ChB 18,562 August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 Mudbriar: That’s not true. (Notice which word he didn’t use ) 1 Thanks to @Sparklefan1234 for this awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 1 minute ago, ChB said: Mudbriar: That’s not true. (Notice which word he didn’t use ) Maud Pie to Mudbriar: Sticks and stones may break my bones But you are one lame pony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChB 18,562 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 Storm King: Who’s a cute pony? 1 Thanks to @Sparklefan1234 for this awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 55 minutes ago, ChB said: Storm King: Who’s a cute pony? Grubber: I'm a cute pony! ...Wait. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggg-2 3,553 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 (edited) Twilight: My dreams were shattered years ago. Spike: How many years ago, Twi? Twilight: How old are you? Edited August 21, 2019 by ggg-2 2 Don't be a nerd. Join the herd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChB 18,562 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, ggg-2 said: Twilight: My dreams were shattered long ago. Spike: How long ago, Twi? Twilight: How old are you? Maud Pie: OHHHHHHHHHH!!! BUUUUUURN!!! 1 Thanks to @Sparklefan1234 for this awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 Princess Celestia: Bring me the one they call @Totally Lyra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 21, 2019 Author Share August 21, 2019 Discord: The deal is off Twilight. Twilight Sparkle: Why? Discord: I would rather be a statue than stand being in Fluttershy's house for one more sec. She keeps animals in there. It's complete chaos and not the good kind. It smells like a barnyard married a back alley pet seller and it was a mistake. Twilight Sparkle: I've always been a good friend to Spike. Spike: Not when you locked me in that cage in the dark cold basement for days. Twilight Sparkle: I told you that if you burned anything, you would get a time out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 Queen Novo: I'm not a very good swimmer. Fluttershy: That's ok. I'm not the best flier either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLPForLife 55 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 Rainbow Dash: “I am like 0% cooler” This is not a insult Rainbow Dash this is just for this question. Pinkie Pie: “Why do you want me to celebrate your B-Day anyway. Party’s are just lame.” Again this is not a insult Pinkie Pie. Fluttershy: “I HATE ANIMALS! THERE DISGUSTING!” ‘Sorry Fluttershy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 Trixie: @ChB isn't *really* a sponge, is he? Twilight Sparkle: ChB is "The Bringer of Bacon". Pinkie Pie: Don't forget "The Keeper of the Calendar". Trixie: Trixie had NO IDEA one sponge could have SO MUCH responsibility. Talk about somepony who's "Great and Powerful". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt 11,021 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 Big Macintosh: "Yes." 2 Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,315 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 "I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!" - Maud Pie 2 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 2 hours ago, cuteycindyhoney said: "I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!" - Maud Pie For some reason, I read that as Maud in her deadpan voice, and it totally worked for me... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 August 21, 2019 Share August 21, 2019 13 hours ago, Prospekt said: Big Macintosh: "Yes." Big Macintosh: I don't care either way, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 23, 2019 Author Share August 23, 2019 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: It's the elements of harmony. Rainbow Dash you have the element of loyalty. Rainbow Dash: That's lame. I'm only loyal to myself, my family, Scootaloo, and the Wonderbolts. I don't owe any of you my loyalty. Twilight Sparkle: Um, we can work on that later. Rarity you have the element of generosity. Rarity: I don't care about giving charity to the peasants. Twilight Sparkle: Another one to work on also. Applejack you have the element of honesty. Applejack: You're kidding. I cut corners and get around regulations everyday for profit. Twilight Sparkle: So we'll need to learn some business ethics. Pinkie Pie you have the element of laughter. Pinkie Pie: Why? Is it because you think I'm some clown here to amuse you for your entertainment? Twilight Sparkle: Someone has self esteem issues. Fluttershy you have the element of kindness. Rainbow Dash: Hello. Have you seen Fluttershy's house? Fluttershy: She right. I horde animals against their will. Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Another problem pony to fix. I have the element of magic. Applejack: Typical of any unicorn that does magic. Rarity: Seriously, Twilight. Have some decency to not stereotype us unicorns. Twilight Sparkle: *Sigh.* Edited August 23, 2019 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 August 23, 2019 Share August 23, 2019 Twilight Sparkle: I just can't wait to be Queen! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,203 August 25, 2019 Share August 25, 2019 (edited) TV guy: Deep within bleak and abysmal swamp. Hidden beneath it's murky waters lays the headquarters of the most sinister villains of all time. A Legion of Doom!. oh sorry, the wrong show. Edited August 25, 2019 by R.D.Dash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 26, 2019 Author Share August 26, 2019 Rainbow Dash: My big wedding day is coming up. Fluttershy, is your brother attending? Fluttershy: Oh no, Zephyr Breeze said he was going to skip it and.....hang around some where else. Rainbow Dash: That's odd. Twilight said the same thing about Spike when Rarity got married and we haven't heard from him since. Twilight Sparkle: Oh I'm sure he'll return one day. Rainbow Dash: It's been two years. Twilight Sparkle: Years are like minutes to dragons because they live a very long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 August 28, 2019 Share August 28, 2019 "If I have to say "Yay!" one...more...time!" - Fluttershy, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,203 August 28, 2019 Share August 28, 2019 (edited) Princess Celestia: as for Cozy Glow I can assure you that where she is going she wouldn't be causing any more trouble. Random pony wearing lab coat: Here is a bright idea, how about you don't put egomaniac children with psychotic power-hungry magic absorbing centaurs from Tartarus and then leave them unguarded until season 9 starts Celestia: Damn you are right, teleports Cozy Glow to Twilight. Celestia: Here you go Twilight, she is now your responsibility and this time please not be so gullible. Twilight: But... But... Edited August 28, 2019 by R.D.Dash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 30, 2019 Author Share August 30, 2019 (edited) Rainbow Dash: At the Gala, I'm going to impress the Wonderbolts and they'll have to let me in. Rarity: In short, Rainbow Dash is saying she's going to shortcut her way in by singling out one of the Wonderbolts and personally impress them for the night. Pinkie Pie: Talk about bow chika wow wow. Rainbow Dash: Exactly. Pinkie Pie gets it. Twilight Sparkle: Well this is the end. I've been very happy to have been with all of you. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie I will always remember you all as you've helped me make real friends. Good bye, my imaginary friends. Smolder: Why are you picking on Spike? Garble: It's because as a believer of dragons being with only dragons, Spike's attraction for ponies is disgusting and if consummated would lead to an abomination of nature that should never exist. Smolder: I can't argue with that. Spike: You're kidding. Ember help me out. Ember: I have nothing to say except, you disgust me Spike. Edited August 30, 2019 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 August 30, 2019 Share August 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Singe said: Smolder: Why are you picking on Spike? Garble: It's because as a believer of dragons being with only dragons, Spike's attraction for ponies is disgusting and if consummated would lead to an abomination of nature that should never exist. Smolder: I can't argue with that. Spike: You're kidding. Ember help me out. Ember: I have nothing to say except, you disgust me Spike. Spike: How do you feel about Griffons then? You know, just curious.... <shuffles feet> 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 31, 2019 Author Share August 31, 2019 Rainbow Dash: Discord was faking this whole time. Discord: Oh don't act so surprised Rainbow Dash. I'm just following what you do with what's his name Wonderbolts friend of yours. Rainbow Dash: *Shocked.* Iron Will: Are you sick of being wimpy? Fluttershy: Yes. Iron Will: Then take steroids! Applejack: Sweet Celestia! What happened to you two? Flim: We cheated that minotaur of his cut. Flam: And he went for broke... Flim and Flam: On our backs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,690 August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 Angel Bunny: Yay! (Like, Fluttershy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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