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State 2 facts about yourself, and one lie. Can the other members find the lie? I'll start,

1. I had my Gmail logo changed within the past day.

2. I hate Undertale.

3. I am supposed to be doing homework as of 8:13 PM, 3/28/18. (Potential stalkers, please do not come to my house, as I'm sure you can use that info to find my general vicinity. )


All of right-thinking humanity is on my side. Sandwiches are meant to be cut in half. You would never, unless under extreme duress or madness cut a hot dog in half. Picture yourself at a ball park, or even at a restaurant, cutting a hot dog and you will feel an instinctive, entire repulsion at the very thought of it. You can get a soup with a half sandwich, but you’d never serve a half hot dog with a soup. It’s the equivalent of cutting a pizza with a knife and fork. Pashman says anything “sandwiched is a sandwich.” He’s using the derivative verb to describe the sandwich, so he is proving the premise with itself; it is a complete logical fallacy. I hope they’ll openly boo him.

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2?

I love Pokemon

I have my girlfriend in my general vicinity.

I am emotionally ill.


All of right-thinking humanity is on my side. Sandwiches are meant to be cut in half. You would never, unless under extreme duress or madness cut a hot dog in half. Picture yourself at a ball park, or even at a restaurant, cutting a hot dog and you will feel an instinctive, entire repulsion at the very thought of it. You can get a soup with a half sandwich, but you’d never serve a half hot dog with a soup. It’s the equivalent of cutting a pizza with a knife and fork. Pashman says anything “sandwiched is a sandwich.” He’s using the derivative verb to describe the sandwich, so he is proving the premise with itself; it is a complete logical fallacy. I hope they’ll openly boo him.

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Nope, surprisingly enough that's true. I run the Animal cruelty branch of the police force. 

The lie was 3, I'm actually really scared of spiders lol

Alright, I'm gonna guess...3?

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1 minute ago, shadowwarp940 said:

Nope, surprisingly enough that's true. I run the Animal cruelty branch of the police force. 

The lie was 3, I'm actually really scared of spiders lol

Ohh. The Fluttershy pic makes so much more sense, now.


All of right-thinking humanity is on my side. Sandwiches are meant to be cut in half. You would never, unless under extreme duress or madness cut a hot dog in half. Picture yourself at a ball park, or even at a restaurant, cutting a hot dog and you will feel an instinctive, entire repulsion at the very thought of it. You can get a soup with a half sandwich, but you’d never serve a half hot dog with a soup. It’s the equivalent of cutting a pizza with a knife and fork. Pashman says anything “sandwiched is a sandwich.” He’s using the derivative verb to describe the sandwich, so he is proving the premise with itself; it is a complete logical fallacy. I hope they’ll openly boo him.

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1 hour ago, shadowwarp940 said:

Nope, surprisingly enough that's true. I run the Animal cruelty branch of the police force. 

The lie was 3, I'm actually really scared of spiders lol

Alright, I'm gonna guess...3?

Nope, Number 2 is the lie.


All of right-thinking humanity is on my side. Sandwiches are meant to be cut in half. You would never, unless under extreme duress or madness cut a hot dog in half. Picture yourself at a ball park, or even at a restaurant, cutting a hot dog and you will feel an instinctive, entire repulsion at the very thought of it. You can get a soup with a half sandwich, but you’d never serve a half hot dog with a soup. It’s the equivalent of cutting a pizza with a knife and fork. Pashman says anything “sandwiched is a sandwich.” He’s using the derivative verb to describe the sandwich, so he is proving the premise with itself; it is a complete logical fallacy. I hope they’ll openly boo him.

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I'll include my answer as a spoiler; that way the answerer can check if they're right after responding :)

  1. I drink a cup of coffee every morning before getting started at work.
  2. I have never drank an ounce of alcohol.
  3. I have a habit of taking half-hour naps in my office chair.

Answer:

Spoiler

Number 1! I don't drink a cup of coffee every morning; I have a cup of tea. I know it's a bit of a stereotype for software developers to be coffee drinkers, so I try to stay away from the stuff :)

 

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Well, this sounds interesting! If I had to guess which of Who?'s statements were lies... I would have to say No. 2:) As for my 3 statements...

1. Wonder Woman is my favorite superhero movie of all time.

2. I have tinnitus.

3. I have never watched a romance movie in my life.

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34 minutes ago, Recherche said:

Well, this sounds interesting! If I had to guess which of Who?'s statements were lies... I would have to say No. 2:) As for my 3 statements...

1. Wonder Woman is my favorite superhero movie of all time.

2. I have tinnitus.

3. I have never watched a romance movie in my life.

Nope, the answer is No. 1! :toldya:

As for you, I'm gonna say...No. 1 :dash:

1. I love ice cream

2. My room is always a huge disorganized mess

3. I'm scared of spiders 

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Really? No. 1 sounded a bit too easy. I guess it was! ^_^

Also, you are correct: No. 1 is the lie!

T H E R I N G I N G I N G N E V E R S T O P S

I'll let someone else decipher your next set of statements! :)

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1 hour ago, Who? said:

Nope, the answer is No. 1! :toldya:

As for you, I'm gonna say...No. 1 :dash:

1. I love ice cream

2. My room is always a huge disorganized mess

3. I'm scared of spiders 

Since Recherche didn't put three, I'll guess on yours and put down some myself.

Is #3 the lie?

1. I've been kicked by a horse

2. I've flipped a 4-wheeler (quad)

3. I've been run over by a tractor

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Thank you to everyone! This has been the happiest 2 years of my life and I owe 90% of it to you guys:P.

Stay Awesome MLP Forums!!!

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4 hours ago, What? said:

Since Recherche didn't put three, I'll guess on yours and put down some myself.

Is #3 the lie?

1. I've been kicked by a horse

2. I've flipped a 4-wheeler (quad)

3. I've been run over by a tractor

I'ma say #3, cuz tractors are too slow, it's hard to run a person over, at least I think so

Here's mine

1. I'm a fan of Poetry, particularly E. A. Poe's works

2. I'm a super religious Christian, go to church every Sunday

3. I draw manga art, big fan of Yaoi


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4 hours ago, What? said:

Since Recherche didn't put three, I'll guess on yours and put down some myself.

Is #3 the lie?

1. I've been kicked by a horse

2. I've flipped a 4-wheeler (quad)

3. I've been run over by a tractor

Nope, No. 2 is the lie. :D

 

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1. I saw ALL the Direct to Video Disney videos.

2. I'm more into guys than girls.

3. I never saw Dreamworks' How to Train Your Dragon.

Which one is the lie?


 

A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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23 minutes ago, We. said:

1. I saw ALL the Direct to Video Disney videos.

2. I'm more into guys than girls.

3. I never saw Dreamworks' How to Train Your Dragon.

Which one is the lie?

3. The answer is 3

Now here're mine again...

50 minutes ago, CrystalBloodMoon said:

1. I'm a fan of Poetry, particularly E. A. Poe's works

2. I'm a super religious Christian, go to church every Sunday

3. I draw manga art, big fan of Yaoi

 


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38 minutes ago, CrystalBloodMoon said:

3. The answer is 3

Now here're mine again...

 

You're wrong.

But I'm going to say Your lie is 2.


 

A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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2 minutes ago, We. said:

You're wrong.

But I'm going to say Your lie is 2.

Crud. That's right.

Then it's 1. I know it isnt 2


We are not human beings having a spiritual experience

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@CrystalBloodMoon you are correct but I have almost been run over by a tractor and I know people that have been.

@Who? You're scared of spiders. That gives me SO many ideas.


The Tractor Pulling Brony

"2 years long, and still pulling strong"

Thank you to everyone! This has been the happiest 2 years of my life and I owe 90% of it to you guys:P.

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Been thinking about participating in this for a while, just thought I'd give it a go. 👌

  1. When I was a kid, I was a child model.
     
  2. My great-grandfather was on the design team for the very first electric razor.
     
  3. My ancestry dates back to Ancient Greece.
     

Good luck to whoever attempts this.  :orly:



 

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  1. I have no interesting ancestry.
  2. My first furry crush was Tony the Tiger
  3. I'm a math wiz.

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7 hours ago, Princess Panzy said:

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  1. I have no interesting ancestry.
  2. My first furry crush was Tony the Tiger
  3. I'm a math wiz.

Nope, it was 3, I really was a child model and my great-grandfather was a Design Engineer who worked on the first commercially-produced electric razor.

I'm just gonna go out on a limb here and say 2. Nothing against you if you are a furry btw, that's your own business. 👌

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