What's your reason to start a war with the avatar above you?

[Will Guide 21,360]

You brought a gun into a gun-free zone!

War!

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

21 minutes ago, SkyDive said:

Yeah I wasn't paying attention to where I put my coffee mug this morning. (it was on the nuke button)

Really?!

This is why we have cup holders! 

[Attack of the Pwns 894]

Your avatar mlem’d at me. This means WAR!

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Just now, Attack of the Pwns said:

Your avatar mlem’d at me. This means WAR!

Oh yea! then it's war!

(P.S. what's mlem'd means?)

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 minute ago, Attack of the Pwns said:

Your avatar mlem’d at me. This means WAR!

The last guy ignored me. Please don't do the same or War!

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

I declare a friendly war with no casualties on switchguy *squee* for being quiet

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

I declare war against Matraxial.....The reason? For eating the last slice of Margherita Pizza. 

 

[TBD 17,254]

for stealing my wallet to buy himself muffies.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For going back to being lazy instead of riding to the sunset with his horse. o3o

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Evil symbiote must be stopped!

[TBD 17,254]

for playing hooky 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

I declare war on him cause.... forget it!

[TBD 17,254]

for copying my hairstyle 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Jailed for launching a nuke on the eastern continent!

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

For looking suspiciously harmless. Preemptive strike.  

[Pony Flutters 535]

For looking at me funny.  

[Will Guide 21,360]

4 minutes ago, Pony Flutters said:

For looking at me funny.  

For seducing a homosexual like me. Only men are allowed to do that to me.

[J.J 923]

1 minute ago, SwitchGuy2018 said:

For seducing a homosexual like me. Only men are allowed to do that to me.

for being openly gay in a way that can reverse trigger a straight person, because straight people are still the majority and have an inherent mind of focus mentality that isn't under unnatural political perversions... made merely out of statement/desperation/or trauma from another afflicted person that was harmed by someone with mental disease.

[Will Guide 21,360]

12 minutes ago, Aquaflame said:

for being openly gay in a way that can reverse trigger a straight person, because straight people are still the majority and have an inherent mind of focus mentality that isn't under unnatural political perversions... made merely out of statement/desperation/or trauma from another afflicted person that was harmed by someone with mental disease.

War on you because I have no idea what you were trying to say.

[SkyDive 269]

War on both of you, cuz that's something that we have no reason to argue about. (that coming from a 95% straight guy)

[Pony Flutters 535]

Do I need to say it? 

[The Recherche 29,968]

You're staring at me with adorable eyes...

... ... ...

Spoiler

 

 

[SkyDive 269]

16 minutes ago, Pony Flutters said:

Do I need to say it? 

Probably, I'm kinda dumb.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Did you just launched another 400 missiles on my kingdom?

If you did! I declare war!

[SharpWit 2,647]

I declare war for assuming missiles when my preferences is artillery!