Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052 September 22, 2020 Share September 22, 2020 22 minutes ago, Will Guide said: Let me just suck the poison right out. Doc, I'm seeing spots on my long scaly body! You probably ate too much ink, it give your scale coloration Doc, why did my brain hurt when I try to think ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 September 22, 2020 Share September 22, 2020 Just now, Le Trotteur Sauvage said: You probably ate too much ink, it give your scale coloration Doc, why did my brain hurt when I try to think ? It's because you eat too much brain food; you need more junk food. Doc I tied myself into several knots! A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052 September 22, 2020 Share September 22, 2020 Just now, Will Guide said: It's because you eat too much brain food; you need more junk food. Doc I tied myself into several knots! Don't move, I have a saw somewhere here Doc ! Help ! My nails fell out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 September 22, 2020 Share September 22, 2020 16 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said: Don't move, I have a saw somewhere here Doc ! Help ! My nails fell out ! Get me a hammer. We'll make sure they stay. Doc! Can you look into my eyes? (They start to swirl in a rainbow of colors) A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 September 24, 2020 Author Share September 24, 2020 yes I think you need sunglasses ,here. Doc, are you ripping me off? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 September 24, 2020 Share September 24, 2020 1 hour ago, TBD 🚬 said: yes I think you need sunglasses ,here. Doc, are you ripping me off? (Discreetly pocket your money) No, of course not. Just keep looking into my colorful eyes and you'll be fine. Doc, I keep getting bigger and yet I don't need to shed my snake skin. Is that normal? A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052 September 25, 2020 Share September 25, 2020 On 9/24/2020 at 9:51 PM, Will Guide said: Doc, I keep getting bigger and yet I don't need to shed my snake skin. Is that normal? Well, did you eat a lot of cupcake lately ? Doctor ! I can't find a good doctor, you have any better colleague ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 September 26, 2020 Share September 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said: Well, did you eat a lot of cupcake lately ? Doctor ! I can't find a good doctor, you have any better colleague ? Have you spoke with Dr Duck? He's a real quack! Doctor I'm cursed to make more bad puns! A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052 October 4, 2020 Share October 4, 2020 On 9/26/2020 at 2:03 AM, Will Guide said: Doctor I'm cursed to make more bad puns! Maybe you should try stand up comedy then ! Doctor help ! My nails are falling ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 October 4, 2020 Share October 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said: Maybe you should try stand up comedy then ! Doctor help ! My nails are falling ! Well make sure to hammer them back into your hooves. Doctor I keep trying to shave myself but it keeps growing back so quickly. A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052 October 4, 2020 Share October 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Will Guide said: Doctor I keep trying to shave myself but it keeps growing back so quickly. Maybe pony snakes are not supposed to shave Or try lasers ! Doctor ! Help ! My TV is stuck in chinese ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 October 4, 2020 Share October 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said: Maybe pony snakes are not supposed to shave Or try lasers ! Doctor ! Help ! My TV is stuck in chinese ! Moved to China to fix that. Doctor I can't go trick-or-treating this year 1 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052 October 4, 2020 Share October 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Will Guide said: Doctor I can't go trick-or-treating this year Me neither my poor boy...f Doctor ! Help me I'm freezing in here ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 October 4, 2020 Share October 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said: Me neither my poor boy...f Doctor ! Help me I'm freezing in here ! Hey if you can't stand the cold get out of the freezer then. Doctor, I'm boiling out here in the sun 1 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052 October 4, 2020 Share October 4, 2020 22 minutes ago, Will Guide said: Hey if you can't stand the cold get out of the freezer then. Doctor, I'm boiling out here in the sun Hey if you can't stand the heat get out of the oven then. Doctor help me, I'm soooooooooooo cool it's embarassing for other ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 7,981 October 5, 2020 Share October 5, 2020 /pats his head/ Now thee Mrz. Sazage , I have come to this idea most of they'z mindz problems are lack of porn in ze life! Doc, Doc! I got this huge problem, I don't like kittens! What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 October 5, 2020 Author Share October 5, 2020 just wait for em to grow into a cat Doc, I'm so lazy... ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052 October 5, 2020 Share October 5, 2020 46 minutes ago, TBD 🚬 said: just wait for em to grow into a cat Doc, I'm so lazy... OH OH OH yes youuu dooo Doctor help ! My back hair are growing ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 October 16, 2020 Author Share October 16, 2020 You're devolving back into a dumb primate, it's normal. Doctor, I'm a pony now! ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi89 5,293 October 20, 2020 Share October 20, 2020 Time for some exercise. I'm getting on your back and riding you! Doctor, I can't touch my toes. ˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 December 3, 2020 Author Share December 3, 2020 you have no toes, your parent lies to you Doctor, will xmas be good this year? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 Not if the pandemic has anything to say about it. Doctor, I might have "accidentally" pushed Timmy into a well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 15 minutes ago, Bullet Bill OReilly said: Doctor, I might have "accidentally" pushed Timmy into a well. Don't worry about it; you push Jimmy, not Timmy down the well and he's been a bad boy. Doc, I keep thinking I'm the mortal reincarnation of the One True God A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windy Breeze 15,190 December 6, 2020 Share December 6, 2020 Uh.... Heresy. Doc, I'm burning. NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 December 7, 2020 Share December 7, 2020 14 hours ago, Windy Breeze said: Uh.... Heresy. Doc, I'm burning. Stop lighting yourself on fire. Doc.....I'm actually from 1000 years in the future and need a time traveling machine to get me home A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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