Ask a Nerd. Or Ask a Puddle of Water. I'm Not Picky.

[Duality 10,740]

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SEE

I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT

IT'S A REALLY BIG MAYBE

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

AHH THIS IS SO FUNNY

I was in fact referring to a mechanic inside of the game, where if your team (6 slots) is full and you capture a new pokemon, it's sent to 'your pc', which you can access from every pokecenter ("The pokemon has been sent to your PC."). The 'pc' can only be used to manage your pokemon. It's no Windows, that's for sure.

YOUR IN-GAME 'PC' AND YOUR REAL-LIFE PC BOTH CRASHED

PCEPTION

AND YES YOU PLAY IT ON A PC

YOU'RE OLD

YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE A BIT TECHNOLOGICALLY BACKWARDS

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ONLY THREE OF THEM LEFT!?

THAT'S AN HOUR

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

WHAT IS THIS 'INTERNET GETS SLOWER IF I DOWNLOAD DATA' GIG IT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER YOUR INTERNET COMPANY IS SCAMMING YOU

YOU HAVE THE MOST CONVOLUTED INTERNET SYSTEM I'VE EVER HEARD OF

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DUALITY I GUARANTEE YOU COULD EASILY AFFORD OUR 'FIRST-WORLD-LEVEL DATA'

YOUR INTERNET WORKS IN THE ODDEST WAYS, IT MAKES NO SENSE

AND EVEN IF IT DOES IT'S NOT WORTH  IT (UNLESS YOU PAY A PENNY PER MONTH OR SOMETHING, IN WHICH CASE JUST DON'T GO TO THE MLP MOVIE TWICE)

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT COMPANY YOU GET YOURS FROM SO I CAN START AN INVESTIGATION

THIS IS COMPLETELY INSANE

Let me explain it simply:

I get a certain amount of data download a month ([can't remember exactly how many] gigabytes), and I pay about $50 per month for that amount of data.

If I exceed my data cap, my internet goes very slowly.

If I watch episodes, I exceed my data cap very quickly (in no small part thanks to my idiot constantly-Facebooking brother).

I can't afford any more internet than that per month, because I'm effectively unemployed and studying solely from a student benefit.

I can't get any better internet than that, because that's the cheapest internet data deal any company in my area offers.

I am completely unable to watch episodes on a regular basis.

It is not my fault.

And it is not particularly pleasant for me.

Stop guilt-tripping me.

It makes meh cri.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY "Metallic Hydrogen", NOW, DID YOU?

I WAS JUST KIDDING ANYWAY

SUCH A MEAN HYDROXIDE

I SAID HYDROGEN WAS MY FAV METAL

WHICH IMPLIES METALLIC HYDROGEN

HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY CHEMISTRY SKILLZ

SUCH A MEAN TUXEDO

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Aah, I get it, so you want to eat the pages of menus where the "Special of the Day" option is written for the rest of your life.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT COLORATURA APPEARS IN SEASON FIVE

DUALITY HOW FAR BEHIND ARE YOU?

I already told you like five times.

I've got the boxsets for Seasons 1 through 4, but I haven't seen much of any of the other episodes.

And it makes meh cri.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Really? Was it bad? How did it happen?

Was a wasp indoors, was evicting it from the house, tried to catch it in a plastic bag, stung me through like four layers of plastic.

Wasn't very bad, due to how shielded my hand was.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What is, in your opinion, your greatest accomplishment?

I don't know.

I don't really consider myself to have accomplished overmuch as of yet.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Maud to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

TEH ROCK STAAAAAR

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What did you do for your last birthday?

Eat cake with my family.

Haven't had a party of decent proportions for a year or two.

 

Random birthday-related story to save this from being a complete dead-end of an answer:

When I was in school, I had a small birthday part and invited maybe ten of my school friends (and one of my teachers don't judge meh she was kewl). Afterwards, my friends said it was the best birthday party they'd ever attended and the only one they'd ever been to in their entire lives that didn't involve alcohol.

Reminded me of a story my mother once told me about one of her school friends who expressed legitimate surprise when introduced to the concept of having fun without alcohol being involved.

Vaguely depressing, that.

10 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Do you have any phobias?

I ALREADY TOLD YOUUUUUUU

TRICHOPHOBIA

THE CUT-HAIR-MORBID-DISLIKE THING

ESPECIALLY IF THE CUT HAIR IN QUESTION IS WET

I CAN'T HANDLE THAT LEVEL OF CUT HAIR

[TheOneGuy0000 404]

15 hours ago, Duality said:

IT'S A REALLY BIG MAYBE

WORKS FOR ME

15 hours ago, Duality said:

YOUR IN-GAME 'PC' AND YOUR REAL-LIFE PC BOTH CRASHED

PCEPTION

AND YES YOU PLAY IT ON A PC

YOU'RE OLD

YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE A BIT TECHNOLOGICALLY BACKWARDS

ACTUALLY DOWNLOADING AN EMULATOR AND PLAYING ON YOUR PC IS MORE 'ADVANCED' BECAUSE IT'S SLIGHTLY MORE COMPLEX (AND CONSIDERABLY LESS EXPENSIVE) THAN BUYING THE CONSOLE AND THE GAME

BUT NOBODY DOES IT BECAUSE THE CONSOLES ARE GREAT AND THE GAMES EVEN BETTER

IT WOULD RUIN THE EXPERIENCE

ALSO I COULD USE A MAC FOR ALL YOU KNOW

ALSO HOW DAER YOU CALL ME OLD

MEANIE

16 hours ago, Duality said:

Let me explain it simply:

I get a certain amount of data download a month ([can't remember exactly how many] gigabytes), and I pay about $50 per month for that amount of data.

If I exceed my data cap, my internet goes very slowly.

If I watch episodes, I exceed my data cap very quickly (in no small part thanks to my idiot constantly-Facebooking brother).

I can't afford any more internet than that per month, because I'm effectively unemployed and studying solely from a student benefit.

I can't get any better internet than that, because that's the cheapest internet data deal any company in my area offers.

I am completely unable to watch episodes on a regular basis.

It is not my fault.

And it is not particularly pleasant for me.

Stop guilt-tripping me.

It makes meh cri.

PLAY CHESS WITH YOUR BROTHER TO THE DEATH

HE WINS, HE GETS TO WASTE ALL THE INTERNET ON...  ON...  FACEBOOK

YOU WIN, YOU GET TO USE ALL THE INTERNET ON SMOLHOERS SHOW

BAM

PROBLEM SOLVED

16 hours ago, Duality said:

I SAID HYDROGEN WAS MY FAV METAL

WHICH IMPLIES METALLIC HYDROGEN

HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY CHEMISTRY SKILLZ

SUCH A MEAN TUXEDO

I DON'T OFTEN GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO JOKINGLY INTELLECTUALLY MOCK YOU

I COULDN'T PASS IT UP

SO OPEN UP YOUR EYES

AND TRY TO SEE THE WORLD FROM WHERE I STAND

16 hours ago, Duality said:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YOU CAN'T EAT PAPER FOREVER

YOU'RE WATER

IT'LL SOAK YOU UP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

16 hours ago, Duality said:

I already told you like five times.

I've got the boxsets for Seasons 1 through 4, but I haven't seen much of any of the other episodes.

And it makes meh cri.

THE BOX-SETS FOR SEASON 5 AND 6 HAVE BEEN OUT FOR SOME TIME NOW

SO I SUGGEST YOU HURRY UP AND WATCH THEM

CHOP-CHOP, DUALITY

16 hours ago, Duality said:

I don't know.

I don't really consider myself to have accomplished overmuch as of yet

HOW DAER YOU SAY THAT

I'M THE SELF-DEPRECATING ONE AROUND THESE 'ERE PARTS

16 hours ago, Duality said:

Random birthday-related story to save this from being a complete dead-end of an answer:

When I was in school, I had a small birthday part and invited maybe ten of my school friends (and one of my teachers don't judge meh she was kewl). Afterwards, my friends said it was the best birthday party they'd ever attended and the only one they'd ever been to in their entire lives that didn't involve alcohol.

Reminded me of a story my mother once told me about one of her school friends who expressed legitimate surprise when introduced to the concept of having fun without alcohol being involved.

Vaguely depressing, that.

Ah, well, it's like I always say

"Drink the Delamain to forget about the pain"

16 hours ago, Duality said:

I ALREADY TOLD YOUUUUUUU

TRICHOPHOBIA

THE CUT-HAIR-MORBID-DISLIKE THING

ESPECIALLY IF THE CUT HAIR IN QUESTION IS WET

I CAN'T HANDLE THAT LEVEL OF CUT HAIR

THAT IS ODDLY SPECIFIC AND UNUSUAL

MUCH LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT YOU

Although I suppose I can understand how one might be unsettled by splotches of wet hair. It isn't particularly pleasant.

 

-What are your opinions on Stephen Hawking?

-What was your favorite game to play with your friends as a child?

-Is Celestia best princess (aside from Discord)?

-Tempest or Discord? (THIS IS THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION I'VE EVER ASKED)

[CheeryFox 23,821]

The oldest water is from Canada. Would you drank that schniz?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

On 11/3/2017 at 10:19 PM, Duality said:

You oft-rightly-floccinaucinihilipilificated cuspidor.

Better?

Absolutely.

 

On 11/3/2017 at 10:19 PM, Duality said:

Obviously a taco mafia boss hired quesadilla goons to suffocate Twilight with melted cheese in her sleep when she was but an innocent foal.

*gasp* Sonata...

 

On 11/3/2017 at 10:19 PM, Duality said:

Once or twice, but I have no idea who they are beyond 'some sort of singer'.

You really need to fix your connection speed, because if you watched the video you'd know she's known for playing the violin and playing it well. Incorporating it into covers of popular soundtracks and creating original songs. In fact, I've never heard her sing.

 

Interrogatives:

1. Would you sleep an entire night in a location with serious paranormal activity?

2. Kraken or Megalodon?

3. You are abducted by aliens, what is your plan to escape?

4. If you were given the option to safely witness, (and possibly record), a cosmological event, what would you choose?

5. To be or not to be?

6. Favorite Shakespearean insult?

7. Favorite Edgar Allan Poe work?

8. Fluttershy offers you the chance to observe and study one mythological beast in Equestria safely, what do you choose?

9. If you had the ability to heal, but every time you used it you would become afflicted with whatever your patient had, how often would you use it and for what?

10. One of your closest family members is a disguised changeling and your actual family member's location is unknown, how do you deal with this?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Where are you ? Haven't see you in hours !

[Frostgage 7,975]

If Al can wash a car in 6 minutes, and Fred can wash the same car in 8 minutes, how long does it take them to do it together?

What's your favorite song at the moment?

[Duality 10,740]

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ACTUALLY DOWNLOADING AN EMULATOR AND PLAYING ON YOUR PC IS MORE 'ADVANCED' BECAUSE IT'S SLIGHTLY MORE COMPLEX (AND CONSIDERABLY LESS EXPENSIVE) THAN BUYING THE CONSOLE AND THE GAME

BUT NOBODY DOES IT BECAUSE THE CONSOLES ARE GREAT AND THE GAMES EVEN BETTER

IT WOULD RUIN THE EXPERIENCE

ALSO I COULD USE A MAC FOR ALL YOU KNOW

ALSO HOW DAER YOU CALL ME OLD

MEANIE

OLD

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

PLAY CHESS WITH YOUR BROTHER TO THE DEATH

HE WINS, HE GETS TO WASTE ALL THE INTERNET ON...  ON...  FACEBOOK

YOU WIN, YOU GET TO USE ALL THE INTERNET ON SMOLHOERS SHOW

BAM

PROBLEM SOLVED

but but but

i could lose

he's actually gotten quite good at chess after all the thrashings i've given him

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I DON'T OFTEN GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO JOKINGLY INTELLECTUALLY MOCK YOU

I COULDN'T PASS IT UP

SO OPEN UP YOUR EYES

AND TRY TO SEE THE WORLD FROM WHERE I STAND

Exhibit A: The Tempest Inside, a classic example of the postmodernistic emotux genre.

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU CAN'T EAT PAPER FOREVER

YOU'RE WATER

IT'LL SOAK YOU UP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yesh

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THE BOX-SETS FOR SEASON 5 AND 6 HAVE BEEN OUT FOR SOME TIME NOW

SO I SUGGEST YOU HURRY UP AND WATCH THEM

CHOP-CHOP, DUALITY

Those two sets are only sold in stupid Region 1.

As in stupid America.

As in stupid chauvinist video industry.

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HOW DAER YOU SAY THAT

I'M THE SELF-DEPRECATING ONE AROUND THESE 'ERE PARTS

bleah my cliché nao

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT IS ODDLY SPECIFIC AND UNUSUAL

MUCH LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT YOU

Although I suppose I can understand how one might be unsettled by splotches of wet hair. It isn't particularly pleasant.

It's a phobia.

It's irrational by definition.

Like how people are terrified by spiders, even if they know the spider can't hurt them and there's absolutely no logical reason to be scared of them.

I'm psychologically unsettled by cut hair, even though I know it can't affect me and there's absolutely no logical reason to be disturbed by it.

And I detest haircuts.

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What are your opinions on Stephen Hawking?

Intellectual.

Dunno much else about the guy.

It's his work I'm interested in. 

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What was your favorite game to play with your friends as a child?

This is a very pathetic thing to say, but I had no real friends as a child. None I ever played with, at least.

Except for one nice Polish girl whose mother was friends with mine, but she moved away when I was 10 or so and we lost contact. 

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Is Celestia best princess (aside from Discord)?

Discord is best princess aside from Discord.

Because Discord.

I'm not sure how you missed that.

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:18 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Tempest or Discord? (THIS IS THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION I'VE EVER ASKED)

I CAN'T CHOOSE NOW I'M GOING TO LIE AWAKE WONDERING ABOUT THIS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

 

 

 

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 10:29 PM, Snowflurry said:

The oldest water is from Canada. Would you drank that?

but i'm not a cannibal tho ;-;

 

 

 

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

You really need to fix your connection speed, because if you watched the video you'd know she's known for playing the violin and playing it well. Incorporating it into covers of popular soundtracks and creating original songs. In fact, I've never heard her sing.

Oh, yeah, I know her now!

She's listed as featuring in a couple of my Pentatonix tracks and one of my Owl City ones, but I never put two and two together and associated her name with the violin in the tracks (just assumed she sang because Pentatonix).

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would you sleep an entire night in a location with serious paranormal activity?

Oh, but I already do. . .

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Kraken or Megalodon?

KAIJU

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

You are abducted by aliens, what is your plan to escape?

Be civil and diplomatic, find out what they want, and don't assume they're hostile, because that's sad and racist.

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

If you were given the option to safely witness, (and possibly record), a cosmological event, what would you choose?

Supernova and subsequent black hole formation.

With time sped up so I can actually observe the whole process in a reasonable period of time rather than dying only a few decades into it.

Plus effectively infinite shielding and every scientific recording instrument on the planet. 

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

To be or not to be?

I only draw with HB, I'm afraid.

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite Shakespearean insult?

"That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years"

Shakespeare never did insults better than when his characters went on a rant. 

Or, if you want one that trips off the tongue like a mountain goat wearing Nikes, "Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon" does the trick if you translate it to modern English first ("I wish you were clean enough to spit on", roughly).

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite Edgar Allan Poe work?

I've only read The Raven, tragically, but I suspect it'd be my favourite even if I had read others.

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Fluttershy offers you the chance to observe and study one mythological beast in Equestria safely, what do you choose?

Twilight Sparkle. 

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

If you had the ability to heal, but every time you used it you would become afflicted with whatever your patient had, how often would you use it and for what?

I would use it to heal Dwayne Johnson of his clear awesomeness overdose.

On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

One of your closest family members is a disguised changeling and your actual family member's location is unknown, how do you deal with this?

Ask my brother who worst pony is.

If he doesn't immediately say that I'm worst pony, I smack him over the head with my cane, tie him up, and force him to tell me where they hid my brother at threat of encountering my collection of intriguingly deformed cutlery.

My brother would be a very hard person for Changelings to imitate, what with the insane number of in-jokes me and him have built up over the years.

 

 

 

On ‎8‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 11:56 AM, Trotteurliciously Sauvage said:

Where are you ? Haven't see you in hours !

behind you

 

 

 

On ‎15‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 10:41 AM, Frostgage said:

If Al can wash a car in 6 minutes, and Fred can wash the same car in 8 minutes, how long does it take them to do it together?

Converting given data to cars/minute (by inverting) and adding the results to find Al and Fred's total productivity rate: 1/8 cars/minute + 1/6 cars/minute = 7/24 cars/minute when they work together.

Converting back to minutes/car (inverting): 24/7 = 3.43 minutes/car or 3.43 minutes to do the one car.

for maths.

On ‎15‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 10:41 AM, Frostgage said:

What's your favorite song at the moment?

Still loving this one:

[Brobot 1,436]

if you could meet Pablo Escobar...what would you say to him

also and if you where a cannibal who would you eat first?

how dare you choose Dwayne Johnson over Kevin Hart WE DUEL AT DAWN SIR!!!!!

[Duality 10,740]

2 hours ago, woodchunks66 said:

if you could meet Pablo Escobar...what would you say to him

Naughty naughty naughty. *waggles finger at him*

2 hours ago, woodchunks66 said:

also and if you where a cannibal who would you eat first?

you

2 hours ago, woodchunks66 said:

how dare you choose Dwayne Johnson over Kevin Hart WE DUEL AT DAWN SIR!!!!!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

@Duality If you could hug anyone IRL on this forum who would it be and why o3o

[Duality 10,740]

14 hours ago, Arid_Blitz said:

@Duality If you could hug anyone IRL on this forum who would it be and why o3o

@Duality, obviously. <3

Don't tell me I said that, though. 

[Brobot 1,436]

how do you feel about this

 

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 Nigga

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 13, 2017 by woodchunks66

[Duality 10,740]

26 minutes ago, woodchunks66 said:

how do you feel about this

tch tch tch such badwords

[Brobot 1,436]

what about this?

20 hours ago, Duality said:

Naughty naughty naughty. *waggles finger at him*

you

ok Toche what.....bet you did see THIS

coming!

I have all the gifs

[Duality 10,740]

17 hours ago, woodchunks66 said:

what about this?

  

17 hours ago, woodchunks66 said:

ok Toche what.....bet you did see THIS

coming!

[Brobot 1,436]

1 hour ago, Duality said:

  

crap.........Are you a star wars or pokemon type of person?

[Duality 10,740]

@woodchunks66

Neither.

I'm more of a maths-science-philosophy person.

I have effectively no knowledge of anything to do with pop culture. 

[Brobot 1,436]

7 minutes ago, Duality said:

@woodchunks66

Neither.

I'm more of a maths-science-philosophy person.

I have effectively no knowledge of anything to do with pop culture. 

alright then whats your stance on net neutrality and how long do you think humanity will survive for. 

Edited December 15, 2017 by woodchunks66

[Duality 10,740]

1 minute ago, woodchunks66 said:

alright then whats your stance on net neutrality and how long do you thing humanity will survive

Net neutrality is probably the sort of thing I'd be on the side of, but I only just heard about it today by the time they'd keeled it, so I dunno about the survival bit. 

[Brobot 1,436]

5 minutes ago, Duality said:

Net neutrality is probably the sort of thing I'd be on the side of, but I only just heard about it today by the time they'd keeled it, so I dunno about the survival bit. 

Check this vid out 

 

[Duality 10,740]

9 minutes ago, woodchunks66 said:

Check this vid out 

Humanity ain't gonna survive that long, methinks. The way we're going, we'd be lucky to survive another millennium.

[Brobot 1,436]

explainwhats stopping us

[Duality 10,740]

17 minutes ago, woodchunks66 said:

explainwhats stopping us

I beg your pardon, my good sir/ma'am? 

 

[Brobot 1,436]

sir and whats stopping us from living a trillion years? we are on the fast track in terms of tech so..... elaborate on what you said

23 minutes ago, Duality said:

Humanity ain't gonna survive that long, methinks. The way we're going, we'd be lucky to survive another millennium.

 

[Duality 10,740]

10 minutes ago, woodchunks66 said:

sir and whats stopping us from living a trillion years? we are on the fast track in terms of tech so..... elaborate on what you said

Our habit of blowing each other up with insanely powerful weapons (which are also on the fast track in terms of tech) doesn't really bode well for our survival of future wars, at least one major one of which I'm fairly convinced we're gonna have on our hands in under a century, judging from current world events.