Equestria's water supply has been contaminated by the stream of silence. What do you do?

[KillerKingBakudan 702]

You begin to notice ponies at the Ponyville Spa leaving emotionless and unable to talk. The only ones who could speak claim they were just there for a massage and never entered the jacuzzi or the sauna. More ponies are leaving restaurants afflicted with the same issue; it's inevitable that whatever they ate or drank had water as a vital ingredient. And more ponies are leaving sporting events in the same state, unable to perform after drinking a single bottle of water to cool off.

Because of this, the few remaining ponies that can still talk are afraid to bathe or eat anything other than hay and grass.

There have also been recent reports from the Peaks of Peril that the Stream of Silence spontaneously disappeared over night. Clearly, someone had to have taken that water and dumped it all into Equestria's dam. Worst of all, there isn't a single trace of foal's breath left to restore all the silent ponies' speech and emotions.

But that's not all. There are still jugs of pure water available, except you can only find them at Celestia's castle. And due to "high demand", ponies won't be able to buy a single jug without selling their houses first.

What do you do?

Edited January 17, 2019 by KillerKingBakudan

[Monsoon 1,662]

Just chill I guess, I'd look forward to all the silence 

[BornAgainBrony 2,397]

Time to start sciencing and find a way to synthesize foal's breath.

[BlinkZ 1,151]

Assuming said magic water won't be extremely diluted by being mixed with regualr water supplies so much. probably could easly use magic to mae collar so you can talk. or peopel learn to talk in code.

[SharpWit 2,682]

Desalinate water from the sea as an extra step to the material gathering process for weather factories if that's not already done along the coasts. You could even just go collect snow and ice from glacial areas. This is a ground water issue, not that complicated.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,722]

*stares at you blankly*

"...................."

[RDDash 19,189]

What about river? Pegasi would probably purify any biohazards in the water.

[KillerKingBakudan 702]

22 minutes ago, R.D.Dash said:

What about river? Pegasi would probably purify any biohazards in the water.

Biohazards, maybe. Magic hazards? No.

[Partialgeek514 5,011]

Be quiet and chill'ax. Not really much else to do. 

[heavens-champion 1,905]

Form a team of the strongest, fastest, and smartest ponies and go on an expedition to find Foal's Breath.

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

I'm ok with suppressed emotions.

The water won't kill right?

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,835]

I dunno... I guess try to use some magic to reverse the spells or God knows what. Or at least use some super form to purify the water somehow...

[Floppy Snow 279]

I'm quite the quiet speaker. It won't bother me really. Besides, I could do this all day:

[BornAgainBrony 2,397]

On 1/17/2019 at 7:48 PM, KillerKingBakudan said:

Biohazards, maybe. Magic hazards? No.

Dunno. An assumption has to be made that vaporization would cleanse the water. Were this not the case, water evaporating and then falling as rain again would all be contaminated, and all of Equestria would have gone silent long ago. Therefore, simple evaporation-based water purification should work.

And if not, start collecting rain barrels and summon a hurricane.

[TBD 17,255]

I'd put on a black n' white striped shirt,  a beret, and a white makeup on. 

 

Time to start a new career. 

[Cwanky 17,591]

On 1/17/2019 at 9:01 AM, Crow2 said:

Just chill I guess, I'd look forward to all the silence 

I'd just like to add that as an added bonus, Pinkie Pie for once would shut up for a good while. 

[BornAgainBrony 2,397]

9 hours ago, Cwanky said:

I'd just like to add that as an added bonus, Pinkie Pie for once would shut up for a good while. 

I felt so bad for her the last time anything like that happened.

[EpicEnergy 23,220]

Find the culprit, send them to Tartarus, find the cure (the flowers), and put the cure into Equestria's main water supply.

[Splashee 28,565]

They will always find a way, or the student 6