Free style rap

[DuskSong 742]

Use the elements, theyre right here

But u better not, your so queer

I rap with power

and u rhyme so sour.

U got no talent

I got skill

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Let's pull a killer on killer battle

Put this shit in the fast lane

I like to dissect girls, bitch.

Did you know I'm utterly insane?

 

I'll make this clean

Like the mastering on Aeroplane

See me flying, Jeffy?

No you can't, because you're a pleb.

 

So choose your weapon

Pistols at dawn?

After my knife, red you'll be reppin'

Thanks for steppin'

'Cause you're kickin' with some lions

Welcome to Jamrock, mon.

 

Oh so a battle you want

Let me call over my freind butchershy

She'll cut you

Then fuck you

Then eat you

Then shit you

Oh look here she is

 

The name's butchershy bitch

Now I was told that you like to rap

Prove it before i take a nap

Fuck it i rhymed now what

Please if you don't mind

Fall in that pit of boiling magma

I don't feel like looking at you ugly face no more

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

 

Let's pull a killer on killer battle

Put this shit in the fast lane

I like to dissect girls, bitch.

Did you know I'm utterly insane?

 

I'll make this clean

Like the mastering on Aeroplane

See me flying, Jeffy?

No you can't, because you're a pleb.

 

So choose your weapon

Pistols at dawn?

After my knife, red you'll be reppin'

Thanks for steppin'

'Cause you're kickin' with some lions

Welcome to Jamrock, mon.

 

 

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

I don't know but it had to do with killing

My stylistic influences happen to be serial

Cuz when I be rappin I be super cereal

Edited June 25, 2012 by Mr. Wobbels

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

I'm about to pull a Patrick Batemen on this statement

Just give me a sec'

You're hittin' up the tag team with out a full deck

Guess who activated my trap card, boyo; I bang your shit harder than an all-drummer band

Hope you can stand up, man up

But until then, pleb: shut your mouth and put your hand up.

 

CHALLENGE ME TO YU-GI-OH, ONLY A TWIT WOULD WRITE THAT UP

LAST TIME I DUELED, MY BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON BLEW HIS ASS UP

 

SORRY, YOU LITTLE BITCH, I AINT GOT TIME FOR YOU

IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED

IM BATTLING LITTLE MISS "I FUCK SCOOTALOO"

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

CHALLENGE ME TO YU-GI-OH, ONLY A TWIT WOULD WRITE THAT UP

LAST TIME I DUELED, MY BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON BLEW HIS ASS UP

 

SORRY, YOU LITTLE BITCH, I AINT GOT TIME FOR YOU

IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED

IM BATTLING LITTLE MISS "I FUCK SCOOTALOO"

 

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

SAYS THE SAME BITCH WHO TRIED TO SEDUCE ME

NEWS FLASH, YOUR OLD, RESISTING IS SO EASY

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LIKE YOUR SISTER MORE

SHE KNOW HOW TO GO SKY HIGH, AND NOT KEEP SOME GAY RHYMES STUCK TO THE FLOOR

 

ALL THAT POWER HAS GOON6E TO YOUR HEAD

IM THE MESSENGER, YOU SHOULD BE DEAD

THAT WAS THE MESSAGE READ IT AN WEEP

BETTER THROUGH THAT DAMN CORPSE INTO THE DOG FOOD HEEP

 

YOU BETTER LISTEN CLOSELY SINCE YOUR REIGN IS UP

SPIKE SEND HER A MESSAGE, SHE BETTER SHUT THE BUCK UP

DEAR TIA, YOU SUCK, READ BETWEEN THE LINES

IM WITH LUNA NOW, NOW ITS FOR THE NEW TIMES

YOU ONCE USED THE ELEMENTS, GUESS WHAT THEY'RE QUEER

MY GARNET ON MY CHEST, HOLDS THE STRONGEST POWER THAT'S HERE

 

Seduce? You? Oh don't even please

I'm even surprised that you know about the birds and the bees

Don't even threaten me with powers you've never tested

You'd be bested, and at the very same time you would be molested!

 

Why do you think I'm even in regime

It's because all the other ponies know that I'm supreme

but this bitch doesn't need to use violence

I could own you in the damn silence

 

Here in Equestria I'm the fairest lass

I'll you do have power I admit

But that doesn't that you've got more class

you're like an old book, too much dust between the pages

and full of shit

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Seduce? You? Oh don't even please

I'm even surprised that you know about the birds and the bees

Don't even threaten me with powers you've never tested

You'd be bested, and at the very same time you would be molested!

 

Why do you think I'm even in regime

It's because all the other ponies know that I'm supreme

but this bitch doesn't need to use violence

I could own you in the damn silence

 

Here in Equestria I'm the fairest lass

I'll you do have power I admit

But that doesn't that you've got more class

you're like an old book, too much dust between the pages and full of shit

 

THERE YOU GO AGAIN, WITH THE MOLESTING BUCK

BETTER RUN GUYS, BEFORE SHE WANTS TO GIVE A FUCK

 

YOU SAY MY SKILLS ARE UNTESTED

BITCH PLEASE

IF I WANTED TO USE THEM, YOU'DE BE DEAD

BUT I PREFER TO USE MY RHYMING SIEGE

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

CHALLENGE ME TO YU-GI-OH, ONLY A TWIT WOULD WRITE THAT UP

LAST TIME I DUELED, MY BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON BLEW HIS ASS UP

 

SORRY, YOU LITTLE BITCH, I AINT GOT TIME FOR YOU

IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED

IM BATTLING LITTLE MISS "I FUCK SCOOTALOO"

 

Oh so a battle you want

Let me call over my freind butchershy

She'll cut you

Then fuck you

Then eat you

Then shit you

Oh look here she is

 

The name's butchershy bitch

Now I was told that you like to rap

Prove it before i take a nap

Fuck it i rhymed now what

Please if you don't mind

Fall in that pit of boiling magma

I don't feel like looking at you ugly face no more

 

Alright, I'll pull a double kill; this'll be easy

This ain't a game, bitch I'll decapitate you, then ring out your brains - lemon squeezy.

 

Half of your plan to kill me doesn't make sense

It's unoriginal - ain't worth a penny - so here's a sixpence.

 

I'll put 100ccs of morphine in your corroded arteries - I can't stand your conscious melodrama

Part of me thinks y'all barkin' at me is what started this fuckin' killing spree.

But I digress, now for the rest of this masterpiece I'

I'll drag your sleeping sack of a body to my sleepy ranch for lease

I'll ready the chains, chop off your manes

Then I'll grab some articles from the styles section to soak up the blood stains

I'll blare music 'til your ears bleed in pain

Grab my knives: thunder and rain

And prepare the filling meal for my great dane

Breaking News: That's you two, bitches

You like Huey Lewis - he went from rags to riches

When Sports came out in '83; he really committed to his own

But I'm spacing out, really, let me get in the zone

Time to strap these chains on and bake up the crust for the pie

It's gonna be minced meat tonight, bitches, now get ready to die.

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

 

Alright, I'll pull a double kill; this'll be easy

This ain't a game, bitch I'll decapitate you, then ring out your brains - lemon squeezy.

 

Half of your plan to kill me doesn't make sense

It's unoriginal - ain't worth a penny - so here's a sixpence.

 

I'll put 100ccs of morphine in your corroded arteries - I can't stand your conscious melodrama

Part of me thinks y'all barkin' at me is what started this fuckin' killing spree.

But I digress, now for the rest of this masterpiece I'

I'll drag your sleeping sack of a body to my sleepy ranch for lease

I'll ready the chains, chop off your manes

Then I'll grab some articles from the styles section to soak up the blood stains

I'll blare music 'til your ears bleed in pain

Grab my knives: thunder and rain

And prepare the filling meal for my great dane

Breaking News: That's you two, bitches

You like Huey Lewis - he went from rags to riches

When Sports came out in '83; he really committed to his own

But I'm spacing out, really, let me get in the zone

Time to strap these chains on and bake up the crust for the pie

It's gonna be minced meat tonight, bitches, now get ready to die.

 

 

Copies of the styles section? Do you have a dog?

If so you're gonna fuck em in that style

Cuz it's time to snog

And I love to splooge

And I be rockin this town like Dwight Shrute

[Evilshy 5,090]

 

 

 

Bitch, please.

 

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Alright, I'll pull a double kill; this'll be easy

This ain't a game, bitch I'll decapitate you, then ring out your brains - lemon squeezy.

 

Half of your plan to kill me doesn't make sense

It's unoriginal - ain't worth a penny - so here's a sixpence.

 

I'll put 100ccs of morphine in your corroded arteries - I can't stand your conscious melodrama

Part of me thinks y'all barkin' at me is what started this fuckin' killing spree.

But I digress, now for the rest of this masterpiece I'

I'll drag your sleeping sack of a body to my sleepy ranch for lease

I'll ready the chains, chop off your manes

Then I'll grab some articles from the styles section to soak up the blood stains

I'll blare music 'til your ears bleed in pain

Grab my knives: thunder and rain

And prepare the filling meal for my great dane

Breaking News: That's you two, bitches

You like Huey Lewis - he went from rags to riches

When Sports came out in '83; he really committed to his own

But I'm spacing out, really, let me get in the zone

Time to strap these chains on and bake up the crust for the pie

It's gonna be minced meat tonight, bitches, now get ready to die.

 

well mfe, rip off of mlp

i dont give a didly dee, about no KILLING SPREE

YOU BETTER LAY THOSE EGGS NOW,

OR ELSE YOULL BE HIT IN THE GUT

WITH ENOUGH FORCE YOU SEE,

TO MAKE THEM SPEW OUT YOUR BUTT

 

OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU

LAST TIME YOU WENT TO GO BUY BREAD

I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN YOUR SHED

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

well mfe, rip off of mlp

i dont give a didly dee, about no KILLING SPREE

YOU BETTER LAY THOSE EGGS N6OW,

OR ELSE YOULL BE HIT IN THE GUT

WITH ENOUGH FORCE YOU SEE,

TO MAKE THEM SPEW OUT YOUR BUTT

 

OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU

LAST TIME YOU WENT TO GO BUY BREAD

I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN YOUR SHED

 

You don't give didly dee

But you'll be fighting me

And it'll be as easy as 1 2 3

And if you's gon fight you better prepare

YOUR DIDDLY HOLE

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Alright, I'll pull a double kill; this'll be easy

This ain't a game, bitch I'll decapitate you, then ring out your brains - lemon squeezy.

 

Half of your plan to kill me doesn't make sense

It's unoriginal - ain't worth a penny - so here's a sixpence.

 

I'll put 100ccs of morphine in your corroded arteries - I can't stand your conscious melodrama

Part of me thinks y'all barkin' at me is what started this fuckin' killing spree.

But I digress, now for the rest of this masterpiece I'

I'll drag your sleeping sack of a body to my sleepy ranch for lease

I'll ready the chains, chop off your manes

Then I'll grab some articles from the styles section to soak up the blood stains

I'll blare music 'til your ears bleed in pain

Grab my knives: thunder and rain

And prepare the filling meal for my great dane

Breaking News: That's you two, bitches

You like Huey Lewis - he went from rags to riches

When Sports came out in '83; he really committed to his own

But I'm spacing out, really, let me get in the zone

Time to strap these chains on and bake up the crust for the pie

It's gonna be minced meat tonight, bitches, now get ready to die.

 

Oh so you plan to kill them

Fine do it

Who fucking needs them

I'll be bringing the craziest bitch

Why you little kid

Say hello to TGAP Trixe

 

THE NAME IS TRIXIE MOTHERFUCKER

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME

FIRST I"LL SAY TO YOU

FUCK OFF

THEN I"LL BEAT YOUR ASS BACK TO PAGE ONE

THEN WHEN YOU ARE BEATIN AND BROKEN

I"LL HANDCUFF YOU

AND PUT YOU ON DISPLAY

AS THE WEAK AND POWERLESS

THE MOST HARMLESS FOAL IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

YOU GONNA BE A BIGGER CHICKEN THAN SCOOTERLOO

WHEN I FINISH WITH YOU

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

well mfe, rip off of mlp

i dont give a didly dee, about no KILLING SPREE

YOU BETTER LAY THOSE EGGS N6OW,

OR ELSE YOULL BE HIT IN THE GUT

WITH ENOUGH FORCE YOU SEE,

TO MAKE THEM SPEW OUT YOUR BUTT

 

OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU

LAST TIME YOU WENT TO GO BUY BREAD

I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP IN YOUR SHED

 

Well you better give a diddly dee , 'cause guess what?

I'll stick my stash of gold up your tomb of King Tut

Pepper your Angus - this ain't Pizza Hut

But get your ass up to the first window

And pay your pimp daddy, slut.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

THERE YOU GO AGAIN, WITH THE MOLESTING BUCK

BETTER RUN GUYS, BEFORE SHE WANTS TO GIVE A FUCK

 

YOU SAY MY SKILLS ARE UNTESTED

BITCH PLEASE

IF I WANTED TO USE THEM, YOU'DE BE DEAD

BUT I PREFER TO USE MY RHYMING SIEGE

 

What's this, you think my molesting is bad?

Bitch you're a monster I almost feel kind of sad

You better go find your ink and quill

Because you've got a lesson to learn

 

The sad thing is your situation

mommy and daddy gave you the money you can't earn

If you don't wish for damnation

So here is your chance for peace

go fuck off

with your black holes in space.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Hayzelestia

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

Well you better give a diddly dee , 'cause guess what?

I'll stick my stash of gold up your tomb of King Tut

Pepper your Angus - this ain't Pizza Hut

But get your ass up to the first window

And pay your pimp daddy, slut.

 

Pepper thine angus

Prepare thine Agnus

For when I rhyme I murder their aunt Agnis

After a good beating I like to dine on it

So get outta here if you don't wanna see this shit

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

You don't give didly dee

But you'll be fighting me

And it'll be as easy as 1 2 3

And if you's gon fight you better prepare

YOUR DIDDLY HOLE

 

YOU KNOW SOMETHING PAL

YOU CAN JUST SHUT THE HELL UP

EVEYONE HAS BEEN HATING ON ME, SINCE THE SHOW WAS SET UP

YOU THINK ITS EASY TO DO THIS ON THE FLY

THEN COME ON UP, AND GIVE IT A GOD DAMN TRY

 

YOU ARE WEAK, PATHETIC

SCOUTS CALLING THE MEDIC

CAUSE I JUST DOMINATED YOU

WELCOME TO DOMINATION

POPULATION: ALL OF YOU

Edited June 25, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

Oh so you plan to kill them

Fine do it

Who fucking needs them

I'll be bringing the craziest bitch

Why you little kid

Say hello to TGAP Trixe

 

THE NAME IS TRIXIE MOTHERFUCKER

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME

FIRST I"LL SAY TO YOU

FUCK OFF

THEN I"LL BEAT YOUR ASS BACK TO PAGE ONE

THEN WHEN YOU ARE BEATIN AND BROKEN

I"LL HANDCUFF YOU

AND PUT YOU ON DISPLAY

AS THE WEAK AND POWERLESS

THE MOST HARMLESS FOAL IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

YOU GONNA BE A BIGGER CHICKEN THAN SCOOTERLOO

WHEN I FINISH WITH YOU

 

Page one?

 

I won on page one, son.

I'll banish you to the sun

Think that's just a funny pun?

No, you'd better run.

Faster than your snot in December

Remember, I'm Moose: Serial killer, poster, member.

Let's just say I have more than a tiger claw and render

Render this image, I'll ship your intestines to your mother

Return to sender

Post abortion extortion

I'll bend your corpse to it's limits - contortion

Then I'll cook you up

See who's great and powerful then, Tix.

Cannibalism, soups on everypony

Time to get a mouthful.

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

YOU ARE WEAK, PATHETIC

SCOUTS CALLING THE MEDIC

CAUSE I JUST DOMINATED YOU

WELCOME TO DOMINATION

POPULATION: ALL F YOU YOU

 

I really don't know what you're talking about

But before I go Burzum on your ass you better scream and shout

But no one's gonna hear you if your ass is screaming

Cuz you know what they say about space?

You can't be heard in it (ergo: I'm going to stab your face in space)

Edited June 25, 2012 by Mr. Wobbels

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Oh you cannabal

How funny

To bad I already know one

Say hello to Hannibal

He eats yo brains

Then makes it better

SO before you go trying to beat me

You should study up on just who you be figting

Because I AM THE ONLY RAPPER

YOU WILL EVER SEE

THATS RIGHT BITCH

MY RAPS MAKE YOU PEE AND GO BLIND

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I CALM DOWN

and eat you flesh with some faba beans

and a nice kyantai

SO NO THEN

GET THE BUCK

OUT OF THIS THREAD

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

 

Page one?

 

I won on page one, son.

I'll banish you to the sun

Think that's just a funny pun?

No, you'd better run.

Faster than your snot in December

Remember, I'm Moose: Serial killer, poster, member.

Let's just say I have more than a tiger claw and render

Render this image, I'll ship your intestines to your mother

Return to sender

Post abortion extortion

I'll bend your corpse to it's limits - contortion

Then I'll cook you up

See who's great and powerful then, Tix.

Cannibalism, soups on everypony

Time to get a mouthful.

 

 

That bear has been kicking it for a few weeks now

And by the looks of it

We should probably get it out

Cuz no one really wants an ursidae in their abdomen

Trust me

And if its a two headed boy

We better crush it

 

You know what the bear says?

 

 

RAAAAAAAWAWRAWAAAUGRAUGH

 

Edited June 25, 2012 by Mr. Wobbels

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Page one?

 

I won on page one, son.

I'll banish you to the sun

Think that's just a funny pun?

No, you'd better run.

Faster than your snot in December

Remember, I'm Moose: Serial killer, poster, member.

Let's just say I have more than a tiger claw and render

Render this image, I'll ship your intestines to your mother

Return to sender

Post abortion extortion

I'll bend your corpse to it's limits - contortion

Then I'll cook you up

See who's great and powerful then, Tix.

Cannibalism, soups on everypony

Time to get a mouthful.

 

(Sorry double post, know idea how to add a qoute in a post already made)

Oh you cannabal

How funny

To bad I already know one

Say hello to Hannibal

He eats yo brains

Then makes it better

SO before you go trying to beat me

You should study up on just who you be figting

Because I AM THE ONLY RAPPER

YOU WILL EVER SEE

THATS RIGHT BITCH

MY RAPS MAKE YOU PEE AND GO BLIND

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I CALM DOWN

and eat you flesh with some faba beans

and a nice kyantai

SO NO THEN

GET THE BUCK

OUT OF THIS THREAD

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

 

 

THE NAME IS TRIXIE MOTHERFUCKER

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME

FIRST I"LL SAY TO YOU

FUCK OFF

THEN I"LL BEAT YOUR ASS BACK TO PAGE ONE

THEN WHEN YOU ARE BEATIN AND BROKEN

I"LL HANDCUFF YOU

AND PUT YOU ON DISPLAY

AS THE WEAK AND POWERLESS

THE MOST HARMLESS FOAL IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

YOU GONNA BE A BIGGER CHICKEN THAN SCOOTERLOO

WHEN I FINISH WITH YOU

 

WHO LET THIS BITCH UP IN MY THREAD

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE HERE THAT WE WANT HER DEAD

NEWS FLASH TRIXIE, GREAT AND POWERFUL DONT MEAN SHIT

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR UP AGAINST ME

DRACO, THE ALMIGHT AND OMNIPOTENT

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

WHO LET THIS BITCH UP IN MY THREAD

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE HERE THAT WE WANT HER DEAD

NEWS FLASH TRIXIE, GREAT AND POWERFUL DONT MEAN SHIT

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR UP AGAINST ME

DRACO, THE ALMIGHT AND OMNIPOTENT

 

YES ANOTHER CAHLLENGER

YOU BETTER BE SCRED DRACO

BECAUSE MY MAGIC WILL

FUCK YOU

THEN EAT YOU

THEN SHIT YOU

THEN KILL YOU

MOTHERFUCKER LEARN TO RAP

BECAUSE TRIXIE KNOWS

THAT YOU KNOW SHIT

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

Oh you cannabal

How funny

To bad I already know one

Say hello to Hannibal

He eats yo brains

Then makes it better

SO before you go trying to beat me

You should study up on just who you be figting

Because I AM THE ONLY RAPPER

YOU WILL EVER SEE

THATS RIGHT BITCH

MY RAPS MAKE YOU PEE AND GO BLIND

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I CALM DOWN

and eat you flesh with some faba beans

and a nice kyantai

SO NO THEN

GET THE BUCK

OUT OF THIS THREAD

 

 

You rap like a vegetarian - get a diet based on protein

I know a good source: you could blow me

Act like you know me

'Cause it's time for you to get out

Puff out that chest and pull a real rhyme

Or go home and pout

No doubt, I've got this shit locked

I'm stocked up with cutlery

Don't butter me up comparing me to Hannibal?

What's that? You didn't say that?

I can't tell, I've already ripped off your mandible

Maxilla would go next, but I don't want to risk ruining your skull

That would ruin my trophy, ergo: I'd be vexed

Not even time for the apex, I'm just getting started

I'll wrap your corpse up so tight scrubs will just think it smells like someone farted.

 

( Good show so far, gents. I applaud you all )

Edited June 25, 2012 by Kapten Röd