Should Princess Celestia just sit on all the bad guys?

[Bendy 1,821]

Think about it. There's no way the bad guys would be able to lift her off them. Princess Celestia is the most heavy pony after all, thousands of years of eating fattening cake and sitting around doing nothing should see to that. I wouldn't' be surprised she uses magic to hold back tidal waves of fat. So, the next time a bad guy comes along, Princess Celestia just needs to sit on him until he submits.

 

 

Edited December 13, 2017 by Bendy

[Jade Fire 7,059]

what even is this thread?

[Bendy 1,821]

14 minutes ago, Jade Fire said:

what even is this thread?

 

Heresy! May you be crushed under Princess Celestia!

Edited December 13, 2017 by Bendy

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Some questions just have no answers... just facehoofs.

[Bendy 1,821]

Heresy! Do you not praise the sun?!

[AlbaTross 1,586]

Well, DWK does make a comment in one of his vids about her size and the fact that she apparently eats a big stack of pancakes with whipped cream and fruit every morning, while Luna doesn't, and hence has a smaller behind.  In a world with magic though, I'm going to say, no, sitting on enemies would not be sufficient unless they were to fight Celestia alone and aren't a unicorn.  Also, Celestia isn't the largest pony out there. Bulk Biceps and that pony from the end of Canterlot Boutique come to mind as the largest male and female specimen I can think of.  At least dresses are produced in Celestia's size.

[Altastrofae 933]

no. im sorry but just.... no.... no

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Best LOL Thread ever in Sugarcube Corner for MLP Forums.

 

*Sarcasm* How dare you assume an ancient year old pony eating fattening cakes and other sweets is Fat and Heavy in the first place. What about her sister Luna? *Sarcasm*

 

My vote would be NO since she doesn’t ‘look’ fat and heavy enough to sit on the bad guys of the show. She and her sis probably has unimaginably high metabolism to digest all them fatty foods.

[Gamer Pizza 91]

Started laughing as soon as I read the title.

Laughed even more after I read the explanation.

[Bendy 1,821]

1 hour ago, ZethaPonderer said:

Best LOL Thread ever in Sugarcube Corner for MLP Forums.

 

*Sarcasm* How dare you assume an ancient year old pony eating fattening cakes and other sweets is Fat and Heavy in the first place. What about her sister Luna? *Sarcasm*

 

My vote would be NO since she doesn’t ‘look’ fat and heavy enough to sit on the bad guys of the show. She and her sis probably has unimaginably high metabolism to digest all them fatty foods.

 

Heresy! Sunpony is super heavy, but that's not bad thing. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Gamer Pizza said:

Started laughing as soon as I read the title.

Laughed even more after I read the explanation.

 

Evil doers will be crushed under the weight of the sun.

Edited January 1, 2018 by Bendy

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

*Sarcasm* Heresy! For assuming Celestia’s Fat. She probably has high metabolism. *Sarcasm*

[Techno Universal 2,575]

Celestia: Ohh common why so many bad guys here!? Wait I could just... SITT on them!

Yup that's a funny MLP meme right there!