The Great Pun War

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Some might call that joke a little corny... but I'd say you're the best in your field

:3

 

[Flutterstep 47,078]

That last pun had 3 meanings. 

I try not to plow through these puns, even if they are in the rye.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Oh, bread puns now?
I'm gonna knead to look up some that'll make you roll

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

I was driving my tiny car at a very steep incline when I hit a pothole and my tired came off and Cartwheeled down the hill....

[RDDash 19,173]

And you thought all good car names were... taken 

 

LIAM NISSAN

[Kitty_Cat 376]

I dont get your pun.

You should get punished!

[RDDash 19,173]

Stay pawsitive

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Uh oh, these puns are getting Ruff

[Flutterstep 47,078]

As Ruf as a Dodge barking? 

[RDDash 19,173]

It was pretty much

[Flutterstep 47,078]

And that was pretty much Breaking a Bad joke. 

Edited May 16, 2018 by Flutterstep

[RDDash 19,173]

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[Flutterstep 47,078]

No, you rock. 

Sorry Hank, I meant minerals!

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I need to drink something heavy, on the rocks. Preferably something blue or crystal clear.

Now don't call that a problem, it's a solution. 

Edited May 16, 2018 by Flutterstep

[RDDash 19,173]

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[The_Gobo 36,257]

Maybe you shouldn't...

 

[Flutterstep 47,078]

Drink puns? Let the fun be gin. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I have to go right now, but:

 

[RDDash 19,173]

Okay see ya 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I asked my doctor what happened to my friend's dog after they ate a roll of quarters...

they told me there was... no change

 

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Wow that makes no cents.

The poor dog should be stick!

[RDDash 19,173]

Maybe

 

[Cash In 22,309]

That sure was a mouthful. 

[RDDash 19,173]

Two Bane tooths walked into the bar

 

Edited May 17, 2018 by R.D.Dash

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Been to the dentist so many times that I learned the drill.

Sadly, It made me a really mean person after they took my sweet tooth

[RDDash 19,173]

Your sweet tooth brought you a present