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2 hours ago, cuteycindyhoney said:

What do you do if the fire extinguisher is on fire???

 

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he could save others from fire... but not himself

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We have two ears and one mouth, so we should listen more than we say.

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“W3LCOME! T4BL3 OR BOOTH?”

 “Booth, please.”

 “1S TH1S 4 BOOTH?”

 “No.”

 

 “ALRIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?”

 “Which dish do you recommend?”

 “I DON’T EAT HERE!”

 

 “D—> WE HAVE NO MORE PLATES!”

 

 “jADE, wE GOT FIRED,,, aGAIN,”

 “are you serious?? jeez why don’t you set the place on fire while you’re at it?!”

 (Later) “I didn’t mean it literally, oh my god!”


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“Luxembourg is in Europe. There is tuna in my pantry. Dance^2. Square dance. You need to know this to pass high school.”

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♪ Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said
"I come from a land down under!" 


 

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I farted.

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