Mongo 45 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 (edited) *Pinkie in a 50 Shades voice* Pinkie Pie: Come Cheese. I want to show you my room of pleasures.... *Cheese shocked and aroused at a room full of cupcakes whooping cushions and party cannons* Cheese Sandwich: And that kids is how I met your mother... Edited July 8, 2019 by Mongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,722 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 Cheerilee: Okay everypony class dismissed. Teacher needs her gin and tonic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 Smash Announcer: Luigi WINS! Twilight: That wasn’t fair! You pushed me into the Chimera! Rainbow Dash: And in the last fight you got blown off stage by a tree, the one before you fell off a rotating stage caused by Kraid. Applejack: And half an hour ago you got devastated by a lava wave. Twilight: I just probably wasn’t born to play Super Smash Bros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,564 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 Cheerilee: Okay everypony class dismissed. Teacher's voice actor needs to do the Princess Celestia now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 (edited) Mayor Sunny Skies: I purposely wanted to keep Hope Hollow grey and hopeless and never cared for Petunia Petals Edited July 8, 2019 by Will Guide A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 Twilight: Oh, Applejack and Fluttershy! How did the mission go? (Both Applejack and Fluttershy tilt their heads) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 Celestia: Luna, why don't you find yourself a good Colt? Luna: Oh sister I have! Lots! Why do you think the dry cleaner and laundromat are so busy in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Mongo said: Celestia: Luna, why don't you find yourself a good Colt? Luna: Oh sister I have! Lots! Why do you think the dry cleaner and laundromat are so busy in the morning? Luna: Half the young stallions in Equestria fanasize about me every night... sometimes twice or three times per night, if I am lucky.... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,722 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 Rarity: What you need darling is a mullet! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 (edited) *Sugar Belle points to Cherilee* Sugar Belle: She faked it.... But I didn't Biiiiiiiiiig Mac.... Edited July 8, 2019 by Mongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 July 8, 2019 Share July 8, 2019 Trixie: I got a nuke coming in. It's gonna blow in less than a minute. And I know just where to put it. (catches the nuke and throws it at the alien mothership, destroying the ship and shutting down all the aliens) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 (edited) Celestia: Twilight I was waiting for your friendship lesson last night but it looks like Spike sent me something else, his wish list for Hearth's Warming by mistake... *Giggles* Twilight: I'm so sorry princess! I will tell you what I learned about friendship now since we are here together today. Celestia: Oh thank you Twilight! That won't be necessary. But please tell Spike that he cannot have Adagio, Aria and Sonata brought back to Equestria so he can eat jewels with Pinkie Pie's cupcake frosting off their "hot scales" out of spite for Rarity turning him down for a date. *Loud chuckles from the princesses.* Edited July 9, 2019 by Mongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,605 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 Cadence: Shiny, I'm polyamorous. Shining: ...You're the Princess of Love, remember? I figured it was pretty obvious. I was wondering if we could discuss our boundaries now that the cat's outta the bag. Cadence: ...Well, I've been discussing some terms with Chrysalis... Shining: Uhhhh...I have Royal Guard recruits to train! *runs out of the room in a panic* Official Discordian pope. Known as Miss Kallixti Oddball to the enlightened.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 *Joe snores, dreaming about his donut shop. Walking into the back to the baker's table* *Sees Luna sprawled out on the table* Luna: Hey Joe.... I want you to glaze me like one of your donuts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt 11,018 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 Pinkie Pie: Hey Applejack! Applejack!!!! Applejack! *nudges over and over again* Applejack: Yes? Pinkie Pie: What iffffff... and this is just a teensy weensy theory... *starts speaking extremely fast* there'sanotherworldjustliketheoneTwilightwenttoacoupletimeswiththesecoolcreaturesthatstandupontwolegsexceptinthisworldyouandIarecombinedintoonebeautifulcreaturecalledAndreaLibmanwhospecializesintalkingintoamicrophoneforhoursandhoursANNNNNNNDit'sreallycoolbecausethere'sALSOonecalledAshleighBallthat'sacombinationofbothyouandRainbowDash!!!!!!!!!!! Applejack: Uhhh can you repeat the part about the, uh, ummm... what now? Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1 Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 Bow Hot Hoof: HEY!!!! ZEPHYR BREEZE!!!! Zephyr Breeze: Wha wha wha what is it Hot Hoof? Hot Hoof: You lay one hoof on Rainbow Dash, as her FATHER, IMMA KICK YOUR ASS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 (edited) Zephyr Breeze: My sister is extremely shy, so I am helping her to publish manga she likes to draw. Fluttershy: my brother is very helpful, I was never being brave enough to talk to other ponies. Edited July 9, 2019 by R.D.Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 Rainbow Dash: That pool needs to be 20 percent cooler! Garble: It's a lava pool! Why would we want it colder?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 23 minutes ago, Mongo said: Rainbow Dash: That pool needs to be 20 percent cooler! Garble: It's a lava pool! Why would we want it colder?! Fluttershy: Um, because it's stealing that heat from the hatching grounds? 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kaeya Simp 13,989 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 any character "N*****" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,722 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 Luna: Buck watching over their dreams tonight. I'm having a sandwich. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 Princess Celestia & Twilight Sparkle: "Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,Take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake,Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make,Bacon pancaaake!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 Sweetie Belle: I know that cats are inquisitive by nature, Opalescence. And I know that this is your home as well as mine, BUT STAY OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 July 9, 2019 Share July 9, 2019 (edited) Sunset Shimmer: This is really embarrassing for me to ask, but did Twilight really never learned how to delegate? Mane 5: Unfortunately yes. Edited July 9, 2019 by R.D.Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 10, 2019 Share July 10, 2019 Celestia: I can't believe I had another dream last night with Sombra! And you were there too! Luna: of course I was! Who do you think asked me to video tape?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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