him the boot.

 

What do you call a black man living in the UK? Not a-frican American.

 

What's the easiest way to save money? Be Jewish.

 

What's the easiest way to establish a democracy in your country? Have oil.

 

What did the earthquake say to San Andreas? I Haiti over here.

 

How do you convince your country to go to war? Employ weapons of mass distraction.
 

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Now I'm just gonna sit here and hope no one gets offended and I don't get banned for this post, lol.

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heres one joke i know 

i was told to clean the toilets so i went to the poop deck.

and in the toilets sat the rear admiral 

i told him how his week was

he told me it was a sht week.


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Hm... Depends on your definition of terrible. If you mean terrible as in jokes that are so bad they're good, then I've got one for that: Why couldn't the 17 year old see the pirate movie? It was rated arr!

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I'm sorry, I'll get out now

 

Well, depending on where you are, it might not work. In you live in the US, for example, you can see an R-rated movie if you're 17.

 

I'm brohoofing that because I remember that joke from SpongeBob (back when it was good).


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