Singe 2,111 September 3, 2015 Author Share September 3, 2015 (edited) Discord: You don't want to make a deal with the spirit of chaos, because my PRICES ARE INSANE! Pinkie Pie: I might be willing to trade if you give me that big gooey candy bar with nuts in your pocket. Applejack: With all the disasters that hit Ponyville this year, the church just gave up and closed its doors. Prince Rutherford: I'm really sorry for beating the drums of war, Princess Celestia. My father was not pleased about what happened saying, "You stupid yak! You make me look bad!" and he gored me a new one. Pinkie Pie: I'm banned from all the casinos. Fluttershy: My real identity is that I'm a long lost princess who has seven dwarves as her servants. Rainbow Dash: Doc, you gotta help me. I have so much tension that my wings can't stop sticking up and getting stiff when Spitfire says nice things to me or touches me. Spike: Why don't you just lie down and relax while my dragon claws do the job. Rainbow Dash: Math is stupid. Ponies only need to learn 1 as the only number and that I am number one. Applejack: I hope anyone doesn't mind if I kick back and take a swig of my homemade drink. The kind of drink that would make anyone looping and probably sick to point of vomiting. It's probably illegal because... Twilight Sparkle: Applejack I don't care. Just shut up and drink you stupid Appleshine. Edited September 4, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 September 5, 2015 Author Share September 5, 2015 (edited) Spike: I'm actually Twilight's former boyfriend trapped in the form of a baby dragon. Maud Pie: Pinkie Pie and I have a lot of repressed memories about our father. Fluttershy: You know Rainbow Dash, you should have just picked a pet that didn't need to hibernate. Rainbow Dash: Do you think Maud Pie would be interested in a relationship other than a rock? Edited September 5, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,363 September 5, 2015 Share September 5, 2015 Discord: You don't want to make a deal with the spirit of chaos, because my PRICES ARE INSANE! Actually, he might say something like that. By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles 2,512 September 6, 2015 Share September 6, 2015 Twilight: "It's the f***ing Catalina Wine Mixer!" ~ Miles 1 ~ Rise And Rise Again, Until Lambs Become Lions ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Echo 10,335 September 6, 2015 Share September 6, 2015 Celestia: I've done it this time Luna, I've banished EVERYTHING to the Moon! Luna: (Hoofpalm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,363 September 6, 2015 Share September 6, 2015 Celestia: I've done it this time Luna, I've banished EVERYTHING to the Moon! Luna: (Hoofpalm) Celestia: "AND I've caused a banana shortage!" 2 By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tapfire 92 September 6, 2015 Share September 6, 2015 Vinyl: *Insert Words Here* Muffins/Derpy/Ditzy/???: I'd love a cupcake! Muffins are just a little outdated Angel Bunny: *Insert Anything Nice Here* Twilight Sparkle: Those Books? No thankyou, you can keep them. Spike: No Twilight!"Shining Armor: *Insert anything that does not contain "Twily!" Chryssi: *Insert Anything that does not contain adorable evil giggling* OC's: Tapfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 September 9, 2015 Author Share September 9, 2015 (edited) Rainbow Dash: We could go after Twilight Sparkle to look for the Elements of Harmony, or we could let her distract Nightmare Moon while we work on a way to blow up the moon. Pinkie Pie: With no moon, she'll just be Nightmare. Rainbow Dash: Exactly. I also have some personal issues with that sicko who keeps me up at night with his light and always watching what I do. Rarity: Darling, no pony is going to be interested in skinny legs. You need to eat and put some meat on those flanks. Sweetie Belle: One time I had a nightmare and tried to sleep in Rarity's bed, but she made me sleep next to Opal. The scratches still hurts. Scootaloo: During the winter Rainbow Dash invited me to sleep over at her place for the entire season. She let me sleep in her bed, since she only has one bed. Apple Bloom: What was it like? Scootaloo: *Blush* She just hugged, nuzzled, and kissed me a lot. Sweetie Belle: I think she only did it because Tank... Scootaloo: Don't ruin this for me. Edited September 9, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucario14 26 September 9, 2015 Share September 9, 2015 Celestia: Oh no a powerful enemy. Hmm let's give twilight a rest this time and combine our true powers to take care of the threat ourselves. Luna: Say no more fam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20_cooler 122 September 9, 2015 Share September 9, 2015 'Let me get my phone, I'll look it up...' (Equestria Girls not included) Big thankyou to PucksterV for this awesome Signature X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnknownFry 169 September 9, 2015 Share September 9, 2015 Who is up for some book burning?-- Twilight Sparkle That is too much elegance for my liking-- Rarity Apples? I hate apples!-- Applejack Smiling is overated.-- Pinkie Pie Winning isn't everything-- Rainbow Dash Kill the wabbit!-- Fluttershy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenP 106 September 13, 2015 Share September 13, 2015 Rainbow Dash: "Gotta go at a reasonable speed!" Discord: "Friendship is for ponyfags." Every character ever: "Well, damnit." "Life's hard, shouldn't you be, too?" - Markiplier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artimis Whooves 1,576 September 13, 2015 Share September 13, 2015 Cheerlie: I'm pregnant... Big macintosh: What, how? Cheerlie: Hearts & hooves day, behind that tree... Big macintosh: I'm gonna need a paternity test... Avatar by me, I'm finally okay at drawing x3 If you like helping peeps, you should check out GoG! [ clicking the picture takes you there ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,993 September 13, 2015 Share September 13, 2015 No character ever is going to say the word "murder". Rainbow Dash: "Gotta go at a reasonable speed!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmexyAnimatronic 78 September 13, 2015 Share September 13, 2015 Fluttershy: I don't wanna be a tree Sig by Ciel PURPLE GUY IS MEH HUSBANDO <3 Also Messyourself. Ticci toby. BEN drowned. Fman122. wow i have a lot of husbandos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally Ducklett 181 September 13, 2015 Share September 13, 2015 Hmmmm... RD: "I just want to join the Wonderbolts because I'm hot for Spitfire. I MEAN, Soarin! Totally Soarin..." Quack. Totally a Ducklett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 September 13, 2015 Author Share September 13, 2015 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: One time, Spike ate chocolate and nearly died while totally spewing all over the floor. He was a dog in that other world. Rarity: Look at that girl, showing off her flank like she owns the place. Granny Smith: When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes mixed into every apple recipe for everyone to eat. Then, I'll have the last laugh. Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, I'm conflicted about the magic of friendship. What makes me special about the whole friendship thing? I feel really awkward acting like discovering friendship as an amazing thing, when everyone else has been doing it for centuries. Why is there even a need for a Princess of Friendship when any pony with the heart can make friends? You could have just trained some diplomats. Why am I using friendship magic to forcefully subdue our enemies without even trying to use our words? Celestia: Uh....I got nothing. Edited September 13, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlinkZ 1,151 September 13, 2015 Share September 13, 2015 Spike: Rarity yesterdays mare Applebloom to Diamond tira: take your cutie makr and shove it were the sun don't shine Zubric(fimfiction) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 September 14, 2015 Author Share September 14, 2015 (edited) Pinkie Pie: I'm going to totally blow your minds all over the walls, because I strapped bombs to your heads. Applejack: I have the element of Honesty. Everything that comes out of this mouth is the truth. So there is no such thing as gravity. Now if you excuse me, while I go nail down all the livestock and tell some ponies they owe me money. Fluttershy: Isn't keeping other animals especially ones that talk kinda like slavery? Applejack: Shhhhh! I don't want you to start filling their heads with those ideas. Mayor Mare: May I have your attention, fillies and gentlecolts. Mmmmmh, I bet there are some real gentle colts out there. I see you over there. If you're available, see me later. Now on to the real announcement, I'm raising food taxes. Edited September 17, 2015 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 September 14, 2015 Share September 14, 2015 Oh wow this topic is hilarious...I've got to join in!Twilight: Books make my brain hurt. I think I'm gonna stick to television and rot my brain.Rarity: I'm going to see how long I can go without a bath to see how strong I smell! Won't smelling like a stallion make me even sexier?Fluttershy: BUCK YOU ANGEL!!! I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE!!! MAKE YOUR OWN CELESTIADAMN SALAD!!!Rainbow Dash: I think I need to get in touch with my feminine side. I'm gonna go try on some make up and lipstick and maybe some extra pink frilly dresses.Applejack: Being a country girl sucks. I wish I was hot and sexy like Rarity.Pinkie Pie: I'm just gonna go stare at some walls and watch some paint and cement dry. I wanna have a boring time.Celestia: I do so love planning executions. Who dies next today?Maud: I'm so happy!!! I feel like bouncing off the walls today!!! =D 1 The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 September 15, 2015 Author Share September 15, 2015 (edited) Queen Chrystalis: There was more to Shining Armor that I drained than just his magic. Rainbow Dash: Listen here, you think you can handle me? I'm Rainbow flashing Dash! Fluttershy: Okay, I can role play. I'm a cat. Kitty wants some milk. Mew. Random Colt: Hey, Twilight. You remember when that Ursa Minor attacked last year? I was in the barn that night. Thanks, for the best night ever. Tree Hugger: Applejack, your apple trees have told me that they hate you for kicking them all the time. Applejack: Then how am I suppose to get the apples? Just ask them? Tree Hugger: Yes. Applejack: *Sigh.* Apple tree please drop your best apples. *Wait.* Nothing happened. Tree Hugger: Well of course nothing happen, they've unionized and are on strike. Edited September 17, 2015 by Singe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,363 September 15, 2015 Share September 15, 2015 Queen Chrystalis: There was more to Shining Armor that I drained than just his magic. Cadance officially got rekt, m8. By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkly SteamGear 110 September 15, 2015 Share September 15, 2015 Derpy: "I hate muffins. ewwww" Applejack:"I hate apples. ewwwww" Twilight: "I hate books. ewwwww" Fluttershy: "I hate animals. ewwwww" Rarity: "I hate fashion. ewwwww" Rainbow Dash: "I hate winning. ewwwww" Pinkie Pie: "I hate all of you" 1 My OC, Darkly: https://mlpforums.co...r-shorter-r8831 My secondary OC, Junkers: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/junkers-wingbane-r9084 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 September 16, 2015 Author Share September 16, 2015 Cherry Jubilee: If you and your friends are interested in more work. I do run a side business where you can meet some ecstatic genticolt patrons. Rarity: I feel so used, like a single dirty rag that Applejack's family uses to bath. Pinkie Pie: When I pull this lever the floor will drop and you will have about ten second to chew through your ropes to survive. However, the ropes are made of black licorice. *Evil laugh.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle_Bolt 40 September 17, 2015 Share September 17, 2015 Applejack: My parents are alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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