Flirt With the User Above

[Snow 7,034]

Ey der bb, I hear you like cars, maybe I could pick you up sometime in my Porsche? 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Hey baby with those eyes, even god could not resust you ! You old charmer

[Altastrofae 933]

hey cutey! I could stare at you all day.... can i stroke your mane? PLEASE LET ME STROKE YOUR MANE YOU BIG OLD CUTEY!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 15/01/2018 at 6:37 AM, CrystalBloodMoon said:

hey cutey! I could stare at you all day.... can i stroke your mane? PLEASE LET ME STROKE YOUR MANE YOU BIG OLD CUTEY!

Of course but only if you let me use your canon 

[Altastrofae 933]

4 hours ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Of course but only if you let me use your canon 

Why wouldnt I? Its a cannon. Destroy Equestria if you want, sweetie *begins stroking mane*  

Edited January 16, 2018 by CrystalBloodMoon

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

3 hours ago, CrystalBloodMoon said:

*begins stroking mane*

Huuuuum I love when you stroke my mane, so relaxing and soothing

[Flutterstep 47,073]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't.

 

 

 

 

Wanna get some drinks?

[Altastrofae 933]

1 hour ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Huuuuum I love when you stroke my mane, so relaxing and soothing

just to get get something out of the way first, you know Im a colt, right? 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

31 minutes ago, CrystalBloodMoon said:

just to get get something out of the way first, you know Im a colt, right? 

AH ! I was basing on your message ...
Okay finish stroking my mane and get out 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

-Ear whisper- 

[Altastrofae 933]

15 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

AH ! I was basing on your message ...
Okay finish stroking my mane and get out 

XD I was messing with you! I wanted to see how long I could get away with that but it quickly grew weird. sry...

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

Cheesy pick up lines work every time  

[Enemy Stand 446]

I took Karate for a few years

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

You're so wow wow meow 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

This one is extra cheesy  

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

All that cheeeeeese

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

You an angel.....cause I'm allergic to feathers.

[Wingnut 6,990]

If you’re fishing, you just caught a big one. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Like your brother, you're a Breeze!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I don't know what part of you is the cutest !

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

Pretty well sums it up.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 hour ago, Cyclone 1066 said:

Pretty well sums it up.

Of course I like bread I'm French buddy, and you ?  Do you like big hard and vigorous baguette ? 

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

4 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Of course I like bread I'm French buddy, and you ?  Do you like big hard and vigorous baguette ? 

I had a feeling I was setting up for a baguette or footlong punchline.

I teed it up, you drove it home.

Edited January 24, 2018 by Cyclone 1066

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Hey baby are you a wonderbolt ? Because you look like a angel doing looping in the sky

[Clod 8,294]

hey do you like memes? because that's all i have to offer