Post a Random Movie Quote [Updated]

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"I told you a hundred and fifty eight times, I can't stand little notes on my pillow. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' Took me three hours to figure out 'F.U.' was 'Felix Ungar'!"

 

Edited May 6, 2020 by Tropical Melody

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"What do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approaches'?"

 

[Number62 1,258]

The humans tried everything. Now it's up to us dogs and the twilight bark.

[Sparklefan1234 171,869]

6 minutes ago, Number62 said:

The humans tried everything. Now it's up to us dogs and the twilight bark.

 

 Blast this wretched, wretched pen! 

[Tao 7,909]

"SHE WAS THE LAST!  THE LLLLLLLLLLLAASSSSTTT"

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"I know you've been waiting for years for me to either drop dead or retire"

 

[Prometheus 3,038]

"One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands."

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

"get off my lawn"

[Ragland Tiger 3,414]

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Edited May 9, 2020 by Ragland Tiger
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[Sparklefan1234 171,869]

Miranda : [Answering the phone]  Hello? 

 

Daniel : [Posing as a caller for the housekeeper ad, this time with a southern drawl]  

... Aaaaaargh!

Laila, get back into your cell! Don't make me get the hose!

Hello? 

[Denim&Venöm 19,164]

From the best movie of all time

[Twilight Luna 31,412]

"Your friends might get me in a rush but not before I turn your head into a canoe"

[O-78 28,607]

"You lost your job. You lost your wife. Don't throw out your best friend too just because of your anger!"

[Ragland Tiger 3,414]

The Great Dictator Speech

[Number62 1,258]

As they say on the streets, "I ain't touchin' that one."

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"Anticipating your condition, I have brought you orange juice, coffee, and aspririns. Or do you need to throw up?"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,723]

Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?

Polly Cronin: Of course, Elizabeth.

Young Elizabeth: How do you know?

Polly Cronin: Because, she was a good little girl, if she would have been naughty, the Prince would have run away.

Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

Amber: "God, she looks so sad. I wonder what happened."

Lisa: "You died on Saturday."

Amber: "Oh, yeah."

Edited May 13, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"May the benevolence of the god Shivu bring blessings on your house."

"And on yours."

"And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings."

"And in yours."

"And may his radiance light up your life."

"And up yours."

 

[Number62 1,258]

Thanks, Alfred. Don't know what we'd do without you.

Frankly sir, neither do I.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

This is the 'I'm Gonna Rob Your Nan' look.

[Number62 1,258]

No matter how fast you run, you can't save everyone.

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"Honey? We have very weak trees!"

 

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441]

“Ditto!”
“Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz?”

 

Edited May 16, 2020 by Stone Cold Steve Tuna
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[Lulaypp 2,555]

I actually want to get Paul to adopt me.