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[Sparklefan1234 170,427]

@Cwanky

 

"It's classic mirth-making, is what it is." - Principal Skinner (Skinner's Sense of Snow)

[Sparklefan1234 170,427]

From the season 10 episode of The Simpsons "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo". 

 

Wink: Mr. Simpson, we'll cut you down as soon as you answer one question about Japan.

 

Homer: Is the answer Japan?

 

Wink: ...actually, it is. (turns towards the curtains) バカ野郎！誰が答えをやったんだ？(You morons! Who came up with that answer?)

[Cwanky 17,576]

    

[Number62 1,258]

You wouldn't hit a lady, would you?

The hammer of justice is unisex!

[Sparklefan1234 170,427]

 Did someone say "Beets"? 

 

Aw-wee-oo
Killer Tofu
Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo
Killer Tofu

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

You think I'd tell you anything? I'd sooner choke on your bones.

Fine by me. Start with these?

[Cwanky 17,576]

                 

[Number62 1,258]

This won't be like the last time you stole something from me.

Anything I took was freely offered. Maybe you should take better care of your stuff.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Dang it, Tori, I only want to answer squat related questions!"

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

Bart: APRIL FOOL-* BOOM*

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Mrs. Vega: "Oh, you girls are pathetic. When I was your age we didn't even have cell phones."
 

Tori: "Yeah, but you had stuff that we don't have."

 

Cat: "Yeah, like dinosaurs and Moses." 

Edited September 29, 2019 by Emerald<3

[Cwanky 17,576]

October is here!! 

 

[Number62 1,258]

Do you ever shut up?!

Sorry, no. My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,622]

Niles Crane: This fruit nut muffin contains a number of things I don't care for.

[Cwanky 17,576]

    

[Number62 1,258]

I'll ask Master Bruce to refrain from leaving trash in the yard.

[Sparklefan1234 170,427]

Stu, what are you doing here? 

 

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

It's only a dream...

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Because without others... who's to help?"

 

[Randimaxis 8,652]

"Okay, Cartman - you can stop farting fire, now."

"I would if I could, you son of a bitch!"

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"So you're saying that if we find a donkey eating a Hamburger... then we'll find Dice somewhere in Hawai-ay-ay?"

[Lulaypp 2,555]

"Just trust me" I said. You need something up on your head. 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

"I am the terror that flaps in the night"

 - Darkwing Duck...every single episode!

[Denim&Venöm 18,880]

The numbers don't lie...

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Cat: "We didn't just ignore your rules!"

Sam: "We thought about 'em, then we ignored 'em."