Answer the above question with a lie?

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

Of course. I’m the drummer.

What do you put on your pizza?

[The Recherche 29,965]

Anchovies dunked in pineapple juice.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

None, because they pop.

Are you my father?

[The Recherche 29,965]

I'm actually from a different universe, so technically, yes.

Are you going to lie?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

No, I'd never do that :p 

Are you from France?

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

Only on Tuesdays. 

Will you be my friend?

[The Recherche 29,965]

I will do nothing of the kind!

Are you from Belgium?

[Jeric 46,835]

2 minutes ago, The Recherche said:

Are you from Belgium?

I was, but they banished me since I was an oppressive ruler. 

Why won't my remote change the channel? D:

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

Because it wants to change you.

What is Friday like? I've never been there.

[The Recherche 29,965]

@Jeric I may or may not have tinkered with it back when you changed your avatar to Twilight for that brief time...

YOUR HERESY WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!

@Nightfall Gloam meh, they're alright I guess. They're the day that starts the week, so I suppose it being mundane is to be expected.

How many languages can you speak?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

ALL THE LANGUAGES.

Cheese?

[The Recherche 29,965]

The cake.

How many businesses do you own?

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

Just one but I have to close the doors to Toys R Us.  

How many cars do you own?

[The Recherche 29,965]

This Lamborghini.

(Props if you get the reference. )

What is your I.Q.?

[Wannabrony 11,638]

It's just high enough for me to find the meaning of life, so not that high. I'm also smart enough to not let anyone on the secret that is the answer to everything regarding life, so it can't possibly be that low.

What's the most important ingredient in a tomato soup other than water?

[The Recherche 29,965]

Paper shards; those just add so much texture!

How many many planets have you visited~?

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

All of them. I even helped colonize some of them.

Have you had chocolate cake for breakfast?

Edited June 29, 2018 by Twilight Luna

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

Absolutely not.

How big is your house?

Edited June 29, 2018 by Sliding Bolt

[The Recherche 29,965]

2 hours ago, Twilight Luna said:

Is Twilight smarter than Derpy?

Yes.

2 hours ago, Sliding Bolt said:

How big is your house?

House? I live outside.

What grows on your trees outside?

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

Monopoly money. Duh. 

Do you like taking naps?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

Yeah, sometimes.

Do you get nightmares at all? Or heck, just regular dreams?

[The Recherche 29,965]

No. I never sleep, remember~?

Have you ever passed away?

[Sliding Bolt 4,358]

15 minutes ago, The Recherche said:

Have you ever passed away?

Yeah I try to probably once a week.

 

How about you?

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

At least three times a week.

How many people have you hit with your car?

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

100,566,788 people

 

Can you stop the rain?