Say something totally random!

[Olly 1,008]

And so it was that later,

As the miller told his tale, 

That her face, at first just ghostly,

Turned a whiter shade of pale.

[Galaxical Phoenix 68]

“‘Honey, where’s the car??

 ‘There’s no time, just run!’”

 

 “‘WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH THE MINI-MONKEY?’

 ‘8ecause

 You’re the 8est at not . . . killing people’”

 

 “‘D—> So to get rid of the water . . .

 D—> We set it on fire . . . ?”

[Sherem 4,807]

They are rage, brutal, without mercy.

But you, you will be worse

Rip and Tear, until it is DONE!

*heavy metal music starts*

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

What do you do if the fire extinguisher is on fire???

 

[Olly 1,008]

2 hours ago, cuteycindyhoney said:

What do you do if the fire extinguisher is on fire???

 

he could save others from fire... but not himself

[Shigaraki 270]

dorf is back

[MangoFoalix 24,898]

I am so lazy sometimes that I wish I could just have a touchscreen laptop.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

We are here, and we are queer!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

We are hi, and we are bi!

Actually, I'm not high, and I'm married to a guy, but...

(He knows my sordid past. Rather likes it, too!)

[Galaxical Phoenix 68]

“W3LCOME! T4BL3 OR BOOTH?”

 “Booth, please.”

 “1S TH1S 4 BOOTH?”

 “No.”

 

 “ALRIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?”

 “Which dish do you recommend?”

 “I DON’T EAT HERE!”

 

 “D—> WE HAVE NO MORE PLATES!”

 

 “jADE, wE GOT FIRED,,, aGAIN,”

 “are you serious?? jeez why don’t you set the place on fire while you’re at it?!”

 (Later) “I didn’t mean it literally, oh my god!”

[Olly 1,008]

And Iran... Iran so far away...

[Cwanky 17,459]

 

                 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

Redmarley D'Abitot!!

 

[Here No Longer 5,270]

*shooting* This is America. 

[Olly 1,008]

This is Sparta.

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

Bunnies 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

When all else fails, eat the Swiss cheese!

[Olly 1,008]

Remember when we were in Africa...

[Here No Longer 5,270]

WATCH OUT!  T H E   L A V A ' S   R I S I N G !

Edited June 22, 2019 by ~Angel Dust~

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

Hush up and eat the dadgum gumbo

[Prometheus 3,038]

♪ Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said

"I come from a land down under!" ♪

[Xe__or 4,376]

A minimal distance decoder can correct all erasures of weight < d_min

[TheRockARooster 47,327]

I farted.

[Xe__or 4,376]

I don't drink coffee because that's racist

[Cwanky 17,459]