Could you turn down Princess Celestia?

[Steve Piranha 29,476]

I wouldn't turn down a beautiful mare as her, but I would be confused at first because I'm being asked by someone out of the league by most people

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Sadly, I will decline.. T^T It'll make me happy, but if I have to go on a date, I want Twilight! <3 <3         

[Buck Testa 5,505]

"P....Princess...you know I'm gay right?" 

 

"wha?"
 

"Like, Really gay, like, absolutely not into any female in any kind of way kind of gay" 

 

"Oh....phooey, wan't to go cruising for dudes then?" 

 

"WOULD I ! " 

 

That's pretty much how I picture that going down

[zombienixon 330]

I'm not getting into a relationship with a horse. I'm not from that part of the South.

[Twi The Totodile 200]

There are way too many things wrong with that situation for me not to turn her down.

Besides, if a horse goddess is asking an ordinary human girl out on a date she's obviously gone crazy or something.

[[NULL] 907]

I probably would turn her down since I'm not into elderly women.

[Commissar Alexer 763]

>Not interested in Celestia

>Not interested into Horses

 

[Durandal 623]

I would find it extremely unlikely that would happen, not to mention the events preceding it. However, since this is clearly hypothetical I'll bite.

 

I have absolutely no clue. She's thousands of years old, meaning there is an absurd age gap. Regardless of whether she's actually a demigod or simply a very long-lived organism, she's also an entirely different species. Of course, if I'm living in Equestria any notion of normality is thrown out the window.

 

Most importantly, she's the sovereign of an entire nation - I'd inevitably end up serving some role in its government. I'm not sure if I'd be cut out for that line of work, or that I'd be interested in pursuing it. There are also the political ramifications of her love for an extraterrestrial. I am very much an interloper in Equestrian society, and more than a couple might take offense to our relationship. It might even lead to foreign relations deteriorating. I could be the target of assassination attempts!

 

I guess I'd try, though it would be incredibly awkward at first.

 

I would implore her, while crying of course, to whip me good afterwards. Washing me away from even thinking I was worthy of her godly embrace. By the way, she would have to strangle me too, just a little. Because, after all, I need to be reminded of my absolute worthlessness.

I'd also like to wear a collar, if all possible, with a leash bound to her necklace. Crawling on all fours, so she could use me whenever she pleases.

 

And call her "mom" Not trying to be picky here, although I wouldn't mind some further punishment for this audacity.

 

 

I'm not getting into a relationship with a horse. I'm not from that part of the South.

 

Then what part of it are you? :comeatus:

Edited September 20, 2015 by Durandal

[zombienixon 330]

Then what part of it are you? :comeatus:

 

More pickups, fewer tractors.

Edited September 21, 2015 by zombienixon

[TwilightAngel 109]

Is this even a question? Hell no! LMAO!

[CT-1138 3,184]

Yes, but only because I'm in love with Rainbow Dash. I'll feel bad for breaking her heart, but I'd feel worse if I broke Rainbows.

[cider float 2,539]

Yes, but only because I'm in love with Rainbow Dash. I'll feel bad for breaking her heart, but I'd feel worse if I broke Rainbows.

I would Rainboom into your heart Rainbow Dash

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Nope, I wouldn't date her. I can't date anyone I don't love... :/

Buuuut... If I love her, then fine. :3

[frecklesareblooming 225]

If I were a pony myself, then no, I wouldn't turn her down. But because I'm a human in this situation, yep, because dating another species doesn't sound appealing to me.

[Rawzy 1,302]

Well see here is you're choices...

 

If you say "yes" you get to be a prince.

 

or...

 

If you say "no"...well....I hope you like the moon.

Edited September 25, 2015 by Rawzy

[Windseeker 546]

Inter-species relationship is heresy though. ;-;

 

I prefer the relationship to be on a mother-son basis rather than on a romantic one. I'm a huge fan of Celestia, but I see her as more of a motherly figure than I do as a lover.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,983]

Her extremely high position of royalty would probably put me off I think. Mainly because that would be overwhelming. While I would not turn down Twilight, Celestia is pretty much seen as a 'god' in the show and rightfully so since she pretty seems immortal and has lived for eons. A near godlike pony loving a mere peasant like me would be rather....confusing. 

[KatonRyu 1,033]

I could. I'd tell her, as soon as I notice her interest, that I have a girlfriend, and that would be that. I despise few people more than cheaters.