Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[Sparklefan1234 172,116]

_____ is Best Princess! 

[The MegaBrony 219]

Daring Do at the start of the final season: For the next 26 weeks, I am writing "Daring Do and Equestria's Final Friendship Battle", my biggest book ever.

 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

1 hour ago, The MegaBrony said:

Daring Do at the start of the final season: For the next 26 weeks, I am writing "Daring Do and Equestria's Final Friendship Battle", my biggest book ever.

Twi: Pinkie? Why are you packing your things?

Pinkie: We only have a season and a half left; I am moving in with Flutters over in Discord's realm, but you lot are toast.

[Sci-Twi 15]

Twilight Sparkle: I’m going to start a garden today!

Applejack: I need to get some of the latest trends

Fluttershy: I’m going to go on a blind date!

Rainbow dash: I’m going to memorize the dictionary in under 15 seconds!

Rarity: I need to become one with THE PIGS!

Pinke pie: I need to start collecting rocks with Maud!

[Flutterstep 47,101]

Rainbow: Oh my gosh! Fluttershy is so cute! 

Fluttershy: I only use you girls because I'm too shy to make proper friends. 

Rarity: Just put any old thing on. Who cares? 

[Singe 2,111]

Pinkie Pie: Twilight I need you to do me a favor. I have this party coming up and I need you to come out of a cake while wearing pieces this edible outfit that Rarity is making.

Twilight Sparkle: First off no, and why?

Pinkie Pie: My client requested a princess of friendship in a cake and I pinkie promised to deliver. Besides, you owe us for helping you out with this school.

Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, fine.

 

Fluttershy (Season 1): So um today is study hall and you can all um talk among yourselves while I um sit over here out of the way.

 

[The MegaBrony 219]

Starlight (The Cutie Remark): Ooo hahaha, you have nothing to threaten me with, Twilight! Nothing to do with all your magical strength!

[Izel 42]

Chrysalis:I want to be Starlight's best friend

Nightmare moon:I am totally a morning person 

Pinkie pie:I hate life

Apple Jack: I am allergic to apples

Twilight:I'm gonna get rid of my horn I hate it.

Rainbow dash:I like being slow and reading books about being slow

Twilight:LETS BURN THE LIBARY DOWN MWAHAHAHA

Celestia:Destroy the elements of harmony 

Edited July 4, 2018 by Izel

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

Twilight: Son of a Mare!!!

Spike: *GASP* You just sweared Twilight!

 

Applejack: I’m sick of apples,let’s go kill a cow or somethin’

[Singe 2,111]

Starlight Glimmer: I can use magic to compel you to do anything I want. Anything.

 

Discord: I wasn't fond of Celestia when she had me in her aviary while imprisoned as a statue and I was cleaned only once a year.

 

Rainbow Dash: Wonderbolts are strictly forbidden from eating beans. An entire squad was wiped out because one Pegasus thought they could get a speed boost.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Nightmare Moon.

Rainbow Dash: She's stinking with evil.

Nightmare Moon: How dare you!

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, stop agitating her.

 

Starlight Glimmer: So you want me to use magic to change you from a dragon to the most handsome unicorn that Rarity wouldn't be able to keep herself off of?

Spike: Yes, that's the plan.

 

Spike: The winters were cold and food was running out. Some ponies resorted to cannibalism.

Twilight Sparkle: Who added that to the Hearth's Warming script?

 

[Lunar Glow 676]

On 7/4/2018 at 8:43 AM, Thorgir the Mighty said:

Applejack: I’m sick of apples,let’s go kill a cow or somethin’

I laughed out loud at this one. 

[Singe 2,111]

Twilight Sparkle: I will never get that achievement of making a friend without getting them angry.

 

Rainbow Dash: Ohhhhhhhh. I made a bad decision of drinking expired apple cider, but I still don't regret it.

 

Scootaloo: I have great news, Rainbow Dash is staying at my place for a sleepover.

Applebloom: You do know that the bank repossessed her home, right?

Scootaloo: I don't care. Finally, I can be held...

Applebloom: I'm out of here.

 

Starlight Glimmer: Come on it was just one cigarette.

Applejack: One, you lit it up around my apple trees and burned down an entire section.

 

Rainbow Dash: You really like to hang out with me a lot. Where's your parents anyway?

Scootaloo: They're around somewhere. Mainly as ghosts.

 

[cmarston1 5,959]

Queen Chrysalis: What could you possibly know about friendship?

Thorax: Apparently more than you clod!

[Luigi 7,870]

(Fluttershy is out at the Rainforest on the Island where Daring Do first met Ahuizotl helping the research team comfort the local animals when news arrives of an old superstion about a monster from another world named Mathra)

Fluttershy: Um, excuse me, Professor, but that...... thing took my pet rabbit Angel last night. 

Professor: Fluttershy, Mathra is just an old superstition. There's a simple explanation for what's happening here, and I think I know what it is. Tomorrow, you and I will set off to find the two keys to the ancient city. Then we will...

Researcher: EVERYPONY TAKE COVER NOW!!!!!

(Everypony goes into cover except Fluttershy, who tries to send it away with her stare, but fails and is taken)

Professor: He just took Fluttershy! You there! Send an urgent letter to Princess Celestia! We need backup!

(To be continued)

Edited July 7, 2018 by Totally Dashie

[Will Guide 21,362]

Just now, Totally Dashie said:

(Fluttershy is out at the Rainforest on the Island where Daring Do first met Ahuizotl helping the research team comfort the local animals when news arrives of an old superstion about a monster from another world named Mathra)

Fluttershy: Um, excuse me, Professor, but that...... thing took my pet rabbit Angel last night. 

Professor: Fluttershy, Mathra is just an old superstition. There's a simple explanation for what's happening here, and I think I know what it is. Tomorrow, you and I will set off to find the two keys to the ancient city. Then we will...

Researcher: EVERYPONY TAKE COVER NOW!!!!!

(Everypony goes into cover except Fluttershy, who tries to send it away with her stare, but fails and is taken)

Professor: He just took Fluttershy! You there! Send an urgent letter to Princess Celestia! We need backup!

(To be continued)

I know that dialog. Isn't that from the opening scene to the ClueFinders 3rd Grade PC game? Your Daddy grew up with that game!

My turn:

The ROC: Why does everyone think I eat dragons?

 

I just put them out of their future misery.

[Luigi 7,870]

20 minutes ago, Wholly Windcharger said:

I know that dialog. Isn't that from the opening scene to the ClueFinders 3rd Grade PC game? Your Daddy grew up with that game!

My turn:

The ROC: Why does everyone think I eat dragons?

 

I just put them out of their future misery.

Yup. So much nostalgia. (Dang, I just can't say Yup like Uncle Big Mac)

[Lonk Chase 255]

Any line joking about a pony's presentation confusing what gender they are. Think of men who have long hair and how some people go "Is he a guy or a gal?"

Hasbro does not want to test their luck against the progressive (with or without air-quotes) side of the fan base.

[Singe 2,111]

Rainbow Dash: Really, Applejack? You just ruined the concert! Hey, if anybody asks, 'Who ruined the concert?' tell 'em Applejack did!

 

 

[TransitPony 238]

Lightning Dust: Hey Rainbow Crash, I'm doing much better that ever before. I'm faster that you and those loser Wonderbolts! 

Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah? I can't wait to beat your butt in a race. I'll go hard if that's what you want!  

Sonic: Not if I have anything to say about it. 

Lightning Dust: YOU! 

Sonic: Yeah, I'll beat the both of yous at the end of the finish. 

Rainbow Dash: Really Sonic? Really? Well I don't mind cuz this keeps getting better! 

Lightning Dust: Let's see what the other ponies say about you! 

To be continued... 

 

[cmarston1 5,959]

After Rollercoaster of Friendship:

Rarity: Honestly after all that has happened these past few months, I could use a vacation.

Applejack: Let's do it! Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us.  Anywhere you want.

Rarity: Really?  Okay... I have always wanted to see what Equestria is like.

Applejack: Sounds perfect.

[InvertedApostrophe 57]

On 7/5/2015 at 3:04 PM, WelshPony said:

Zecora not speaking in rhyme.

 

[Singe 2,111]

Rarity: But whining makes it feel better!

 

Applejack ghost: They're old ponies. You must be careful.

Rainbow Dash: Shut your wonkin’ hole, Applejack!

Granny Smith: Poor girl lost her mind, she's yelling at clouds. Not that I blame her for wanting to tell Applejack to shut it.

 

Starlight Glimmer: All you had to do is prance your pony two L's to the right, and you would've had it! Now why do I yell this stuff out if nobody's gonna listen?!

 

Student: *Points to Starlight Glimmer.* What am I supposed to learn from that PSYCHO?! If that's the kind of friend I'm supposed to be, then you got the wrong freshman!

[Singe 2,111]

Starlight Glimmer: I'm going to rip this spell apart.

Twilight Sparkle: Please you can't do that.

Starlight Glimmer: Do you seriously think I'm buying your 'the world is doomed because I'm the cliche chosen one' trope.

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know why I was chosen but a lot ponies will suffer if you rip apart that time spell.

Starlight Glimmer: After all this, you ruining my life and this chosen one world is doomed revelation. I've made a decision......*bleep* the world. *Rips apart the spell.*

Spoiler

Twilight wakes up from a nightmare as an Earth Pony in G5.

 

Twilight Sparkle: I'm the princess of friendship and will start a school to teach friendship..

Spike: That doesn't make any sense. You barely talk with anyone outside your circle unless you're giving them commands or yelling at them.

 

Applejack: Look at that Twilight is an alicorn princess of friendship. Sheesh. Like we needed another egotist in the group.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, how did you end up in jail?

Fluttershy: I petted an animal when they said no.

 

Zephyr Breeze: Look at you Rainbow Dash. I have bed sheets matching your rainbow colors and a pillow case with you all tied up.

Rainbow Dash: Please Fluttershy, I'm begging you to let me put him out of our misery.

 

Fluttershy: Opal has told me you've thrown her out the window several times.

Rarity: She brought this on herself.

Edited July 14, 2018 by Singe

[Luigi 7,870]

Twilight Velvet: So it's true, Cadance. Shining Armor proposed to you, and you said "yes?"

Princess Cadance: Yes. I would really feel safe with him as my prince.

Shining Armor: Wait until Twilight hears about this.

Twilight Velvet: Cadance, darling, would you like to see some of Shining Armor's baby pictures?

(Shining Armor starts blushing really badly)

[Will Guide 21,362]

Spike: Now that I have wings, I can ditch these ponies and go live elsewhere.