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Just now, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

You probably ate too much ink, it give your scale coloration 

Doc, why did my brain hurt when I try to think ?

It's because you eat too much brain food; you need more junk food.

Doc I tied myself into several knots!


 

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16 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Don't move, I have a saw somewhere here

Doc ! Help ! My nails fell out !

Get me a hammer. We'll make sure they stay.

Doc! Can you look into my eyes? (They start to swirl in a rainbow of colors)


 

A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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yes I think you need sunglasses ,here.

Doc, are you ripping me off? 


                 

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1 hour ago, TBD 🚬 said:

yes I think you need sunglasses ,here.

Doc, are you ripping me off? 

(Discreetly pocket your money) No, of course not. Just keep looking into my colorful eyes and you'll be fine.

Doc, I keep getting bigger and yet I don't need to shed my snake skin. Is that normal?


 

A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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1 hour ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Well, did you eat a lot of cupcake lately ?

Doctor ! I can't find a good doctor, you have any better colleague ? :please:

Have you spoke with Dr Duck? He's a real quack!

Doctor I'm cursed to make more bad puns!


 

A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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4 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Maybe you should try stand up comedy then ! 

Doctor help ! My nails are falling !

Well make sure to hammer them back into your hooves.

Doctor I keep trying to shave myself but it keeps growing back so quickly.


 

A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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5 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Maybe pony snakes are not supposed to shave :eager: Or try lasers !

Doctor ! Help ! My TV is stuck in chinese !

Moved to China to fix that.

Doctor I can't go trick-or-treating this year

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A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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1 minute ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Me neither my poor boy...:blush:f

Doctor ! Help me I'm freezing in here !

Hey if you can't stand the cold get out of the freezer then.

Doctor, I'm boiling out here in the sun

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A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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/pats his head/

 

Now thee Mrz.  Sazage , I have come to this idea most of they'z mindz problems are lack of porn in ze life!

 

Doc,  Doc!  I got this huge problem,  I don't like kittens!  What should I do?


 

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just wait for em to grow into a cat

Doc, I'm so lazy...


                 

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You're devolving back into a dumb primate, it's normal.

Doctor, I'm a pony now!


                 

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Time for some exercise. I'm getting on your back and riding you!

Doctor, I can't touch my toes.


˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI

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you have no toes, your parent lies to you

Doctor, will xmas be good this year?


                 

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Not if the pandemic has anything to say about it.

Doctor, I might have "accidentally" pushed Timmy into a well.


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15 minutes ago, Bullet Bill OReilly said:

Doctor, I might have "accidentally" pushed Timmy into a well.

Don't worry about it; you push Jimmy, not Timmy down the well and he's been a bad boy.

Doc, I keep thinking I'm the mortal reincarnation of the One True God


 

A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

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14 hours ago, Windy Breeze said:

Uh.... Heresy.

Doc, I'm burning.

Stop lighting yourself on fire.

Doc.....I'm actually from 1000 years in the future and need a time traveling machine to get me home

 


 

A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively

948524045_DragonWillGuideBannerbyWifeofHawks.jpg.d26404e241135b8f330fd49c3a2858d9.jpg 

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