Snatch the Cookie!

[dar tunsh 446]

((I thought there was no killing/disabling of any kind...))

I wield the pogo hammer, smack you with a comical boing, and collect all the grist and the cookie.

[Half-Note 273]

Alucard tears you limb from limb. I steal the cookie.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Half-Note

[dar tunsh 446]

My limbs grow back. I am suddenly lizard man. I use my long tongue to snatch the cookie.

[Half-Note 273]

Spawn drags you too hell and gives me the cookie. It's now crispy.

[Krystal 1,468]

Master Chief respawns. He mistakes you for Covenant and kills you. I steal the cookie

[Half-Note 273]

I trap you in an endless match of MW3 with a bunch of 12 year olds. I take the cookie.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Half-Note

[dar tunsh 446]

Scorpion brings me back to the surface, yells, "Get over here!" and snatches the cookie for me with his grappling spike.

[Krystal 1,468]

I lag switch the game until I get a tactical nuke and destroy all. Except the cookie. I steal it.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

((I thought there was no killing/disabling of any kind...))

 

If you read carefully you will find that I said

"You cannot kill the person who has the cookie and getting him out of the game permanently.

You cannot disable the person in any way. Only attack him to get the cookie."

So basically, whatever the person said doesn't contradict the rules.

While whoever is reading this entire thing, I steal the cookie from your hands.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Phoenix Dirac Wright

[dar tunsh 446]

Scorpion sets you on fire and I take the cookie while you stop, drop and roll.

The cookie is now TOASTY~!

Edited July 1, 2012 by Draw Toonzoid

[Krystal 1,468]

Master Cheif sticks you with a stick grenade and I steal the cookie.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I simply take the cookie while you are distracted by my epic display of fireworks.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I summon my flying beaver to steal the cookie for me.

[Half-Note 273]

Alucard shoots you and Beaver in the head with armour peircing rounds. I take the cookie and hide.

Edited July 1, 2012 by Half-Note

[Krystal 1,468]

Jack Bauer tortures one of your associates until he tells of your location. We track you down, knock you out and steal the cookie.

[Half-Note 273]

Spawn wakes me up. Kills you. Gives me the cookie.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

I hit you with a flying alpaca and steal the cookie.

[Krystal 1,468]

I respawn and steal the cookie while you are wondering if I'm Jesus

[Half-Note 273]

I steal your face and the cookie.

[Krystal 1,468]

Jack Bauer tortures you until you give me my face and the cookie back

[Half-Note 273]

Dovahkiin Summons a dragon to kill Jack Bauer and I once again have the cookie

Edited July 1, 2012 by Half-Note

[Krystal 1,468]

You can't kill Jack Bauer. By doing so you have created a paradox. The universe implodes and throughout the mayhem I steal the cookie.

[Half-Note 273]

Doctor Who fixes the Timestream and takes me with him on his adventure's while we share the cookie.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Before you share the cookie I object of you using Doctor Who for your evil means and thus, leaving me with the cookie.

[Half-Note 273]

I call in Judge Judy who overrules your objection.